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The better and longer a creator’s videos are, the more their work is worth, so the more investors will buy their stock.
Let’s say I bought 100 shares of Belle Delphine (BDPN) stock that currently trades at $5 a share, and let’s say there’re 100,000 shares of BDPN in existence. If Belle Delphine publishes 1 hour of footage daily, my shares let me receive 3.6 seconds of her work in the form of daily dividends.
Delphine increases the quality of her videos or starts producing a higher quantity of footage (e.g. 75 minutes), so more coomers buy BDPN stock. BDPN now trades at $6 a share. I can sell my 100 shares of BDPN for $100 in profit, or I can hold to wait for the stock’s price to go up more. I hold.
Oh no. Belle Delphine is in the hospital recovering from Monobloc, so she temporarily stops publishing videos. The coomwhales sell their shares, and BDPN falls down to $2 a share. I’m confident that she’ll make it out perfectly fine, so I buy 400 more shares of BDPN at this bargain price and plan to sell when Delphine gets back in front of the camera.
Fuck. Belle Delphine dies from Monobloc complications. Her stock plummets to $0. I’ve lost $1300 from my investments.
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It’ll be so cool to enable everyone around the world to trade porn—well, not really porn itself, but the representation of ownership of future porn that has not yet been filmed.
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A publicly-traded OnlyFans creator is obligated to publish new video content on a fixed interval—yearly, quarterly, monthly, biweekly, weekly, daily, and even as rapidly as hourly. Shorter publish intervals tend to result in faster stock movement.
The better and longer a creator’s videos are, the more their work is worth, so the more investors will buy their stock.
Let’s say I bought 100 shares of Belle Delphine (BDPN) stock that currently trades at $5 a share, and let’s say there’re 100,000 shares of BDPN in existence. If Belle Delphine publishes 1 hour of footage daily, my shares let me receive 3.6 seconds of her work in the form of daily dividends.
Delphine increases the quality of her videos or starts producing a higher quantity of footage (e.g. 75 minutes), so more coomers buy BDPN stock. BDPN now trades at $6 a share. I can sell my 100 shares of BDPN for $100 in profit, or I can hold to wait for the stock’s price to go up more. I hold.
Oh no. Belle Delphine is in the hospital recovering from Monobloc, so she temporarily stops publishing videos. The coomwhales sell their shares, and BDPN falls down to $2 a share. I’m confident that she’ll make it out perfectly fine, so I buy 400 more shares of BDPN at this bargain price and plan to sell when Delphine gets back in front of the camera.
Fuck. Belle Delphine dies from Monobloc complications. Her stock plummets to $0. I’ve lost $1300 from my investments.
The OnlyFans Stock Market has the potential to become a reality. PM me if you’re interested to join me and build this platform.
It’ll be so cool to enable everyone around the world to trade porn—well, not really porn itself, but the representation of ownership of future porn that has not yet been filmed.
The possibilities are limitless. The OF500 index fund contains the top 500 OnlyFans stars. The CurryCash Pajeetas ETF (Exchange-Traded Fund) tracks a selection of sexy Indian pornographic performers. Just imagine how epic the world can be if OnlyFans has a stock market!
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