Serious [GTFIH] AM I IN DANGER?? WEIRD ESCORTCELLING EXPERIENCE.

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Okay, I need NT answers.

I had booked an escort for 6pm today. 10 mins before 6pm I called her so she can give me her room number. I went onto the floor her room was located on at exactly 6pm.
There were rooms to the left and right and thankfully I decided to check the left side first because as soon as I was walking to her actual room I saw àn old man standing right outside her door. If I looked to that side first I would literally be standing next to another escortcel about to go inside the same room. Anyway the door opened and he was greeted by a foreign female accent so that was definitely her room, although I still checked the text again to make sure.

At first I thought this was a trap and they were trying to take my money but then I realized he would've been there long before if that was the case. I then assumed she overbooked or she forgot about another one of her appointments when she accepted mine.
I got really angry so I knocked on the door really loudly to at least make the escortcel paranoid for stealing my whore.

When I walked away from the room I got a call from the whore. She asked me where I was and I told her "I saw another man walk into your room" to which she said "okay" and hung up. I felt hesitant but I ended up leaving for my own safety. She wouldn't stop calling and texting me and ngl it felt good having a femoid blowing up my phone.

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Am I being autistic? It says nowhere in her profile that she has another escort living with her, let alone that they have appointments at the same time.
I would've literally been standing next to this old escortcel if I hadn't decided to check the other side for her room first.
Even if I went a few minutes after him I would've had to at the very least acknowledge this guy's existence in there. I'm looking at the website for the apartment complex and they sure as shit aren't luxurious. I really don't think they have more than 2 bathrooms with showers in there so I probably would've had to waste my time waiting for the guy to finish or vice versa. I just don't think it's right that she didn't let me know about this beforehand.

Oh well. She missed out on making 130 euro for sucking a clean 18 year old mentalcel dick for 45 minutes and she clearly needs the money because she didn't stop calling.

She had near-perfect reviews too. The last time she got less than 5 stars was over 2 years ago. WTF.

FUCK I AM SO ANGRY. ON THE BUS BACK HOME I WAS LOOKING AT YOUNG FEMOIDS, ESPECIALLY THE SLUTS GOING TO BARS AND I WAS REALLY IMAGINING ANNIHILATING THEM IN FORTNITE SO I CAN GET A #1 VICTORY ROYALE.
I WAS SHAKING AND I WAS PUNHCING THE SEAT IN FRONT OF ME AS I SAW THEM.

EDIT: HOLY FUCK SHE CALLED ME AGAIN WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS. She called me at 7:18pm, an hour and 20 minutes after the time that I had booked her. What does the fuck does she want?? It's obvious i'm not coming now. Am I in danger??
 
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Fuck my ugly long nose and midface
 
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Good thing you lifted in case her pimps attack you, strap a kitchen knife or an umbrella to hit em with something then yeet the fuck outta there.
 
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Okay, I need NT answers.

I had booked an escort for 6pm today. 10 mins before 6pm I called her so she can give me her room number. I went onto the floor her room was located on at exactly 6pm.
There were rooms to the left and right and thankfully I decided to check the left side first because as soon as I was walking to her actual room I saw àn old man standing right outside her door. If I looked to that side first I would literally be standing next to another escortcel about to go inside the same room. Anyway the door opened and he was greeted by a foreign female accent so that was definitely her room, although I still checked the text again to make sure.

At first I thought this was a trap and they were trying to take my money but then I realized he would've been there long before if that was the case. I then assumed she overbooked or she forgot about another one of her appointments when she accepted mine.
I got really angry so I knocked on the door really loudly to at least make the escortcel paranoid for stealing my whore.

When I walked away from the room I got a call from the whore. She asked me where I was and I told her "I saw another man walk into your room" to which she said "okay" and hung up. I felt hesitant but I ended up leaving for my own safety. She wouldn't stop calling and texting me and ngl it felt good having a femoid blowing up my phone.

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Am I being autistic? It says nowhere in her profile that she has another escort living with her, let alone that they have appointments at the same time.
I would've literally been standing next to this old escortcel if I hadn't decided to check the other side for her room first.
Even if I went a few minutes after him I would've had to at the very least acknowledge this guy's existence in there. I'm looking at the website for the apartment complex and they sure as shit aren't luxurious. I really don't think they have more than 2 bathrooms with showers in there so I probably would've had to waste my time waiting for the guy to finish or vice versa. I just don't think it's right that she didn't let me know about this beforehand.

Oh well. She missed out on making 130 euro for sucking a clean 18 year old dick for 45 minutes and she clearly needs the money because she didn't stop calling.

EDIT: HOLY FUCK SHE CALLED ME AGAIN WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS. She called me at 7:18pm, an hour and 20 minutes after the time that I had booked her. What does the fuck does she want?? It's obvious i'm not coming now. Am I in danger??
JFL :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: always caging at these desperate whores
you taught her a lesson son
 
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Okay, I need NT answers.

I had booked an escort for 6pm today. 10 mins before 6pm I called her so she can give me her room number. I went onto the floor her room was located on at exactly 6pm.
There were rooms to the left and right and thankfully I decided to check the left side first because as soon as I was walking to her actual room I saw àn old man standing right outside her door. If I looked to that side first I would literally be standing next to another escortcel about to go inside the same room. Anyway the door opened and he was greeted by a foreign female accent so that was definitely her room, although I still checked the text again to make sure.

At first I thought this was a trap and they were trying to take my money but then I realized he would've been there long before if that was the case. I then assumed she overbooked or she forgot about another one of her appointments when she accepted mine.
I got really angry so I knocked on the door really loudly to at least make the escortcel paranoid for stealing my whore.

When I walked away from the room I got a call from the whore. She asked me where I was and I told her "I saw another man walk into your room" to which she said "okay" and hung up. I felt hesitant but I ended up leaving for my own safety. She wouldn't stop calling and texting me and ngl it felt good having a femoid blowing up my phone.

View attachment 283610


Am I being autistic? It says nowhere in her profile that she has another escort living with her, let alone that they have appointments at the same time.
I would've literally been standing next to this old escortcel if I hadn't decided to check the other side for her room first.
Even if I went a few minutes after him I would've had to at the very least acknowledge this guy's existence in there. I'm looking at the website for the apartment complex and they sure as shit aren't luxurious. I really don't think they have more than 2 bathrooms with showers in there so I probably would've had to waste my time waiting for the guy to finish or vice versa. I just don't think it's right that she didn't let me know about this beforehand.

Oh well. She missed out on making 130 euro for sucking a clean 18 year old mentalcel dick for 45 minutes and she clearly needs the money because she didn't stop calling.

EDIT: HOLY FUCK SHE CALLED ME AGAIN WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS. She called me at 7:18pm, an hour and 20 minutes after the time that I had booked her. What does the fuck does she want?? It's obvious i'm not coming now. Am I in danger??
Don't be dumb 130 euros for a blowjob is not worth it
 
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Don't be dumb 130 euros for a blowjob is not worth it

It's 130 for everything. I mostly wanted to get my duck sucked though because the escort I went to the first time doesn't do condomless suck. That's the only reason I tried a new escort and holy fuck I regret it.
 
It's 130 for everything. I mostly wanted to get my duck sucked though because the escort I went to the first time doesn't do condomless suck. That's the only reason I tried a new escort and holy fuck I regret it.
You want to sniff escort fart like ur Avi bru
 
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Dudes, please help me!!
 
good call

nasty fucking whore i said in the other thread.

they have upwards of 6 clients a day... you think they rly take 6 showers a day?

nah nigga they are nasty.
 
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good call

nasty fucking whore i said in the other thread.

they have upwards of 6 clients a day... you think they rly take 6 showers a day?

nah nigga they are nasty.
exactly. JFL @ escortcels. Disgusting cope, especially with coronavirus going around.
 
She probably being honest with you mate. She probably sharing the apartment to maximize her profit margins. What country is this in? Is it illegal in your country or?
 
She probably being honest with you mate. She probably sharing the apartment to maximize her profit margins. What country is this in? Is it illegal in your country or?

Ireland. I feel like she should've let me know though. And told me that her friend had a booking at the exact same time. I would've been standing right outside the door with her friend's client.
 
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escorts .. i wanna try one but jesus they are dirty af
 
Why are you nervous then? It is legal there mate unless you live in Northern Ireland.
 
Why are you nervous then? It is legal there mate unless you live in Northern Ireland.

I know it is. I'm talking about the experience as a whole. She's still calling me.
Am I in the right place to write her a bad review for not letting me know she's living with another escort and that there will be another client too?
 
It's common for escorts to share a condo.
 
It's common for escorts to share a condo.

and book clients at the exact same time, to a point where they both have to wait next to each other at the door?
 
This is why you have to be the first one of the day. Otherwise you have to deal with the smell of 5 other guys that came before you.
 
and book clients at the exact same time, to a point where they both have to wait next to each other at the door?
Yeah it's normal. Just don't make eye contact and everything will be fine.
 
Yeah it's normal. Just don't make eye contact and everything will be fine.

Serious? That's fucked up, easily could've been someone I know. And it's still weird as fuck even if not. It would've been fine if she told me this beforehand but she didn't. I really don't think this was fair on me.
 
jfl bro
 
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You were indeed in danger of losing your virginity. Now you're safe, OP.

Well done (y)
 
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Serious? That's fucked up, easily could've been someone I know. And it's still weird as fuck even if not. It would've been fine if she told me this beforehand but she didn't. I really don't think this was fair on me.
Was the escort Asian?
 
tales. reddit tier larp.
 
JFL I seriously love how autistic this board is.

Was fun knowing you homie. Tomorrow's headline will read "Short man brutally murdered by romanian STD-carrying hooker"
 
I would rather fuck a landwhale than pay 130€ for sex
 
JFL I seriously love how autistic this board is.

Was fun knowing you homie. Tomorrow's headline will read "6'0 manlet emperor brutally murdered by Greek STD-carrying hooker"

fixed
 
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You need to chill out. I can see your cortisol levels redlining from here. You are 100% not in danger. Also do you live in Ireland or just visiting - asking cause "SlavCelibate"
 
Mirin your height. I'm 5'9 and would trade in a kidney to be at least 6ft.

I would give you 3 inches of my height for an NT brain. No joke.
 
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