GTFIH mog battle: DiCaprio vs Chico

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Dicaprio probs

 

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So laughable. DiCaprio is good looking but nowhere NEAR Chico. If DiCaprio wasn't an A-list celebrity nobody would even mention him in the same sentence as Chico Lachowski.

First off, lets look at height.

DiCaprio is 5'11 while Chico is 6'3. Already a massive heightmog in favor of Chico.

Now lets look at PRIME DICAPRIO.

Good looking definitely, but do you actually believe that this guy has more universal appeal than Chico? Sure his phenotype is better, but bonestructure and symmetry goes to Chico by a long shot. Since this is a battle of the prettyboys, I will use young Chico picture to compare since Dicaprio is of similar age in the picture I linked.

How is this even close? Its so obvious that Dicaprio is getting a massive upgrade because of A list celebrity status and women fawning over him for that very reason.

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