[GUIDE] HOW TO LEARN JAPANESE 日本語 - HIGH IQ THREAD

[Ghost Philosophy]

Once you've learned a lot of Japanese, you'll realise that everyday words are also used in a pornographic context
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Tabemono means PUSSY.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

 

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Something something, you and me, something something eating is mentioned. You asking to fuck?

no i prayed for you to eat a juicy cold watermelon

 

[Deleted member 80684]

This thread was so useless jfl bro thought he cooked

Golden content, keep coping

 

[Imretarded?]

Cope thread, you will never learn Japanese with this shit tier adice.
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This thread was so useless jfl bro thought he cooked

3. LEARNING THE SYLLIBALLE SYLLABARIES KATAKANA (カタカナ) AND HIRAGANA (ひらがな) IS OPTIONAL UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK FLUENTLY.
Any decent teaching program will use romaji.
Tip: Romaji is using Latin letters to spell out Japanese words. Ex: Konichiwa. Any good program such as Rosetta Stone (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) will give you this option. The easier to understand, the faster you learn.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

ははははながすきです

learn ya fucking kanji or else you gonna have to read sentences like this. not even hard, just remember it theory.

No you don't need to

Haha = mom
Hana = flower

and the rest is easy

I don't know any kanji but I can understand your sentence "My mother loves flowers"

MY GUIDE IS LEGIT.

 

[Deleted member 71123]

Golden content, keep coping

Yeah you cope by geomaxxing to japan cause you can’t slay in a western country jfl

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Yeah you cope by geomaxxing to japan cause you can’t slay in a western country jfl

He's chad.

 

[Deleted member 30461]

Yeah you cope by geomaxxing to japan cause you can’t slay in a western country jfl

Buddy, the West is easy mode, Japan is nightmare mode.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Cope thread, you will never learn Japanese with this shit tier advice.
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Why are you criticising my thread? I bet you can't read 昨今.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Cope thread, you will never learn Japanese with this shit tier advice.
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Bhenchod, it's time to romajimaxx.

 

[Deleted member 71123]

He's chad.

Ok go slay in Japan then if he’s chad the foids arnt even attractive. And speak for yourself if he’s chad he doesn’t need someone to talk for him

 

[Imretarded?]

No you don't need to

Haha = mom
Hana = flower

and the rest is easy

I don't know any kanji but I can understand your sentence "My mother loves flowers"

MY GUIDE IS LEGIT.

Okay but why romanji? I learnt both kana in one day each. Also they put hiragana above kanji in anime often or you get the opportunity to change your word to it's kanji writing while typing. That's how I memorized some of this bullshit.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Ok go slay in Japan then if he’s chad the foids arnt even attractive. And speak for yourself if he’s chad he doesn’t need someone to talk for him

Thanks for the bump nigga

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Why are you criticising my thread? I bet you can't read 昨今.

@SidharthTheSlayer 昨今 deez nuts

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Ok go slay in Japan then if he’s chad the foids arnt even attractive. And speak for yourself if he’s chad he doesn’t need someone to talk for him

I'm truecel. I'm unwanted anywhere I go.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

@SidharthTheSlayer 昨今 deez nuts

kys stealing my joke

 

[Deleted member 71123]

Buddy, the West is easy mode, Japan is nightmare mode.

No it’s not just go to hostels in japan and it’s easy game if your mtn above especially if your tall cause it’s massive halo there. the fiods will thirst over you since your foreign

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

kys stealing my joke

Really? Fuaaark. I had no idea.

 

[Deleted member 71123]

I'm truecel. I'm unwanted anywhere I go.

It’s okay bhai you’ll ascend one day and slay in the slums of Mumbai

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

It’s okay bhai you’ll ascend one day and slay in the slums of Mumbai

I live in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Okay but why romanji? I learnt both kana in one day each. Also they put hiragana above kanji in anime often or you get the opportunity to change your word to it's kanji writing while typing. That's how I memorized some of this bullshit.

It is easier for foreigners to learn and memorise Japanese words using the Latin alphabet

 

[Imretarded?]

I live in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).

rotterdam. The rottmaxxing capital.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Really? Fuaaark. I had no idea.

jk jfl idc

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

rotterdam. The rottmaxxing capital.

I had no idea until someone one here pointed it out. How fitting, isn't it?

 

[Deleted member 71123]

I live in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).

Geomaxx to Sweden or UK lots of LTN foids there JFL

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

jk jfl idc

Hontoni sumimasen.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Geomaxx to Sweden or UK lots of LTN foids there JFL

Not even femcels want me. It's joever.

 

[Imretarded?]

It is easier for foreigners to learn and memorise Japanese words using the Latin alphabet

Okay. I only saw romanji in subway stations and buses. Everything else was in regular japanese script and I'm already passed that part as I can read kana just fine.

 

[Deleted member 71123]

Not even femcels want me. It's joever.

Go to Asia then that’s your only hope bhai

 

[Imretarded?]

I had no idea until someone one here pointed it out. How fitting, isn't it?

Rotterdam niggas smoking a pack of zaza be like

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Go to Asia then that’s your only hope bhai

If you saw me you'd understand why no woman wants me. I'll just cope with porn.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Rotterdam niggas smoking a pack of zaza be like

You haven't rotted if you haven't rotted in Rotterdam.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Okay. I only saw romanji in subway stations and buses. Everything else was in regular japanese script and I'm already passed that part as I can read kana just fine.

Try to forget kana, it will only confuse you

 

[Imretarded?]

You haven't rotted if you haven't rotted in Rotterdam.

Fuck mirin, When I visit europe. Lets meet up tbh. We'll rent a shitty car and smoke chimneys of weed.

Fuck yeah

 

[Deleted member 71123]

If you saw me you'd understand why no woman wants me. I'll just cope with porn.

PM what you look like

 

[Imretarded?]

Try to forget kana, it will only confuse you

Me unlearning my Kana and kanji knowledge to romanji max

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Fuck mirin, When I visit europe. Lets meet up tbh. We'll rent a shitty car and smoke chimneys of weed.
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Fuck yeah

Let's do it bhai, just hit me up whenever you're here.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

PM what you look like

I don't feel comfy sending pics but I would meet if you ever dropped by in Amsterdam or whatever.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

A few more tips on learning Japanese :

Ignore Kanji
Use google translate (to help you understand sentences)
Avoid practising listening and reading (THIS WILL STUN YOUR SPEAKING ABILITIES)
Memorise without understanding (easier for foreigners)

 

[Deleted member 71123]

I don't feel comfy sending pics but I would meet if you ever dropped by in Amsterdam or whatever.

I’m in Australia bhai I won’t be wierd in PM

 

[Imretarded?]

Let's do it bhai, just hit me up whenever you're here.

Bring fucking @MoggerGaston too. Might be a few years before I can go though

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

A few more tips on learning Japanese :

Ignore Kanji
Use google translate (to help you understand sentences)
Avoid practising listening and reading (THIS WILL STUN YOUR SPEAKING ABILITIES)
Memorise without understanding (easier for foreigners)

Thanks to you I'll be N6 soon! Arigato gozaimasu1!!

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

I’m in Australia bhai I won’t be wierd in PM

It's not about you being weird or anything, just that I haven't ever sent my face on here.

 

[Imretarded?]

Use google translate (to help you understand sentences)
Avoid practising listening and reading (THIS WILL STUN YOUR SPEAKING ABILITIES)

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Bring fucking @MoggerGaston too. Might be a few years before I can go though

Even I haven't met Moggy, don't think he wants to see me.

 

[Imretarded?]

Even I haven't met Moggy, don't think he wants to see me.

We'll come get him.

@MoggerGaston about to ascend with stacy when we pull up (we used mod powers to find his IP)

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Thanks to you I'll be N6 soon! Arigato gozaimasu1!!

np, thank me later when you receive this in a year or 2

i bet @SidharthTheSlayer failed his JLPT N6 exam

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

We'll come get him.

@MoggerGaston about to ascend with stacy when we pull up (we used mod powers to find his IP)

He's already mentioned to me which city he lives in.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

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i bet @SidharthTheSlayer failed his JLPT N6 exam

This is the greatest achievement, I'll put this on my wall.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

This is the greatest achievement, I'll put this on my wall.

You better do