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- Step 1: Get a girlfriend that LITERALLY genuinely likes you
- Step 2: Get her to take Oxytocin everyday (you'll have to do this too). Oxytocin is a bonding neurohormone which causes you to be attached to people. It also makes you dislike people you aren't attached to more. How you'll do this is by telling her something along the lines of "this is the bonding chemical and to enhance our love and to make sure we have a happily ever after, that she and you will take this everyday". Also cuddle 24/7, laugh together, etc. as this also increases oxytocin. In short, oxytocin levels should remain as high as fucking possible.
- Source: Source 1, https://direct-peptides.com/product/oxytocin-nasal-spray/
- Step 3: Give her kisspeptin as well as this will make her want to jump your fucking bones. (again you'll have to do this too, that would be unfair if it was one-sided)
- Source: https://direct-peptides.com/product/kisspeptin-nasal/
Step 4: Repeat everyday forever or until she starts getting too clingy. With so much oxytocin, she'll be so fucking attached to you that there's no fucking way not even Gigachad can take her from you.
Even with all the humor, this is 100% legit.
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