Guide on how to never lose hair and go bald!

[DownwardGrowthCel]

1. intro

I assume you clicked on this post because you are afraid of starting to go bald when you are 30. After reading this you will probably have more knowledge about how to prevent it.

2. things you need
egg. It sounds strange now, but if you genuinely take in what I'm about to say, you'll understand why this is the method.

3. how to apply it

It's only the egg yolk that does the work. So before you jump in the shower, separate the egg white from the yolk and put it in a cup that you take into the shower. Wet your hair just like you normally would. Then use half the yolk. Rinse off and then take the rest.

4. why this works!

okay this works because fat dissolves fat. if your hair gets very oily so that you have to wash it 3 or more times a week. then your hair will take a lot of damage. because there are so many different chemicals in it. this is a big big reason why you will get thin hair already at an early age. even worse if your genes are already completely cooked and you start balding at 20 years old. we have a sauce in sweden called "bearnaise sauce". it is a mixture of mayo egg and other things. but because it is the same type of fat the sauce can separate very easily. and if you then add an egg yolk the sauce will clump together again because it is a different type of fat. same thing in your hair. when your hair is oily water will not dissolve it. because fat dissolves fat. therefore you must have the opposite fat. Egg yolk is therefore an emulsifier

5. personal experience
I had been doing this for about 2 months. and when I went to get my next haircut, the first thing my barber said was that I had really nice hair. She blabbered for 30 minutes about how nice my hair was. It got to the point where she brought her co-workers to show me my hair. I've been doing this for about 6 months now and my hair has never been this healthy. I actually tried shampooing my hair for the first time yesterday. and I can say that there is no difference at all in how clean it is. shampoo is the biggest cope ever

 

[Nutsack2000]

dnr kms

1 egg a shower?
3 showers a week is 3 eggs
90 eggs in a month

thats a lot of eggs

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

jump

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

dnr kms

1 egg a shower?
3 showers a week is 3 eggs
90 eggs in a month

thats a lot of eggs

yes. but hair on your head at least

 

[Francisco_Bs]

1. intro

I assume you clicked on this post because you are afraid of starting to go bald when you are 30. After reading this you will probably have more knowledge about how to prevent it.

2. things you need
egg. It sounds strange now, but if you genuinely take in what I'm about to say, you'll understand why this is the method.

3. how to apply it

It's only the egg yolk that does the work. So before you jump in the shower, separate the egg white from the yolk and put it in a cup that you take into the shower. Wet your hair just like you normally would. Then use half the yolk. Rinse off and then take the rest.

4. why this works!

okay this works because fat dissolves fat. if your hair gets very oily so that you have to wash it 3 or more times a week. then your hair will take a lot of damage. because there are so many different chemicals in it. this is a big big reason why you will get thin hair already at an early age. even worse if your genes are already completely cooked and you start balding at 20 years old. we have a sauce in sweden called "bearnaise sauce". it is a mixture of mayo egg and other things. but because it is the same type of fat the sauce can separate very easily. and if you then add an egg yolk the sauce will clump together again because it is a different type of fat. same thing in your hair. when your hair is oily water will not dissolve it. because fat dissolves fat. therefore you must have the opposite fat. Egg yolk is therefore an emulsifier
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5. personal experience
I had been doing this for about 2 months. and when I went to get my next haircut, the first thing my barber said was that I had really nice hair. She blabbered for 30 minutes about how nice my hair was. It got to the point where she brought her co-workers to show me my hair. I've been doing this for about 6 months now and my hair has never been this healthy. I actually tried shampooing my hair for the first time yesterday. and I can say that there is no difference at all in how clean it is. shampoo is the biggest cope ever

Cope

 

[takethezincpill]

dnr kms

do you mean kys or kms

Because kms means ”kill myself”
Fucking tard

 

[Nutsack2000]

do you mean kys or kms

Because kms means ”kill myself”
Fucking tard

yeah thats exactly what i meant you stupid tard

i said that on purpose

 

[yoshikirra]

apples

 

[KindMaster1]

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1. intro

I assume you clicked on this post because you are afraid of starting to go bald when you are 30. After reading this you will probably have more knowledge about how to prevent it.

2. things you need
egg. It sounds strange now, but if you genuinely take in what I'm about to say, you'll understand why this is the method.

3. how to apply it

It's only the egg yolk that does the work. So before you jump in the shower, separate the egg white from the yolk and put it in a cup that you take into the shower. Wet your hair just like you normally would. Then use half the yolk. Rinse off and then take the rest.

4. why this works!

okay this works because fat dissolves fat. if your hair gets very oily so that you have to wash it 3 or more times a week. then your hair will take a lot of damage. because there are so many different chemicals in it. this is a big big reason why you will get thin hair already at an early age. even worse if your genes are already completely cooked and you start balding at 20 years old. we have a sauce in sweden called "bearnaise sauce". it is a mixture of mayo egg and other things. but because it is the same type of fat the sauce can separate very easily. and if you then add an egg yolk the sauce will clump together again because it is a different type of fat. same thing in your hair. when your hair is oily water will not dissolve it. because fat dissolves fat. therefore you must have the opposite fat. Egg yolk is therefore an emulsifier
View attachment 4560013

5. personal experience
I had been doing this for about 2 months. and when I went to get my next haircut, the first thing my barber said was that I had really nice hair. She blabbered for 30 minutes about how nice my hair was. It got to the point where she brought her co-workers to show me my hair. I've been doing this for about 6 months now and my hair has never been this healthy. I actually tried shampooing my hair for the first time yesterday. and I can say that there is no difference at all in how clean it is. shampoo is the biggest cope ever

Egg white clears buildup
Fat only nourishes
You must be very young and parents kept you animal baded, with no buildup of toxins or you would know just egg yolk is not enough


Also. Absolute L for being anti long hair and getting a hair cut like a loser

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

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Egg white clears buildup
Fat only nourishes
You must be very young and parents kept you animal baded, with no buildup of toxins or you would know just egg yolk is not enough


Also. Absolute L for being anti long hair and getting a hair cut like a loser

as i said, that was 6 months ago almost. i haven't got a haricut since. im not a slave anymore

 

[kiannnn]

dnr kms

1 egg a shower?
3 showers a week is 3 eggs
90 eggs in a month

thats a lot of eggs

nigga where the hell did you get 90 from? 3(eggs)x4(weeks)=12eggs/month

 

[kiannnn]

1. intro

I assume you clicked on this post because you are afraid of starting to go bald when you are 30. After reading this you will probably have more knowledge about how to prevent it.

2. things you need
egg. It sounds strange now, but if you genuinely take in what I'm about to say, you'll understand why this is the method.

3. how to apply it

It's only the egg yolk that does the work. So before you jump in the shower, separate the egg white from the yolk and put it in a cup that you take into the shower. Wet your hair just like you normally would. Then use half the yolk. Rinse off and then take the rest.

4. why this works!

okay this works because fat dissolves fat. if your hair gets very oily so that you have to wash it 3 or more times a week. then your hair will take a lot of damage. because there are so many different chemicals in it. this is a big big reason why you will get thin hair already at an early age. even worse if your genes are already completely cooked and you start balding at 20 years old. we have a sauce in sweden called "bearnaise sauce". it is a mixture of mayo egg and other things. but because it is the same type of fat the sauce can separate very easily. and if you then add an egg yolk the sauce will clump together again because it is a different type of fat. same thing in your hair. when your hair is oily water will not dissolve it. because fat dissolves fat. therefore you must have the opposite fat. Egg yolk is therefore an emulsifier
View attachment 4560013

5. personal experience
I had been doing this for about 2 months. and when I went to get my next haircut, the first thing my barber said was that I had really nice hair. She blabbered for 30 minutes about how nice my hair was. It got to the point where she brought her co-workers to show me my hair. I've been doing this for about 6 months now and my hair has never been this healthy. I actually tried shampooing my hair for the first time yesterday. and I can say that there is no difference at all in how clean it is. shampoo is the biggest cope ever

imma try it now i’ll update in a bit

 

[Azrael1]

That won’t work. Heavy metals and prolactin are the problems so only solution is raw primal

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

imma try it now i’ll update in a bit

nice bro. i look forward to it

 

[Nutsack2000]

nigga where the hell did you get 90 from? 3(eggs)x4(weeks)=12eggs/month

eheh... oops

 

[kiannnn]

imma try it now i’ll update in a bit

nice bro. i look forward to it

dnr kms

1 egg a shower?
3 showers a week is 3 eggs
90 eggs in a month

thats a lot of eggs

worked amazingly my hair feels so smooth i’m about to nuh here’s what it looks like no products or anything

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

worked amazingly my hair feels so smooth i’m about to nuh here’s what it looks like no products or anything

Hahaha nice bro. Looks really good

 

[Axton]

1. intro

I assume you clicked on this post because you are afraid of starting to go bald when you are 30. After reading this you will probably have more knowledge about how to prevent it.

2. things you need
egg. It sounds strange now, but if you genuinely take in what I'm about to say, you'll understand why this is the method.

3. how to apply it

It's only the egg yolk that does the work. So before you jump in the shower, separate the egg white from the yolk and put it in a cup that you take into the shower. Wet your hair just like you normally would. Then use half the yolk. Rinse off and then take the rest.

4. why this works!

okay this works because fat dissolves fat. if your hair gets very oily so that you have to wash it 3 or more times a week. then your hair will take a lot of damage. because there are so many different chemicals in it. this is a big big reason why you will get thin hair already at an early age. even worse if your genes are already completely cooked and you start balding at 20 years old. we have a sauce in sweden called "bearnaise sauce". it is a mixture of mayo egg and other things. but because it is the same type of fat the sauce can separate very easily. and if you then add an egg yolk the sauce will clump together again because it is a different type of fat. same thing in your hair. when your hair is oily water will not dissolve it. because fat dissolves fat. therefore you must have the opposite fat. Egg yolk is therefore an emulsifier
View attachment 4560013

5. personal experience
I had been doing this for about 2 months. and when I went to get my next haircut, the first thing my barber said was that I had really nice hair. She blabbered for 30 minutes about how nice my hair was. It got to the point where she brought her co-workers to show me my hair. I've been doing this for about 6 months now and my hair has never been this healthy. I actually tried shampooing my hair for the first time yesterday. and I can say that there is no difference at all in how clean it is. shampoo is the biggest cope ever

My hair doesn't get oily it just get's dry. Does this work for any hair type?

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

My hair doesn't get oily it just get's dry. Does this work for any hair type?

ofc. its just like schampoo

 

[livinglarp]

my mum sometimes tells me to wash my hair with something called soapnut gooseberry, its some south asian thing and before i wash my hair she puts oil on my head lets it sit for 1-2 hours then puts a hair mask containing eggs, yoghurt and smth else- my hair has been very healthy since young cus of this and my dads side is known for male pattern baldness but i havent got it yet and i think its cus of this routine

 

[saiya]

water just get on fin

 

[metaaa]

1. intro

I assume you clicked on this post because you are afraid of starting to go bald when you are 30. After reading this you will probably have more knowledge about how to prevent it.

2. things you need
egg. It sounds strange now, but if you genuinely take in what I'm about to say, you'll understand why this is the method.

3. how to apply it

It's only the egg yolk that does the work. So before you jump in the shower, separate the egg white from the yolk and put it in a cup that you take into the shower. Wet your hair just like you normally would. Then use half the yolk. Rinse off and then take the rest.

4. why this works!

okay this works because fat dissolves fat. if your hair gets very oily so that you have to wash it 3 or more times a week. then your hair will take a lot of damage. because there are so many different chemicals in it. this is a big big reason why you will get thin hair already at an early age. even worse if your genes are already completely cooked and you start balding at 20 years old. we have a sauce in sweden called "bearnaise sauce". it is a mixture of mayo egg and other things. but because it is the same type of fat the sauce can separate very easily. and if you then add an egg yolk the sauce will clump together again because it is a different type of fat. same thing in your hair. when your hair is oily water will not dissolve it. because fat dissolves fat. therefore you must have the opposite fat. Egg yolk is therefore an emulsifier
View attachment 4560013

5. personal experience
I had been doing this for about 2 months. and when I went to get my next haircut, the first thing my barber said was that I had really nice hair. She blabbered for 30 minutes about how nice my hair was. It got to the point where she brought her co-workers to show me my hair. I've been doing this for about 6 months now and my hair has never been this healthy. I actually tried shampooing my hair for the first time yesterday. and I can say that there is no difference at all in how clean it is. shampoo is the biggest cope ever

Or just take minox and dutasteride

 

[MogHard]

Sorry but cope

Finasteride, dutasteride, ru58841 and minoxidil are science backed and have cosmetic relevant results.

in so called „invitro“ studies nearly everything potentially helps with hairloss, even caffeine.
But that’s not the same as on someone who suffers on male pattern baldness. You NEED an DHT blocker then