Guide to get Laid

[Htobrother]

1. talk to a few girls and ask them for their numbers. or if a girl gives you IOI approach

2. once you have gotten some numbers invite one to (pizza, coffee, gym, movie at your place)

3. invite her over to your house either on the same day as the meet up or on a second day (your choice) and smash

 

[Perfect Hairline]

1. Where do i meet girls?
2 and 3. I cant because i live with my parents.

 

[Htobrother]

1. Where do i meet girls?
2 and 3. I cant because i live with my parents.

just a theory bro yeah you right but i will not give a fuck

 

[Greeicy]

Literally just be NT, tall and above average. THAT’S LITERALLY IT. No betabuxxing, no emotional tampon, NOTHING. 15 year old aspies here really believe you have to be at least 6PSL to slay.

 

[onnysk]

 

[Deleted member 5258]

just be a curry theory they are gods am i even worthy enough to be their slave?

 

[chadpreetcel123]

Step 1. Be curry

and that's all you need

 

[Deleted member 5143]

Guide to get laid: Have a foreskin

 

[Htobrother]

Guide to get laid: Have a foreskin

what if not

 

[Deleted member 3323]

Don't have to do this. Girl approached me and asked me if I wanted to hang out at dominoes, rejected her and told her "Dominoes tastes like trash." She laughed at what I said admiring my low-inhibness. True story btw.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

tall

fuck off chad

 

[Htobrother]

Don't have to do this. Girl approached me and asked me if I wanted to hang out at dominoes, rejected her and told her "Dominoes tastes like trash." She laughed at what I said admiring my low-inhibness. True story btw.

where did she approach you chad?

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Guide to get laid: Have a foreskin

true. have a unbeliever foreskin.

 

[Krezo]

true. have a unbeliever foreskin.

I believe in God but i still have a forekskin. I would rather not get circumcised ngl

 

[Deleted member 3043]

I believe in God but i still have a forekskin. I would rather not get circumcised ngl

i Guess i hadn't the choice. but i don't regret. at your age i wouldn't do it too since it hurts.

 

[Deleted member 5683]

1. talk to a few girls and ask them for their numbers. or if a girl gives you IOI approach

2. once you have gotten some numbers invite one to (pizza, coffee, gym, movie at your place)

3. invite her over to your house either on the same day as the meet up or on a second day (your choice) and smash

What kind of IOI

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Step 4.Proceeded to disappoint her with your micro penis.

 

[Htobrother]

Step 4.Proceeded to disappoint her with your micro penis.

what is considered a micropenis

 

[Krezo]

i Guess i hadn't the choice. but i don't regret. at your age i wouldn't do it too since it hurts.

Ah fair enough

 

[Htobrother]

What kind of IOI

Examples: Indicator of interest
she smiles at you
gives you looks or stares holds eyecontact checks you out etc.

 

[Roping Subhuman]

what is considered a micropenis

Sub 5 Inches.

 

[Htobrother]

Sub 5 Inches.

then i dont have micropenis thank god

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Literally just be NT, tall and above average. THAT’S LITERALLY IT. No betabuxxing, no emotional tampon, NOTHING. 15 year old aspies here really believe you have to be at least 6PSL to slay.

What does NT stand for

 

[Arkantos]

Does this work if I'm a short ugly deformed Indian?

What does NT stand for

Neurotypical, your social skills and awareness basically

 

[Htobrother]

Does this work if I'm a short ugly deformed Indian?

how short are you bro?

 

[YoungRichNigga]

none of this works when gook 19 is still active smh

 

[Arkantos]

how short are you bro?

5'7

 

[Htobrother]

5'7

ok did ever a female approached you or gave you attention?

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Don't have to do this. Girl approached me and asked me if I wanted to hang out at dominoes, rejected her and told her "Dominoes tastes like trash." She laughed at what I said admiring my low-inhibness. True story btw.

Is it common for attractive people to get asked out by girls? I have never gotten this tbh

 

[Got the hunter eyes]

0. Be good looking

 

[Arkantos]

ok did ever a female approached you

No

or gave you attention?

When I was like 9

 

[Got the hunter eyes]

Literally just be NT, tall and above average. THAT’S LITERALLY IT. No betabuxxing, no emotional tampon, NOTHING. 15 year old aspies here really believe you have to be at least 6PSL to slay.

YES if you don't want to get pity-fucked by a subhuman landwhale

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Examples: Indicator of interest
she smiles at you
gives you looks or stares holds eyecontact checks you out etc.

I don't think that's enough tbh. Those signs can be misleading.

 

[Htobrother]

No


When I was like 9

how old now sir

I don't think that's enough tbh. Those signs can be misleading.

thats called choosing signs
no women will do that if they dont want a guy to come over and approach they will act desinterested to make him aware