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Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
 
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Not a single molecule
 
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Wow great thread clavicular! I get a tingle in my testicles whenever I see you've made a thread !!!
 
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Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
Oh blackpill is not working, something about reality must be failing! :lul:
 
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Oofy doofys always win
Get mogged
 
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I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date
:feelshaha::feelshaha::pepefrown:
An ugly drunk tallfag tried talking to my date in 2023 and she ldar’d his bitch ass
It amused me at the time, but the blatant disrespect made me despise tallniggers

I carry a knife and will end a tallniggers life if this happens again :pepefrown:
 
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:feelshaha::feelshaha::pepefrown:
An ugly drunk tallfag tried talking to my date in 2023 and she ldar’d his bitch ass
It amused me at the time, but the blatant disrespect made me despise tallniggers

I carry a knife and will end a tallniggers life if this happens again :pepefrown:
I cage so hard @ tallfags tbh, they actually think being a lankyjester with give them an edge over facemoggers. Imagine not being tall with a good face tho
 
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I cage so hard @ tallfags tbh, they actually think being a lankyjester with give them an edge over facemoggers. Imagine not being tall with a good face tho
Aren’t you a tallnigger :pepefrown:? Thats why i brought up that story
I’ll start a jihad against them
 
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Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
Nonchalant
 
mirin

stop seething and start admiring and being happy for him

i smile whenever i see subhumans with cute girls, and make sure to tell them that theyre a cute couple
 
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Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
W for him clash of clans is life new Town hall dropped too recently
 
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Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
looksmaxxing is male gaze:)
 
Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
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Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
COC had an insane fall off the game isn't fun anymore and is guy has a girl above his looksmatch and is playing it at that moment.
 
The way u type always has me crying
 
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Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
Interesting, in cases like this it would usually be a result of JBE
 
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You’re so pathetic clavicular. I’m not even kidding. Can’t even let the dude have fun? And guess what. You could’ve kept those thoughts internally or ATLEAST just in the forum. But you call in your coworkers making them as autist as you are about it.

Do your job and leave em alone, and don’t get your coworkers to join in. Being a bIackpill “white knight” of some sort is absolutely cringeworthy.

Forum should be happy as a collective for him. By the way.

Way to get mad at your facial looksmatch. LTNvicular

#FreeForumSpeech @TechnoBoss

You really gotta get a grip man. I have no idea how slaying 37 year old expired LTB’s has gotten your ego up so high, but it’s honestly ridiculous. You are at a similar level of LOLCOWery as FunkyFlamingo. It’s absurd
 
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You’re so pathetic clavicular. I’m not even kidding. Can’t even let the dude have fun? And guess what. You could’ve kept those thoughts internally or ATLEAST just in the forum. But you call in your coworkers making them as autist as you are about it.

Do your job and leave em alone, and don’t get your coworkers to join in. Being a bIackpill “white knight” of some sort is absolutely cringeworthy.

Forum should be happy as a collective for him. By the way.

Way to get mad at your facial looksmatch. LTNvicular

#FreeForumSpeech @TechnoBoss

You really gotta get a grip man. I have no idea how slaying 37 year old expired LTB’s has gotten your ego up so high, but it’s honestly ridiculous. You are at a similar level of LOLCOWery as FunkyFlamingo. It’s absurd
@Clavicular was a bit pissed off writing that, but I guess the main thing is just don’t call people in to gang up on a poor guy even though you have the right to be upset by a not looksmatch couple. But that’s what the forum is for and also keeping that stuff in your brain rather than spreading it to your coworker, at jobs you gotta respect your customers and shiit and also show your coworkers you can be professional while not being boring, insulting a dude who was probably nice to you in front of your coworkers in just unfair to say the least. That’s it tho
 
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Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
Blackpill...
 
His father hired a bitch to go on a date with him
Easy
 
Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery

I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.

His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
Mtv Im Done GIF by Teen Mom


They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.

The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.

He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.

Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
Complete anomaly, these guys will fail in every other realm. Dude either has a lot of money or had some bizarre situation where the girl wasnt experienced enough to walk away, either way he is nothing without the girl. Build yourself up and ignore these anomalyfags.
 

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