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Im so fucking done with life after witnessing this absolute buffoonery
I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.
His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.
The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.
He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.
Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
I work as a server at a restaurant/bar and I had a table sit down for dinner, the guy was no joke 5'5 or a bit less, and the girl was maybe an inch or two taller. The guy was LTN and ginger aswell, genuinely nothing remotely high quality about this guy and he was aspie.
His GF was a bodymaxed HTB and looked pretty HQNP, just to give you the full picture...
They ordered extremely sus drinks, with the guy getting a dirty shirley and the girl ordering a high noon. I mean sus in reference to them being underage drinkers, but their ids checked out. I still was trying to convince myself this was platonic but I couldnt cope any longer considering they were dressed for a date style meal. My other cope about the guy being a JBF maxer got shattered into a million pieces when I saw they were both 22 years old.
The dog was extremely nervous and had a tremor to his voice, so he pulled out his phone right away and started doing attacks on clash of clans (I noticed bringing them over more napkins) and I was going to pretend to mire at his shitty Th12 base but I molecule'd the dog and was trying to get IOIs from his date, but the bitch was utterly enthralled by this fucking jester who was fully notamoleculing her. I was actually in disbelief at how in love this bitch seemed with him, to the point where I told all my coworkers what was happening and they took turns walking by and caging at the lack of looksmatch.
He wasnt doing FUCK ALL the entire time and was just phonemaxing, then the bitch stood up and was standing next to him touching his shoulder and escalating WITH NO SUCCESS. I was ready to clock out and go home atp... it was so finished everytime i went up to them.
Had to write this thread considering threads like this exist
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