Guys for the love of god GET THE FUCK IN HERE and advice me or i end up roping

[Psychophilly]

I've fallen in love with this girl at my work. so today, we were working next to each other and she was pretty close to me alrigt. like she had 3 meter room and still stood next to me, our shoulders touched many times or hands.

she checks me out sometimes, i can't even talk to her anymore. i literally have no idea what to say.

after 3 hours of thinking while standing next to her, i finally said "so, why aren't at school rn?" [idk her age but it's most likely below 18 or looks extremely JB]
she is way shorter than me, if i hug her, her head will be on my chest. (golden ratio)

then she literally said nothing, looked at a guy who was in front of us in a meaningful way. the guy in front is their neighbor and probably family and knows her father.
i think she meant "don't talk to me in front of this dude, he knows my dad's friend. i don't want him to know we have thing". and i was like "omg, we have thing?!" in my head.
but it was so cringe, i asked her a question right in her face and she gave me 0 response.
last night before bed i thought about things i can say to her to make her like me but the next day i didn't dare to say any of it. all i can do is just be super nice to her.
i'm like "you want a chair? u stood up so long u must be exhausted" she always says no thanks. or i say "don't bother yourself go rest, i will do the rest of the job".

i've clearly sent the message "i love you already". but i have no clue what is she up to. i mean she checks me out but maybe it's because she knows i love her. if i had someone having crush on me the way i do, i would also check her out and it's normal i guess.

i'm hopeless, idk whats on her mind. how can i know if she likes me or not.

she talks to me more than i do, when she wants to ask for something she tells me so i can yell it. pretty ironic cuz my voice is as low as her. i mean its a good sign right? she don't hate me atleast right? right? right?? guys please help me

 

[wsada]

GUYS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GTFO

 

[the BULL]

She Just ignored you. Incels Always daydream

 

[Psychophilly]

GUYS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GTFO

SHUT THE FUCK UP INCEL NON-LOVE-HAVER

 

[wsada]

SHUT THE FUCK UP INCEL NON-LOVE-HAVER

UNLIKE YOU I HAVE LOVE HAHAHAHAHAHA SHE DOESNT LIKE U!!!!

 

[Zenis]

I've fallen in love with this girl at my work. so today, we were working next to each other and she was pretty close to me alrigt. like she had 3 meter room and still stood next to me, our shoulders touched many times or hands.

she checks me out sometimes, i can't even talk to her anymore. i literally have no idea what to say.

after 3 hours of thinking while standing next to her, i finally said "so, why aren't at school rn?" [idk her age but it's most likely below 18 or looks extremely JB]
she is way shorter than me, if i hug her, her head will be on my chest. (golden ratio)

then she literally said nothing, looked at a guy who was in front of us in a meaningful way. the guy in front is their neighbor and probably family and knows her father.
i think she meant "don't talk to me in front of this dude, he knows my dad's friend. i don't want him to know we have thing". and i was like "omg, we have thing?!" in my head.
but it was so cringe, i asked her a question right in her face and she gave me 0 response.
last night before bed i thought about things i can say to her to make her like me but the next day i didn't dare to say any of it. all i can do is just be super nice to her.
i'm like "you want a chair? u stood up so long u must be exhausted" she always says no thanks. or i say "don't bother yourself go rest, i will do the rest of the job".

i've clearly sent the message "i love you already". but i have no clue what is she up to. i mean she checks me out but maybe it's because she knows i love her. if i had someone having crush on me the way i do, i would also check her out and it's normal i guess.

i'm hopeless, idk whats on her mind. how can i know if she likes me or not.

she talks to me more than i do, when she wants to ask for something she tells me so i can yell it. pretty ironic cuz my voice is as low as her. i mean its a good sign right? she don't hate me atleast right? right? right?? guys please help me

Why don’t you fucker her in a lucid dream

 

[Psychophilly]

She Just ignored you. Incels Always daydream

Incels always assume the worst

 

[Bojack]

seems she is into you what is the problem ?

 

[Psychophilly]

Why don’t you fucker her in a lucid dream

i said this before in other thread, i can't do that personally. i mean i can summon anyone but my oneitis. celebrities? hot pornstars? no matter but summoning my oneitis, i've literally never done it. it's like impossible and i have no clue why it doesn't work. maybe because so much emotion is involved.

 

[Psychophilly]

seems she is into you what is the problem ?

are you sure?? you made me happy as fuck. how can you tell?

 

[Bojack]

are you sure?? you made me happy as fuck. how can you tell?

idk if she says you guys have a thing going on idk. I just skimmed bro. Just ask her out or something LOL.

 

[Psychophilly]

She Just ignored you. Incels Always daydream

you are probably right and i fucking hate u

 

[mogssssssssssssssss]

She Just ignored you. Incels Always daydream

fucking brootal LIFE SUCKS AND DISAPPOINTING

 

[Zenis]

i said this before in other thread, i can't do that personally. i mean i can summon anyone but my oneitis. celebrities? hot pornstars? no matter but summoning my oneitis, i've literally never done it. it's like impossible and i have no clue why it doesn't work. maybe because so much emotion is involved.

How long did it take you to start being able to fuck all these women in lucid dreams?

 

[Psychophilly]

she says you guys have a thing going on

She didn't say that, she just blinked toward the guy in front of us and thats what i thought she meant by doing that. or myabe im delusional she just ignored me like how the bull said

 

[Psychophilly]

How long did it take you to start being able to fuck all these women in lucid dreams?

3 month

 

[Jamaldickjavontus]

she desnt want you stop setting your expectations so high you will thank me later

 

[Zenis]

3 month

It’s been 5 days of this dream journey and I haven’t been able to go lucid and fuck this girl yet

 

[Bojack]

She didn't say that, she just blinked toward the guy in front of us and thats what i thought she meant by doing that. or myabe im delusional she just ignored me like how the bull said

oh in that case she is not interested. Just go about your day, or ask her out anyway idk.

 

[atlantean]

she thinks ur a creep and is just being nice so you dont follow her home and rape her, kys

 

[Psychophilly]

she desnt want you stop setting your expectations so high you will thank me later

and why should i set my expectations low? so i won't be depressed if she rejects me or sth? dude if she rejects me i will sui. i don't want to be a 30yo kiss virgin. this is my last chance to be alive.

 

[Psychophilly]

she thinks ur a creep and is just being nice so you dont follow her home and rape her, kys

STFU serious answers please
she don't think i'm a creep, she is nice to me and talks to me and gives me IOI time to time.

 

[atlantean]

STFU serious answers please
she don't think i'm a creep, she is nice to me and talks to me and gives me IOI time to time.

if she liked you she would have asked for ur socials by now faggot, girls flirt over text not irl

 

[gooner23]

bro fym fucking people in your dreams, bro was busting in his shorts and having that shit crust to his tip.

 

[gooner23]

if she liked you she would have asked for ur socials by now faggot, girls flirt over text not irl

This is lowkey the truth

 

[Psychophilly]

if she liked you she would have asked for ur socials by now faggot, girls flirt over text not irl

LOL
literally 0 girls in my country do that, thats extremely taboo. only boys can do that here. there are some rare cases here and there for chads but nah

 

[gooner23]

LOL
literally 0 girls in my country do that, thats extremely taboo. only boys can do that here. there are some rare cases here and there for chads but nah

I mean in america dating irl is super covert and always done through text while south america is pretty direct but you would've known by know in my opinion. Acting nice != attraction, thats like some mcdonalds cashier shit

 

[atlantean]

LOL
literally 0 girls in my country do that, thats extremely taboo. only boys can do that here. there are some rare cases here and there for chads but nah

no, foids are the exact same no matter where u go, if she likes u then she'll ask for ur socials, shes probs sending her tits rn to chad on snapchat jfl

 

[oldcel2002]

she checks me out sometimes, i can't even talk to her anymore. i literally have no idea what to say.

after 3 hours of thinking while standing next to her, i finally said "so, why aren't at school rn?"

then she literally said nothing, looked at a guy who was in front of us in a meaningful way. the guy in front is their neighbor and probably family and knows her father.
i think she meant "don't talk to me in front of this dude, he knows my dad's friend. i don't want him to know we have thing". and i was like "omg, we have thing?!" in my head.

incel trait: extremely autistic delusions

 

[tervile1]

I've fallen in love with this girl at my work. so today, we were working next to each other and she was pretty close to me alrigt. like she had 3 meter room and still stood next to me, our shoulders touched many times or hands.

she checks me out sometimes, i can't even talk to her anymore. i literally have no idea what to say.

after 3 hours of thinking while standing next to her, i finally said "so, why aren't at school rn?" [idk her age but it's most likely below 18 or looks extremely JB]
she is way shorter than me, if i hug her, her head will be on my chest. (golden ratio)

then she literally said nothing, looked at a guy who was in front of us in a meaningful way. the guy in front is their neighbor and probably family and knows her father.
i think she meant "don't talk to me in front of this dude, he knows my dad's friend. i don't want him to know we have thing". and i was like "omg, we have thing?!" in my head.
but it was so cringe, i asked her a question right in her face and she gave me 0 response.
last night before bed i thought about things i can say to her to make her like me but the next day i didn't dare to say any of it. all i can do is just be super nice to her.
i'm like "you want a chair? u stood up so long u must be exhausted" she always says no thanks. or i say "don't bother yourself go rest, i will do the rest of the job".

i've clearly sent the message "i love you already". but i have no clue what is she up to. i mean she checks me out but maybe it's because she knows i love her. if i had someone having crush on me the way i do, i would also check her out and it's normal i guess.

i'm hopeless, idk whats on her mind. how can i know if she likes me or not.

she talks to me more than i do, when she wants to ask for something she tells me so i can yell it. pretty ironic cuz my voice is as low as her. i mean its a good sign right? she don't hate me atleast right? right? right?? guys please help me

 

[T50 Demon]

i said this before in other thread, i can't do that personally. i mean i can summon anyone but my oneitis. celebrities? hot pornstars? no matter but summoning my oneitis, i've literally never done it. it's like impossible and i have no clue why it doesn't work. maybe because so much emotion is involved.

Madonna whore complex, referred by scientists as based syndrome

 

[Deleted member 32973]

talk to her find a common ground interest. "whats your favorite artist?" then say" same they are so cool" then and go on from there

 

[ihatereddit]

fucking fakecel peace of shit

 

[Psychophilly]

talk to her find a common ground interest. "whats your favorite artist?" then say" same they are so cool" then and go on from there

we are working in a loud workplace, if i we want to say things to each other it better be important and about the job. i cant yell "WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ARIST?" out of nowhere.

 

[Psychophilly]

fucking fakecel peace of shit

nicest compliment i had in history of .org

 

[Bushman]

If you are over 10 years older than her, her positive behavior towards you is the product of filial deference. She wants to impress a senior co-worker.
Do not Approach this woman based off the “IOIs” you have listed.
It will be your undoing.

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

she ugly

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

talk to her and see where it takes you.

 

[Greycel Slayer]

I've fallen in love with this girl at my work. so today, we were working next to each other and she was pretty close to me alrigt. like she had 3 meter room and still stood next to me, our shoulders touched many times or hands.

she checks me out sometimes, i can't even talk to her anymore. i literally have no idea what to say.

after 3 hours of thinking while standing next to her, i finally said "so, why aren't at school rn?" [idk her age but it's most likely below 18 or looks extremely JB]
she is way shorter than me, if i hug her, her head will be on my chest. (golden ratio)

then she literally said nothing, looked at a guy who was in front of us in a meaningful way. the guy in front is their neighbor and probably family and knows her father.
i think she meant "don't talk to me in front of this dude, he knows my dad's friend. i don't want him to know we have thing". and i was like "omg, we have thing?!" in my head.
but it was so cringe, i asked her a question right in her face and she gave me 0 response.
last night before bed i thought about things i can say to her to make her like me but the next day i didn't dare to say any of it. all i can do is just be super nice to her.
i'm like "you want a chair? u stood up so long u must be exhausted" she always says no thanks. or i say "don't bother yourself go rest, i will do the rest of the job".

i've clearly sent the message "i love you already". but i have no clue what is she up to. i mean she checks me out but maybe it's because she knows i love her. if i had someone having crush on me the way i do, i would also check her out and it's normal i guess.

i'm hopeless, idk whats on her mind. how can i know if she likes me or not.

she talks to me more than i do, when she wants to ask for something she tells me so i can yell it. pretty ironic cuz my voice is as low as her. i mean its a good sign right? she don't hate me atleast right? right? right?? guys please help me

Read the first line...So you fell in love and got rejected? Bahah

 

[diamondbill]

dnrd but your oneitis is getting railed as you read this.

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Guys I got a call from HR. Get in here and advice me.

 

[jacobthrows]

and why should i set my expectations low? so i won't be depressed if she rejects me or sth? dude if she rejects me i will sui. i don't want to be a 30yo kiss virgin. this is my last chance to be alive.

Wtf bro you’re 30 and you think she’s still in school what r you even doing

 

[socialcel]

I've fallen in love with this girl at my work. so today, we were working next to each other and she was pretty close to me alrigt. like she had 3 meter room and still stood next to me, our shoulders touched many times or hands.

she checks me out sometimes, i can't even talk to her anymore. i literally have no idea what to say.

after 3 hours of thinking while standing next to her, i finally said "so, why aren't at school rn?" [idk her age but it's most likely below 18 or looks extremely JB]
she is way shorter than me, if i hug her, her head will be on my chest. (golden ratio)

then she literally said nothing, looked at a guy who was in front of us in a meaningful way. the guy in front is their neighbor and probably family and knows her father.
i think she meant "don't talk to me in front of this dude, he knows my dad's friend. i don't want him to know we have thing". and i was like "omg, we have thing?!" in my head.
but it was so cringe, i asked her a question right in her face and she gave me 0 response.
last night before bed i thought about things i can say to her to make her like me but the next day i didn't dare to say any of it. all i can do is just be super nice to her.
i'm like "you want a chair? u stood up so long u must be exhausted" she always says no thanks. or i say "don't bother yourself go rest, i will do the rest of the job".

i've clearly sent the message "i love you already". but i have no clue what is she up to. i mean she checks me out but maybe it's because she knows i love her. if i had someone having crush on me the way i do, i would also check her out and it's normal i guess.

i'm hopeless, idk whats on her mind. how can i know if she likes me or not.

she talks to me more than i do, when she wants to ask for something she tells me so i can yell it. pretty ironic cuz my voice is as low as her. i mean its a good sign right? she don't hate me atleast right? right? right?? guys please help me

She would totally ignore chad like that don’t worry bro she’s just playing hard to get, girls always do that

 

[BigPoppaPump]

I've fallen in love with this girl at my work. so today, we were working next to each other and she was pretty close to me alrigt. like she had 3 meter room and still stood next to me, our shoulders touched many times or hands.

she checks me out sometimes, i can't even talk to her anymore. i literally have no idea what to say.

after 3 hours of thinking while standing next to her, i finally said "so, why aren't at school rn?" [idk her age but it's most likely below 18 or looks extremely JB]
she is way shorter than me, if i hug her, her head will be on my chest. (golden ratio)

then she literally said nothing, looked at a guy who was in front of us in a meaningful way. the guy in front is their neighbor and probably family and knows her father.
i think she meant "don't talk to me in front of this dude, he knows my dad's friend. i don't want him to know we have thing". and i was like "omg, we have thing?!" in my head.
but it was so cringe, i asked her a question right in her face and she gave me 0 response.
last night before bed i thought about things i can say to her to make her like me but the next day i didn't dare to say any of it. all i can do is just be super nice to her.
i'm like "you want a chair? u stood up so long u must be exhausted" she always says no thanks. or i say "don't bother yourself go rest, i will do the rest of the job".

i've clearly sent the message "i love you already". but i have no clue what is she up to. i mean she checks me out but maybe it's because she knows i love her. if i had someone having crush on me the way i do, i would also check her out and it's normal i guess.

i'm hopeless, idk whats on her mind. how can i know if she likes me or not.

she talks to me more than i do, when she wants to ask for something she tells me so i can yell it. pretty ironic cuz my voice is as low as her. i mean its a good sign right? she don't hate me atleast right? right? right?? guys please help me

gurls are temporary, gains last forever.

 

[Skywalker]

love lmao

 

[BigPoppaPump]

love lmao

ikr

 

[Running!]

coming for update what ended up happening

 

[Primalsplit]

dnrd but your oneitis is getting railed as you read this.

Yes. He took way too long. She is getting hammered by BBC at the moment.

 

[Skywalker]

i said this before in other thread, i can't do that personally. i mean i can summon anyone but my oneitis. celebrities? hot pornstars? no matter but summoning my oneitis, i've literally never done it. it's like impossible and i have no clue why it doesn't work. maybe because so much emotion is involved.

batshit crazy OP, just like your post, which was full of incoherent ramblings about a bitch...were you on drugs?

 

[diamondbill]

batshit crazy OP, just like your post, which was full of incoherent ramblings about a bitch...were you on drugs?

tyrone going deep in her and not pulling out