guys i'm actually 26yo not 28

[Psychophilly]

my father keeps adding a year to my age every time he is mad at me and somewhere in this year i forgot my real age and i always thought i'm 28. you can literally check my post history and i've been saying im 28.

today i used age calculator and turns out im 26. can you fucking believe it? imagine not knowing ur age. holy fuck, i told her i'm 28 JFL. imagine telling the girl u love you are 28 while 26. imagine the extreme mental condition of a person who thinks he is 2 years older than what he is for real.

how can i tell her i'm 26 without looking retarded? i think part of a reason she doesnt call me is age difference, i mean 2 year is alot. im only 6 years older than her now.

 

[wsada]

Pretend you always said 26 you dyslexic fuck

 

[Splinter901]

Now take 2 years off.

 

[Veganist]

When I meet jbs on discord I always tell them I'm 20-22. I'm 25. Idk why you felt like telling her you are an oldfag tbh, jbs hate us 25+ guys.

 

[Veganist]

To answer your question, just bring up your age at some point of the discussion, if she says "but you said you are 28" then tell her you must have misspoken.

 

[Deleted member 21766]

Are you retarded?

 

[Psychophilly]

To answer your question, just bring up your age at some point of the discussion, if she says "but you said you are 28" then tell her you must have misspoken.

first thing i told her the day after was "hey last night i realized im 26 not 28 and literally told him the content of this thread".
btw she finally called me.