irrumator praetor
Lifting so I can crack nigger and jew skulls
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This shit is so hilarious to me. Where Im at theres only a few commercial gyms, this is probably gonna change though. Anyway, this can only remind me of Soddom and Gomorrah lmfao.
Imagine this: becky and normiecel exercising next to each other, competing against each other, RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER, in an SMV mexican standoff, eternally racing against each other like hamsters on hamster wheels. The becky is actively working out in order to not have to be in a relationship with normiecel (her facial looksmatch who is right next to her) so she can finally get Brad and Chad. The normiecel is actively working out in order to mog the becky and catch the becky instead of popping viagra to bang a landwhale.
Meanwhile, they're both ripping against each other fighting over the same limited gym equipment. The commercial gym, becoming like an indian student apartment in Canada, or like turkish streets in tourist areas. Bangladesh streets at peak working hours. Smelly gym whores with unwashed pussies travelling in bands, recording themselves on their phones en masse, pouncing on the opportunity to ban a normie oofy doofy from the gym with false creep accusations (uncrowds the gym lol). Gangs of foids forming up to wear tight yoga pants and watch each other as they hog the leg exercises section so that if any MALE glances in that direction, they can film him and report him. JFL.
Then on the other end in the bench part, gangs of low T gen Z broccoli head tiktok scrolling looksmaxing faggots doing god knows what, hogging everything, shit form, weird training program, scrolling in between sets, looking like absolute zombies as always, all weak, soft, pale and gay. Then you have the actual faggots which stare you down whenever you're resting or doing a set. Stare you down in the changing rooms. They love the influx of weak faggot zoomer kids, for obvious reasons.
Then the roidheads, waiting to crash out on anyone, selling to young kids jfl. All these weirdos, everybody except the weak zoomer boys waiting to crash out on you or each other. Perhaps picking fights outside the gym on the parking lot. Influencer gymwhores spreading their pussies in the commercial gym, imagine this: its finally your time to do chest day, you go to the front delt machine and this whore is lifting it with her legs in front of a camera while making a soy surprise face, so that instagram coomers can like and comment her shit... And because you glanced you got caught in 4k on the video... Its over and your lynching death sentence public execution lethal injection electric chair is scheduled for tomorrow at 4pm. ITS OVER, pack it up whiteboy, YOU'RE COOKED. Defeated, check mate, cornered, executed, finished. Everyone is SLOPPED. Its over. 5 minutes before your execution, you overhear that the gym membership is going up in price again. You let out a tear and close your eyes for the final time.
Imagine this: becky and normiecel exercising next to each other, competing against each other, RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER, in an SMV mexican standoff, eternally racing against each other like hamsters on hamster wheels. The becky is actively working out in order to not have to be in a relationship with normiecel (her facial looksmatch who is right next to her) so she can finally get Brad and Chad. The normiecel is actively working out in order to mog the becky and catch the becky instead of popping viagra to bang a landwhale.
Meanwhile, they're both ripping against each other fighting over the same limited gym equipment. The commercial gym, becoming like an indian student apartment in Canada, or like turkish streets in tourist areas. Bangladesh streets at peak working hours. Smelly gym whores with unwashed pussies travelling in bands, recording themselves on their phones en masse, pouncing on the opportunity to ban a normie oofy doofy from the gym with false creep accusations (uncrowds the gym lol). Gangs of foids forming up to wear tight yoga pants and watch each other as they hog the leg exercises section so that if any MALE glances in that direction, they can film him and report him. JFL.
Then on the other end in the bench part, gangs of low T gen Z broccoli head tiktok scrolling looksmaxing faggots doing god knows what, hogging everything, shit form, weird training program, scrolling in between sets, looking like absolute zombies as always, all weak, soft, pale and gay. Then you have the actual faggots which stare you down whenever you're resting or doing a set. Stare you down in the changing rooms. They love the influx of weak faggot zoomer kids, for obvious reasons.
Then the roidheads, waiting to crash out on anyone, selling to young kids jfl. All these weirdos, everybody except the weak zoomer boys waiting to crash out on you or each other. Perhaps picking fights outside the gym on the parking lot. Influencer gymwhores spreading their pussies in the commercial gym, imagine this: its finally your time to do chest day, you go to the front delt machine and this whore is lifting it with her legs in front of a camera while making a soy surprise face, so that instagram coomers can like and comment her shit... And because you glanced you got caught in 4k on the video... Its over and your lynching death sentence public execution lethal injection electric chair is scheduled for tomorrow at 4pm. ITS OVER, pack it up whiteboy, YOU'RE COOKED. Defeated, check mate, cornered, executed, finished. Everyone is SLOPPED. Its over. 5 minutes before your execution, you overhear that the gym membership is going up in price again. You let out a tear and close your eyes for the final time.
