Hallmark movies fill me with rage

[lowtiersubhuman]

Here's the plot to every single one
Source: my mom used to watch 50 a day

Man and women
Women wants to go back to childhood hometown
Man explain he can't go because if he does he will be fired and lose his 12million dollar salary
Women is angry
She goes back and realizes her families christmas tree farm/toy store/ gingerbread dildo making business is failing
She finds her some random guy sometimes a childhood friends i forget how they usually meet they start talking and doing holiday festivities together
Meanwhile husband is at home working hard on Christmas wishing he could be doing this stuff
Eventually she and husband get into argument cuz she wants to throw away their rich lifestyle and amazing job to go bake cookies on christmas
They breakup
Friend comforts her
They fall in love
The end
Like this is so retart we they try to make the husband out as the bad guy as if he isn't making them rich and thst he just has to work and can't be bother s to go to your shitty little toy shop
Fucking always hated these movies
AS IF THIS ISNT BAD ENOUGH ITS 500 MOVIES WITH THE SAME FUCKING PLOT EVERY TIME ITS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS WHERR YOU FIL IN RANDOM NOUNS AND VOWELS AND SHIT

 

[realflicker]

Here's the plot to every single one
Source: my mom used to watch 50 a day

Man and women
Women wants to go back to childhood hometown
Man explain he can't go because if he does he will be fired and lose his 12million dollar salary
Women is angry
She goes back and realizes her families christmas tree farm/toy store/ gingerbread dildo making business is failing
She finds her some random guy sometimes a childhood friends i forget how they usually meet they start talking and doing holiday festivities together
Meanwhile husband is at home working hard on Christmas wishing he could be doing this stuff
Eventually she and husband get into argument cuz she wants to throw away their rich lifestyle and amazing job to go bake cookies on christmas
They breakup
Friend comforts her
They fall in love
The end
Like this is so retart we they try to make the husband out as the bad guy as if he isn't making them rich and thst he just has to work and can't be bother s to go to your shitty little toy shop
Fucking always hated these movies

What did you watch that made you mad enough to write this

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

What did you watch that made you mad enough to write this

Idea if my mom watches them anymore but i randomly remember Ed then and it osses me off

 

[StellaFanboy]

Merry Kissmas 2015 - Stacy chooses a chad over a mid to low-tier rich normie, cause of "emotions" and other woman nonsense they always say...

All hallmark movies are what women actually want - a tall chad to appear out of nowhere and do everything for them, while they deceive normies and incels into thinking its their personality and bad mauf piece, and if they dont buy the womans bs, gaslighting and shaming tactics follow ad infinitum

 

[StellaFanboy]

it always happens that the normie who they ditch is mean or has some flaw that they can gaslight them that its that particular fault as the reason they dumped them for the chad

 

[Sprinkles]

Here's the plot to every single one
Source: my mom used to watch 50 a day

Man and women
Women wants to go back to childhood hometown
Man explain he can't go because if he does he will be fired and lose his 12million dollar salary
Women is angry
She goes back and realizes her families christmas tree farm/toy store/ gingerbread dildo making business is failing
She finds her some random guy sometimes a childhood friends i forget how they usually meet they start talking and doing holiday festivities together
Meanwhile husband is at home working hard on Christmas wishing he could be doing this stuff
Eventually she and husband get into argument cuz she wants to throw away their rich lifestyle and amazing job to go bake cookies on christmas
They breakup
Friend comforts her
They fall in love
The end
Like this is so retart we they try to make the husband out as the bad guy as if he isn't making them rich and thst he just has to work and can't be bother s to go to your shitty little toy shop
Fucking always hated these movies
AS IF THIS ISNT BAD ENOUGH ITS 500 MOVIES WITH THE SAME FUCKING PLOT EVERY TIME ITS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS WHERR YOU FIL IN RANDOM NOUNS AND VOWELS AND SHIT

name 5 hallmark movies that follow this structure

 

[choppedshyt]

Being a hallmark actor has got to be a top 10 job of all time tho

 

[StellaFanboy]

Being a hallmark actor has got to be a top 10 job of all time tho

Just be a tall chad, its easy

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

But you never see a heartwarming movie about Stacy meeting a homeless man who pisses himself as he licks the window of a bakery.

"I grew up in this town," she says to the puddle of piss next to his shoe. "I didn't want to come back here, but ugh... the dough. The dough called me last week and begged me to return to make the most delicious batch of Christ cookies ever baked."

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Here's the plot to every single one
Source: my mom used to watch 50 a day

Man and women
Women wants to go back to childhood hometown
Man explain he can't go because if he does he will be fired and lose his 12million dollar salary
Women is angry
She goes back and realizes her families christmas tree farm/toy store/ gingerbread dildo making business is failing
She finds her some random guy sometimes a childhood friends i forget how they usually meet they start talking and doing holiday festivities together
Meanwhile husband is at home working hard on Christmas wishing he could be doing this stuff
Eventually she and husband get into argument cuz she wants to throw away their rich lifestyle and amazing job to go bake cookies on christmas
They breakup
Friend comforts her
They fall in love
The end
Like this is so retart we they try to make the husband out as the bad guy as if he isn't making them rich and thst he just has to work and can't be bother s to go to your shitty little toy shop
Fucking always hated these movies
AS IF THIS ISNT BAD ENOUGH ITS 500 MOVIES WITH THE SAME FUCKING PLOT EVERY TIME ITS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS WHERR YOU FIL IN RANDOM NOUNS AND VOWELS AND SHIT

Lol, I actually liked watching them when I was a kid.

But you never see a heartwarming movie about Stacy meeting a homeless man who pisses himself as he licks the window of a bakery.

"I grew up in this town," she says to the puddle of piss next to his shoe. "I didn't want to come back here, but ugh... the dough. The dough called me last week and begged me to return to make the most delicious batch of Christ cookies ever baked."

I saw that one.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Lol, I actually liked watching them when I was a kid.

I saw that one.

The ending was sad, though. The town came to enjoy the delicious holiday cookies on Christmas Eve, but some nigga's pit bulls got loose and attacked the cheerful cookie eaters. There was so much blood. Why do they have to ruin everything?

 

[Prøphet]

Hallmark movies in their prime were peak Proto-goyslop, a sign of what was to come

 

[Lefty Rankin]

The ending was sad, though. The town came to enjoy the delicious holiday cookies on Christmas Eve, but some nigga's pit bulls got loose and attacked the cheerful cookie eaters. There was so much blood. Why do they have to ruin everything?

Yeah, they suck. I hate put bulls. I'd kill every last one of them if I could.

 

[StellaFanboy]

Hallmark movies in their prime were peak Proto-goyslop, a sign of what was to come

those movies are generally slop for women to imagine themselves banging a chad while in real life they settled for their normie husband who is sitting right next to his wife while they are watching a movie and she is salivating over a chad, and the husband is not even realizing whats going on



the woman in this one is basically wetting her pants in the whole movie

 

[Prøphet]

those movies are generally slop for women to imagine themselves banging a chad while in real life they settled for their normie husband who is sitting right next to his wife while they are watching a movie and she is salivating over a chad, and the husband is not even realizing whats going on



the woman in this one is basically wetting her pants in the whole movie

They’re only a couple steps below dark romance novels