Hallmark movies fill me with rage

[lowtiersubhuman]

Here's the plot to every single one
Source: my mom used to watch 50 a day

Man and women
Women wants to go back to childhood hometown
Man explain he can't go because if he does he will be fired and lose his 12million dollar salary
Women is angry
She goes back and realizes her families christmas tree farm/toy store/ gingerbread dildo making business is failing
She finds her some random guy sometimes a childhood friends i forget how they usually meet they start talking and doing holiday festivities together
Meanwhile husband is at home working hard on Christmas wishing he could be doing this stuff
Eventually she and husband get into argument cuz she wants to throw away their rich lifestyle and amazing job to go bake cookies on christmas
They breakup
Friend comforts her
They fall in love
The end
Like this is so retart we they try to make the husband out as the bad guy as if he isn't making them rich and thst he just has to work and can't be bother s to go to your shitty little toy shop
Fucking always hated these movies
AS IF THIS ISNT BAD ENOUGH ITS 500 MOVIES WITH THE SAME FUCKING PLOT EVERY TIME ITS LIKE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS WHERR YOU FIL IN RANDOM NOUNS AND VOWELS AND SHIT

 

[realflicker]

Here's the plot to every single one
Source: my mom used to watch 50 a day

Man and women
Women wants to go back to childhood hometown
Man explain he can't go because if he does he will be fired and lose his 12million dollar salary
Women is angry
She goes back and realizes her families christmas tree farm/toy store/ gingerbread dildo making business is failing
She finds her some random guy sometimes a childhood friends i forget how they usually meet they start talking and doing holiday festivities together
Meanwhile husband is at home working hard on Christmas wishing he could be doing this stuff
Eventually she and husband get into argument cuz she wants to throw away their rich lifestyle and amazing job to go bake cookies on christmas
They breakup
Friend comforts her
They fall in love
The end
Like this is so retart we they try to make the husband out as the bad guy as if he isn't making them rich and thst he just has to work and can't be bother s to go to your shitty little toy shop
Fucking always hated these movies

What did you watch that made you mad enough to write this

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

What did you watch that made you mad enough to write this

Idea if my mom watches them anymore but i randomly remember Ed then and it osses me off