Have to read retarded shit like this for the next 5-6 months

[Deleted member 25193]

Ahh

 

[sigmasss]

I'm in Tech and it is low stress. IB is a scam - wageslaving 80+ hours a week in your prime for some rich old fart lol.

Now that I think of it yh computer science could be a less cortisol inducing field.

 

[Deleted member 25193]

Nah bro I am just venting that most of the shit doesn't even come up on the fucking exams and there is so much retarded bullshit to be remember and before I know I get some retarded question and flop the exam and am left cleaning a fucking toilet.

Rote memory max the point of it is to just justify a job for a wagie all you can do is suck the dick of your teacher he will redirect you to what to focus on the exam if he is doing your exam for you my exams was unique hand tailored by the teacher so none of us could cheat he was a gook engineer

 

[SecularIslamist]

Nah bro I am just venting that most of the shit doesn't even come up on the fucking exams and there is so much retarded bullshit to be remember and before I know I get some retarded question and flop the exam and am left cleaning a fucking toilet.

Fucking hate that. Girls after exams crying when questions/topics they want don't come up at all. Brutal.

Same is true for A level in politics, sociology etc
I can remember 10 different topics possibly coming up for one question in an exam worth like 60% of marks..

 

[sigmasss]

If this is A levels you're fucked if you go uni - which you should btw because it's the number one pussy chasing opportunity you'll get I'm your life. Use this as motivation.

Why didn't you choose non-STEM? Sure paycheck will be lower but you can luck out.

I mean ngl if I dont do STEM ill legit get disowned by my parents and kicked out . Like I tell my dad can I just join your buisness he be like nah finish your education first then do it. In terms of non-stem , my ego is too big to pursue a lower level degree cuz all my social circle is highly accomplished in terms of uni admissions . Once I get into a good one, I wont give a fuck just gonna fuck pussy granted I ascend by then and buisnessmax/moneymax

 

[sigmasss]

Fucking hate that. Girls after exams crying when questions/topics they want don't come up at all. Brutal.

Same is true for A level in politics, sociology etc
I can remember 10 different topics possibly coming up for one question in an exam worth like 60% of marks..

Retarded education system its not even IQ dependent you just have to be fucking cuck and memorize pointless dogshit and say it accordance to the mark schemes. Dont even know how you can randomly resurrect a method that directly follows the markscheme cuz no answer is always right

 

[sigmasss]

Rote memory max the point of it is to just justify a job for a wagie all you can do is suck the dick of your teacher he will redirect you to what to focus on the exam if he is doing your exam for you my exams was unique hand tailored by the teacher so none of us could cheat he was a gook engineer

Ngl I cant even suck the teachers dick cuz its nationalized standard exam like all kids my age group will be doing the same test at the same time across the country. I have to somehow smash it tho looking long asf

 

[SecularIslamist]

I mean ngl if I dont do STEM ill legit get disowned by my parents and kicked out . Like I tell my dad can I just join your buisness he be like nah finish your education first then do it.

Are you curry?

Why go to uni and get lifelong loan only to work for your father's business. You're going to get knifed by repayments all your life.

In terms of non-stem , my ego is too big to pursue a lower level degree cuz all my social circle is highly accomplished in terms of uni admissions . Once I get into a good one, I wont give a fuck just gonna fuck pussy granted I ascend by then and buisnessmax/moneymax

Tbh some employers care mote what uni you were in more than your grade (as long as it's 2.1)

Retarded education system its not even IQ dependent you just have to be fucking cuck and memorize pointless dogshit and say it accordance to the mark schemes. Dont even know how you can randomly resurrect a method that directly follows the markscheme cuz no answer is always right

Isn't STEM courses marking scheme black and white? I did all humanities and you could request a remark. One guy who got a D for ab exam requested to have it remark and got an A!

 

[sigmasss]

Are you curry?

Why go to uni and get lifelong loan only to work for your father's business. You're going to get knifed by repayments all your life.

Tbh some employers care mote what uni you were in more than your grade (as long as it's 2.1)


Isn't STEM courses marking scheme black and white? I did all humanities and you could request a remark. One guy who got a D for ab exam requested to have it remark and got an A!

yh i am curry. Idk man I am just getting pressured by my family to go uni like my mom legit doesnt even interact with me all she asks is "is school and your grades good?" That's it thats she fucking says like wtf. In terms of uni it just gives stablity if you get bent over by like business collapse or something. Mainly going cuz my family is a pussy and cant handle out of the box shit typical curry family.

Yh that we I need to get good grades to get into a top London uni for economics especially. After I get in , I wont give a shit all I have to do is barely pass and get carried by the prestige of the uni.

STEM subject are black and white asf but I dont have humanties subject so I am fucked in that regard. I have to somehow pull out a textbook letter for letter calculation and working out my ass.

 

[SecularIslamist]

yh i am curry. Idk man I am just getting pressured by my family to go uni like my mom legit doesnt even interact with me all she asks is "is school and your grades good?" That's it thats she fucking says like wtf. In terms of uni it just gives stablity if you get bent over by like business collapse or something. Mainly going cuz my family is a pussy and cant handle out of the box shit typical curry family.

They are also probably saying for marriage purposes. Are your parents FOB? Obviously degrees are toilet paper nowadays. But my parents have the idea that houre somehow accomplished if you have a degree. Although I know many non-degree people who financially mog the shit out of smart educated people. Being educated or hughdoesn't guarantee mega bucks many people get rich by seizing opportunities out of their circumstances - lifefeul for @JohnDoe


When you're from an Oxbridge uni however you are almost always guaranteed big bucks. This is why I partly did a postgrad at Durham uni as I did my undergrad at a top uni which is ranked usually 20-40.

Yh that we I need to get good grades to get into a top London uni for economics especially. After I get in , I wont give a shit all I have to do is barely pass and get carried by the prestige of the uni.

From memery, LSE, imperial, UCL and Kings are probably the best ones (in that order).

Queen Mary, City Uni are probably mid tier.

I'm sure there are others but I know East London and Kingston are 'shit tier'. You're better off not going at all.

STEM subject are black and white asf but I dont have humanties subject so I am fucked in that regard. I have to somehow pull out a textbook letter for letter calculation and working out my ass.

Over.

 

[sigmasss]

They are also probably saying for marriage purposes. Are your parents FOB? Obviously degrees are toilet paper nowadays. But my parents have the idea that houre somehow accomplished if you have a degree. Although I know many non-degree people who financially mog the shit out of smart educated people. Being educated or hughdoesn't guarantee mega bucks many people get rich by seizing opportunities out of their circumstances - lifefeul for @JohnDoe


When you're from an Oxbridge uni however you are almost always guaranteed big bucks. This is why I partly did a postgrad at Durham uni as I did my undergrad at a top uni which is ranked usually 20-40.

From memery, LSE, imperial, UCL and Kings are probably the best ones (in that order).

Queen Mary, City Uni are probably mid tier.

I'm sure there are others but I know East London and Kingston are 'shit tier'. You're better off not going at all.

Over.

YH thats what I think as well degree is useless only allows a few employment opportunities a minimal level of living.

Got a UCL, Imperial offer tho which is okay but idk how i will whip up 3A*s

 

[SecularIslamist]

YH thats what I think as well degree is useless only allows a few employment opportunities a minimal level of living.

Worse for your generation than mine (I'm 28 btw). Tripling tuition fees did jack shit to discourage people.

Got a UCL, Imperial offer tho which is okay but idk how i will whip up 3A*s

Lmao I never applied for them but they would've rejected me. Even if you get a 2.2 at Imperial I'm sure some will think you were smart enough. But if you get 2.1 I think you're set for life at one of these two.

 

[Deleted member 24940]

Studying is based if you have cute girlfriend in your course who you also have sex with.

It would be fun to go to the library and study then come home and cook dinner then have raw sex. Whenever I see couples in the library I get so jealous.

 

[sigmasss]

Studying is based if you have cute girlfriend in your course who you also have sex with.

It would be fun to go to the library and study then come home and cook dinner then have raw sex. Whenever I see couples in the library I get so jealous.

Tbf studying aint too bad if your general life quality is alright but studycelling with no hoes no money dead life is excruciating pain. Like why the fuck dyu expect me to know the orbital radius of the sun when I get no pussy no money you have to have autism to do well if youre life is shit

 

[Deleted member 8869]

Dont wanna be mogged by the german 6'7 chads walking around campus but yh could be viable

not gonna happen there isnt a single 6 7 german chad on campus all deathnics from india and china bro

 

[Deleted member 8869]

Yes A-levels yh have to do good but am constantly surrounded fucking 150 iq retards in my school that make me feel like a dumb shit.

sabotage em ahahahha

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

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Have to read fucking 500 retarded physics lecture slides just get 7 total unrelated questions to them. Have to 4 hours a day minimum reading this shit whilst my head fucking feel like dying out of boredom. Have to get 90 percent plus to get into a russel group top uni (for usa cels bascially ivy league uni) then i can make bank in investment banks. Already got an offer from top uni and go to top 20 school in uk. But man i cba it feel so mundance and retarded my brain doesn't wanna do this utter shit. Like it's all luck cuz all the questions that come in the exam especially for physics is retarded like total unrelated like 'isaac newton took a shit in 1678 find out the angular momentum of the earth's orbital radius around the sun?'. Have 3 more subjects to smash 90 percent in maths, economics, chemistry. My life depends on this shit but my brain just rejects the info as if it's irrelevant. So retarded it's all luck

Is that A levels?

 

[Lihito]

Dnr but studycelling is such a fucking scam. Wasting your youth just so you can wageslave for a few extra euros when you're old

This tbh

Uni is only good For networking and this is the ONLY thing where it moggs crafts

 

[Lihito]

It Will be worth when you'll earn double of what your peers earn. And then 5-6x more

Damn, must be hell living in full neoliberal countries

Here in Croatia i literaly have Like 2-3 options where i can get a Good goverment Job + side shit + my parents Will move to germany For work and i can stay Here

 

[Deleted member 8869]

The signing bonus is not 80k for IB lmfao . Also IB will looksmin him hard.

depends on profile and location. also yes ib and consulting can looksmin FKIN HARD but if you are a basement dweller inkwell like us that "works" 100 hrs anyways and is always stressed you will be a king in that industry

 

[sigmasss]

Is that A levels?

Yes that's a-level