Have you shat yourself past the age of 15?

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Title tbh
 
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Yup
 
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I'm still 10 years old but I haven't shat myself since like last week
 
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I still do the moment I see a foid coming towards me
 
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Im not a drug addict
 
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I'm still 10 years old but I haven't shat myself since like last week
I wish I could dislike responses like this to my thread. You desserve -1 in reps
 
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Tell the story
Not much to tell bud, was sitting there holding in a mean grimy Taco Bell shit that looked like this

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Couldn’t get to the toilet and let that demon out of my asshole and instantly smelled baked shit in my nostrils. And bingo was his name-o! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
 
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Nice thread, better than those daily beefs

yeah twice
Once i was in a taxi, and i think the taxi drive smelt that, and once i was in a pub
 
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Nice thread, better than those daily beefs

yeah twice
Once i was in a taxi, and i think the taxi drive smelt that, and once i was in a pub
Lmao grown man shitting himself 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Not much to tell bud, was sitting there holding in a mean grimy Taco Bell shit that looked like this

images

Couldn’t get to the toilet and let that demon out of my asshole and instantly smelled baked shit in my nostrils. And bingo was his name-o! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Nice thread, better than those daily beefs

yeah twice
Once i was in a taxi, and i think the taxi drive smelt that, and once i was in a pub
Heavy on the pub part, drinking on an empty stomach is not a good idea
 
Maybe you just got very drunk one time or drugged perhaps? @MoggerGaston thoughts on OG question
Hasn't happened most that happened is throwing up
 
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Lmao grown man shitting himself 🤣🤣🤣
once i was drunk (at the pub) i farted and well it was more than that
the other time i had food poisoning with some dogshit sushi, that's why i was in a taxi I was in another city and I wanted to go back to the hotel fast because I was feeling my guts exploding but i didn't get so far
 
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once i was drunk (at the pub) i farted and well it was more than that
the other time i had food poisoning with some dogshit sushi, that's why i was in a taxi I was in another city and I wanted to go back to the hotel fast because I was feeling my guts exploding but i didn't get so far
I love the internet. Proper wholesome content
 
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Over a hundred times, i have a rare chronic disease that makes me fart uncontrollable and it triggers randomly, the worst is when its super loud sounding like you are near a construction site
 
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Over a hundred times, i have a rare chronic disease that makes me fart uncontrollable and it triggers randomly, the worst is when its super loud sounding like you are near a construction site
Nigga is an actual street shitter JFL😭😭
 
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i was blackout drunk but unfortunately
 
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Over a hundred times, i have a rare chronic disease that makes me fart uncontrollable and it triggers randomly, the worst is when its super loud sounding like you are near a construction site
IBS?
You're a real shitter, put me to shame
 
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Exams, conversations you name it
 
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Nice thread, better than those daily beefs

yeah twice
Once i was in a taxi, and i think the taxi drive smelt that, and once i was in a pub
Why?
 
Nice job. I like this thread, it makes the people here seem human and personable.
 
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yeah when my old itis acted low inhib and started saying crazy stuff in front of everyone. "what kind of cuck is this??? he cant even control his girl!!!"
 
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yeah when my old itis acted low inhib and started saying crazy stuff in front of everyone. "what kind of cuck is this??? he cant even control his girl!!!"
Did poop actually leave your anus? I’m talking about literally “shitting yourself”
 
I shat myself a little at night I don't recall when it was exactly. When I woke up I just took a shower and changed underwear. Basically, nothing interesting.
However, my retarded cousin did shit himself and walked home with pants full of shit for 30 minutes straight.
 
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Yes, but I was in bed and had food poisoning.
 
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