HEIGHTMAXXING STRATEGY [GTFIH]

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You're ¾ of an inch taller after you wake, so you should get a night shift job like a train driver or air traffic controller (not too late though, pick like a 7-11 PM shift) when everyone is beat down by 0.75 inch and you have risen from sleeping during the day and can mog everyone by your newfound 0.75 inch height

Hope I helped
 
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Peak autism
 
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Op right now

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You can extend your height through decompressing your spine through stretches and long dead hangs. Our spines are usually compressed due to poor posture when sitting.
 
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it doesn't work like that bro. your spine compresses pretty fast. if you do this i would suggest taking glucosamine and hanging for multiple times a day
 
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it doesn't work like that bro. your spine compresses pretty fast. if you do this i would suggest taking glucosamine and hanging for multiple times a day
Just once is enough I think

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You're ¾ of an inch taller after you wake, so you should get a night shift job like a train driver or air traffic controller (not too late though, pick like a 7-11 PM shift) when everyone is beat down by 0.75 inch and you have risen from sleeping during the day and can mog everyone by your newfound 0.75 inch height

Hope I helped
just sacrifice a potentially good job where you could earn $100,000 more to do a random low-tier night-shift job to look 0.75" taller for 20 minutes theory
 
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It is legit. I was over 5'10 when I woke up this morning.
 
I'm 5'7 on the dot right out of bed taking a deep breath, shall I claim that
Yes. U will be taller in shoes anyway. I'm going to start claiming 5'10 when school returns
 
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Yes. U will be taller in shoes anyway. I'm going to start claiming 5'10 when school returns
I mean, morning height is kind of a joke, 4 hours later I'll barely be over 5'6
 
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Take HGH, hex or lifts or cope
 
bro just dont get up from the bed to hold that height forever
 
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