Hello im an allien please humans rate me

[Itsmelurking505]

Yea cause my eyelids just do look normal I'm definitely a human being totally it's a bit of a piss take ain't it I shouldn't be here I should be getting pussy I should've had eyelid sugery a longgggg time ago and then all my mental worries would go away but no I'm sat on my ass waiting for a call for a job that they said to have an induction at 8 till 11 and I called up and the guy said he hasnt booked it so I have to wait till 8:30 for others to find out where the fuck I'm going cause im at the recruitment place this Is fucking gay as sbit man you give me eyelid sugery my depressing skin tone would be a thing of the past

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Bare in mind I'm stood outside like a cunt it's not raining yet

 

[RandomSwan]

Mtn
Barrett potential if you fix hair and lose the fat

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Mtn
Barrett potential if you fix hair and lose the fat

I feel like a dickhead man like I really want to go just go fucking mental smash shit up because my eyelids ain't natural at all an you want to know the worst part my nan said oh jimson theres nothing wrong with your eyelids everyone has somthing little out proportion look just like how one of my ears is higher than the others and shit like that just makes me want to go on a blm

 

[hungryplayground175]

lose face fat, you got good cheekbones ngl

 

[RandomSwan]

I feel like a dickhead man like I really want to go just go fucking mental smash shit up because my eyelids ain't natural at all an you want to know the worst part my nan said oh jimson theres nothing wrong with your eyelids everyone has somthing little out proportion look just like how one of my ears is higher than the others and shit like that just makes me want to go on a blm

Your eyelids are fine nigga lose the fat

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Your eyelids are fine nigga lose the fat

Mate my eyelids fucking hurt they hurt to keep my eyes the fat is that excessive

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Your eyelids are fine nigga lose the fat

To keep my eyes open cause of the excessive eyelid fat

 

[overtier1011]

Dye eyebrows

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Dye eyebrows

I did that a long time ago made no difference made me look uncanny cause of the fatty droopy eyelids

 

[Deleted member 33108]

Medieval pheno.

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Medieval pheno.

I think my bone structure is pretty cool tbh not alot of people have my bone structure

 

[Deleted member 33108]

I think my bone structure is pretty cool tbh not alot of people have my bone structure

Get lean af or facial fat removal and we will see, probably unique enough to model as well.

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Get lean af or facial fat removal and we will see, probably unique enough to model as well.

I'm definitely not as bad as what I used to

 

[Deleted member 32529]

Good potential

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Good potential

How do I look here

 

[Deleted member 32529]

In psl probably like a strong mtn but irl you’d probably be like a good htn

 

[Deleted member 32529]

you could ascend really hard for fixing your skin and hair

 

[Itsmelurking505]

you could ascend really hard for fixing your skin and hair

I got a good sized dick aswell dont go on off topic if you want to see it

 

[Deleted member 32529]

I got a good sized dick aswell dont go on off topic if you want to see it

You don’t have a dick tbh

 

[Itsmelurking505]

You don’t have a dick tbh

No you're right I'm larping as a female tbh

 

[StrangerDanger]

Looking good as always bobson

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Looking good as always bobson

 

[StrangerDanger]

Yes swing it bobson
this is perfect material for the jimbobson edit im making, you cocks gonna swing in slowmo to the sync of the beat

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Yes swing it bobson
this is perfect material for the jimbobson edit im making, you cocks gonna swing in slowmo to the sync of the beat

amazing cock . would love to see your edit

 

[StrangerDanger]

amazing cock . would love to see your edit

dont worry
whole world will see this masterpiece
i will be the modern picasso

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Yes swing it bobson
this is perfect material for the jimbobson edit im making, you cocks gonna swing in slowmo to the sync of the beat

Bruh I need to talk on discord or some shit you wouldn't believe how normal I am lol

 

[StrangerDanger]

you wouldn't believe how normal I am lol

Clearly

 

[Deleted member 45175]

What type of alien?

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Clearly

Bro your font glows like an LGBT tranny dick

 

[StrangerDanger]

Bro your font glows like an LGBT tranny dick

i am a glowie you better watch out

 

[Esteban1997]

Spoiler

Mogged by chad

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Spoiler

Mogged by chad

Dude dont be gay

 

[try2beme]

Ur special needs ur looksmatch is drooling over her wheelchair and twitching her eyes

 

[hydralxck]

MTN, leanmaxx.

 

[Itsmelurking505]

MTN, leanmaxx.

Here

 

[Deleted member 45780]

How do I look here

Better, I think growing out sides and back will give an extra 1 psl.

 

[hydralxck]

Spoiler

Mogged by chad

Ropesmaxx I keep seeing your dick everywhere you gay fucker.

 

[hydralxck]

Here

Side profile looking good, could use a better haircut.

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Ropesmaxx I keep seeing your dick everywhere you gay fucker.

His penis ain't even good mine is though

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Side profile looking good, could use a better haircut.

Like what?

 

[Itsmelurking505]

Better, I think growing out sides and back will give an extra 1 psl.

This is my body right now fat asf

 

[Deleted member 45780]

This is my body right now fat asf

just cut

 

[Itsmelurking505]

just cut

Self harm isnt the wah