Help me fraud before I meet this girl

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Background info:
My friend put me on with one of her friends
She gave her my snap because she liked my looks on an IG post on my acc.
Only problem is it was using my dads iPhone cam which is a new model so there was pretty much no lens distortion and colouring was peak
Also it was somewhat far away
So on my ig I have a strong fhwr (1.97) whereas in photos on my phone and also even irl I look like I have a weaker fwhr and other flaws

There is one main flaw I need to conceal because my front profile which is on my ig post is a lot better than side
This is because I have a slightly big nose with a slightly recessed forehead and chin giving me a slightly concave face side profile. Also I have a small skin coloured mole on my nose which I think can be off putting if she’s meeting me irl for the first time.

She is somewhere around mtb-htb so I lowkey wanna clutch this.
Does anyone know how to fraud the mole and nose. I use hydrocortisone sometimes but I j ran out so idk if it’s worth ordering more
 
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Wolff's law will work perfectly in this situation.
 
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just live your life g
 
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Fruad with some big ass glasses so it seems that ur face is wider + bonus point of your hair sides are long enough
Use tinted sunscreen for better coloring (effect disapears after 2 hours so be wise )
 
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Colormaxx with colored contacts and die your hair blonde if white
 
for the mole if u really really really want it gone
go to a dermatologist and get it removed by cut excision or laser not plasma pen cause it leaves scaring
 
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Fruad with some big ass glasses so it seems that ur face is wider + bonus point of your hair sides are long enough
Use tinted sunscreen for better coloring (effect disapears after 2 hours so be wise )
nope glasses actually make your face look narrow
 
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Background info:
My friend put me on with one of her friends
She gave her my snap because she liked my looks on an IG post on my acc.
Only problem is it was using my dads iPhone cam which is a new model so there was pretty much no lens distortion and colouring was peak
Also it was somewhat far away
So on my ig I have a strong fhwr (1.97) whereas in photos on my phone and also even irl I look like I have a weaker fwhr and other flaws

There is one main flaw I need to conceal because my front profile which is on my ig post is a lot better than side
This is because I have a slightly big nose with a slightly recessed forehead and chin giving me a slightly concave face side profile. Also I have a small skin coloured mole on my nose which I think can be off putting if she’s meeting me irl for the first time.

She is somewhere around mtb-htb so I lowkey wanna clutch this.
Does anyone know how to fraud the mole and nose. I use hydrocortisone sometimes but I j ran out so idk if it’s worth ordering more
u can use one of them pimple patch things or it can js be ur wabi sabi type thing, it's skin coloured so ur not that cooked
 
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Pregab beforehand, and maybe a low dose furo or hctz

Tinted sunscreen, shoe lifts, bb cream, aquaphor, brimonidine tartrate eye drops, a fragrance
 
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I already bone smash very strongly. It has had minimal effect apart from in the short term
Read my posts on Wolff's law. It goes far more in depth.
 
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Fruad with some big ass glasses so it seems that ur face is wider + bonus point of your hair sides are long enough
Use tinted sunscreen for better coloring (effect disapears after 2 hours so be wise )
Nice comment ngl. I’m not sure about the glasses since I never wear them and I’m not rlly a good archetype for them to look hot on me. I have been growing my hair a lot for the last year bc long hair always looks better. It’s quite curly so it’s not insane tho it does at least go past my ears slightly and protrude a bit from the sides. I’ll def try tinted sunscreen tho, been looking into it for a while
 
Colormaxx with colored contacts and die your hair blonde if white
Hell nah bro blonde hair would suck on me. Im a decently tanned pure white guy with brown eyes and dark brows + lashes. Blonde hair wouldn’t suit me at all, my current hair colour is perfect for me tho imo
 
for the mole if u really really really want it gone
go to a dermatologist and get it removed by cut excision or laser not plasma pen cause it leaves scaring
I had a mole on the side of my skull removed that was covered by my hair and the whole procedure was covered by health insurance thankfully. They said I can’t get the one on my nose covered since it would just be for aesthetic reasons. It’s kinda bs tbh. I’ll definitely get it removed within a year since I’m nearly 18 and I can do whatever the fuck i like by then. I might acc combine a Rhino with mole removal to get it cheaper
 
Pregab beforehand, and maybe a low dose furo or hctz

Tinted sunscreen, shoe lifts, bb cream, aquaphor, brimonidine tartrate eye drops, a fragrance
I cba with pregab, when I meet this girl it will either be a 2 man or j a date and I don’t wanna get fucked up. I’ll try sus out if she’s chill with nic and if she is ill j rip some really strong snus. Need a decent amount of mental clarity tho

I’ll def get some furo in tho for the debloat
 
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Read my posts on Wolff's law. It goes far more in depth.
Wolffs law is cope trauma is very different to the stimulus required for mechanical remodeling. Your only hope through bonesmashing is the ossification of subperiosteal hematoma.
 
Background info:
My friend put me on with one of her friends
She gave her my snap because she liked my looks on an IG post on my acc.
Only problem is it was using my dads iPhone cam which is a new model so there was pretty much no lens distortion and colouring was peak
Also it was somewhat far away
So on my ig I have a strong fhwr (1.97) whereas in photos on my phone and also even irl I look like I have a weaker fwhr and other flaws

There is one main flaw I need to conceal because my front profile which is on my ig post is a lot better than side
This is because I have a slightly big nose with a slightly recessed forehead and chin giving me a slightly concave face side profile. Also I have a small skin coloured mole on my nose which I think can be off putting if she’s meeting me irl for the first time.

She is somewhere around mtb-htb so I lowkey wanna clutch this.
Does anyone know how to fraud the mole and nose. I use hydrocortisone sometimes but I j ran out so idk if it’s worth ordering more
Just jutt and use colored contacts and use a concealer misc is everything lowkey
 
Bonesmash the night before and right before going out. Undereyes the night b4 only tho.
Eat only bananas on the day of the date to debloat. (A kilo).
High sole shoes.
Hairmax too. Curly mogs when wet.
Do hydrogen peroxide swishing or brushing it'll get you a shade whiter.
I jutt and cheeksuck whenever I'm not talking, I've mastered it tho.
Go tired to the date. Key to being nonchalant af and dismissive, they'll go crazy.
Facepull hard too the days before it'll pop your zogamatic process.
Sounds gigacope but I've done it time and time again.
 
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Background info:
My friend put me on with one of her friends
She gave her my snap because she liked my looks on an IG post on my acc.
Only problem is it was using my dads iPhone cam which is a new model so there was pretty much no lens distortion and colouring was peak
Also it was somewhat far away
So on my ig I have a strong fhwr (1.97) whereas in photos on my phone and also even irl I look like I have a weaker fwhr and other flaws

There is one main flaw I need to conceal because my front profile which is on my ig post is a lot better than side
This is because I have a slightly big nose with a slightly recessed forehead and chin giving me a slightly concave face side profile. Also I have a small skin coloured mole on my nose which I think can be off putting if she’s meeting me irl for the first time.

She is somewhere around mtb-htb so I lowkey wanna clutch this.
Does anyone know how to fraud the mole and nose. I use hydrocortisone sometimes but I j ran out so idk if it’s worth ordering more
Hydrocortisone is one of the best ways to shrink nose. If you saw results with previous use I would keep going. Other than that I would try to maximize coloring (colored contacts, eyebrow dye, tan)
 
Wolffs law is cope trauma is very different to the stimulus required for mechanical remodeling. Your only hope through bonesmashing is the ossification of subperiosteal hematoma.
buzzword competition
 
Background info:
My friend put me on with one of her friends
She gave her my snap because she liked my looks on an IG post on my acc.
Only problem is it was using my dads iPhone cam which is a new model so there was pretty much no lens distortion and colouring was peak
Also it was somewhat far away
So on my ig I have a strong fhwr (1.97) whereas in photos on my phone and also even irl I look like I have a weaker fwhr and other flaws

There is one main flaw I need to conceal because my front profile which is on my ig post is a lot better than side
This is because I have a slightly big nose with a slightly recessed forehead and chin giving me a slightly concave face side profile. Also I have a small skin coloured mole on my nose which I think can be off putting if she’s meeting me irl for the first time.

She is somewhere around mtb-htb so I lowkey wanna clutch this.
Does anyone know how to fraud the mole and nose. I use hydrocortisone sometimes but I j ran out so idk if it’s worth ordering more
be normal nigga

be you n be confident

do not mention org😂
 
Bonesmash the night before and right before going out. Undereyes the night b4 only tho.
Eat only bananas on the day of the date to debloat. (A kilo).
High sole shoes.
Hairmax too. Curly mogs when wet.
Do hydrogen peroxide swishing or brushing it'll get you a shade whiter.
I jutt and cheeksuck whenever I'm not talking, I've mastered it tho.
Go tired to the date. Key to being nonchalant af and dismissive, they'll go crazy.
Facepull hard too the days before it'll pop your zogamatic process.
Sounds gigacope but I've done it time and time again.
buzzword competition
be normal nigga

be you n be confident

do not mention org😂
J replying to all of the last ppl who commented on ts. I just went to a party (spur of the moment) and kissed her since she was there too (which kissing to me is a pretty big deal since I’ve only kissed 2 girls). Ngl I think more was in the table but her mum picked her up at like 1. Then I signed a swastika with permanent marker on this other girls tits it was a pretty good night. Anyways it’s 2.47 am so sleepy time now. Thanks for ur help fellas
 
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J replying to all of the last ppl who commented on ts. I just went to a party (spur of the moment) and kissed her since she was there too (which kissing to me is a pretty big deal since I’ve only kissed 2 girls). Ngl I think more was in the table but her mum picked her up at like 1. Then I signed a swastika with permanent marker on this other girls tits it was a pretty good night. Anyways it’s 2.47 am so sleepy time now. Thanks for ur help fellas
@DanielLewinskyNuwar @iblameneuro @1blameclavicular @incel final boss u guys replied too, thnx for help
 
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J replying to all of the last ppl who commented on ts. I just went to a party (spur of the moment) and kissed her since she was there too (which kissing to me is a pretty big deal since I’ve only kissed 2 girls). Ngl I think more was in the table but her mum picked her up at like 1. Then I signed a swastika with permanent marker on this other girls tits it was a pretty good night. Anyways it’s 2.47 am so sleepy time now. Thanks for ur help fellas
a swastika jfl

gs bro🤣
 
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Background info:
My friend put me on with one of her friends
She gave her my snap because she liked my looks on an IG post on my acc.
Only problem is it was using my dads iPhone cam which is a new model so there was pretty much no lens distortion and colouring was peak
Also it was somewhat far away
So on my ig I have a strong fhwr (1.97) whereas in photos on my phone and also even irl I look like I have a weaker fwhr and other flaws

There is one main flaw I need to conceal because my front profile which is on my ig post is a lot better than side
This is because I have a slightly big nose with a slightly recessed forehead and chin giving me a slightly concave face side profile. Also I have a small skin coloured mole on my nose which I think can be off putting if she’s meeting me irl for the first time.

She is somewhere around mtb-htb so I lowkey wanna clutch this.
Does anyone know how to fraud the mole and nose. I use hydrocortisone sometimes but I j ran out so idk if it’s worth ordering more
get surgery
 
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😭 these ain’t hard words

your account contributes nothing to this forum and your only attempt at a decent post is chatgpt Wolffs law cope
notice how you didnt include the text i posted.. its cuz i didnt post anything made with ai and ur just coping. dnr
 

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