Hinge matches dont follow my insta after i give it to them, why?

[irrumator praetor]

@CelestialEmpire

hes the one that knows but he can't relate though, he could never

FYI

 

[Rex.]

hes the one that knows but he can't relate though, he could never

FYI

I know hes a larper but he still has good takes jfl

 

[irrumator praetor]

usually means they dont fw you, what probably happened:

- they see more than the 5-6 cherrypicked best angle pics on ur hinge profile and realize youre actually chopped

- they see your follower count is low (unpopular/unsocial like below 1200)

- they see your ratio is off (ex: like 1100 followers to 1800 following, indicates lack of popularity)

- they see you follow dozens of OF models and blondes in bikinis (im guilty of this)

- they see your posts dont have enough likes or comments to indicate popularity (400+, 20+ even for nonchalant, 40+ for actual important touse posts)

id say below 10mil is the sorta "irrelevant zone" but my lord baron father would say anything under at least 100mil is irrelevant

yes you should have 10mil slaves following you and follow only 10-15 high net worth WASP chadlites (not your peers though, only follow UP)

Also a bunch of Victoria secret and onlyfans models follow me but I don't follow them back. So when they see who follows me, they get a bit shy.

 

[irrumator praetor]

- no horny following

my following list is professionally curated and automatically updated 24/7 by a carefully selected top tier, top ranking harvard educated lawyers/PR people who automatically calculate whom I should professionally follow or not at any given second of the day. In fact, the team is dispersed internationally so that they can operate across all time zones, and the information that they work with is funnelled by a personal PR team working 24/7 with OSINT/intelligence agency data/spying and a combination of microphones and cameras around me 24/7 (I don't care enough to remember everything), which make live action and real time PR decisions regarding my personal brand (first name, last name. I AM A MULTI TRILLION DOLLAR ASSET, CORPORATE ENTITY worth more than elon musk). And, they get exclusively paid in blood diamonds and kilograms of gold leaf covered caviar.

 

[irrumator praetor]

my following list is professionally curated and automatically updated 24/7 by a carefully selected top tier, top ranking harvard educated lawyers/PR people who automatically calculate whom I should professionally follow or not at any given second of the day. In fact, the team is dispersed internationally so that they can operate across all time zones, and the information that they work with is funnelled by a personal PR team working 24/7 with OSINT/intelligence agency data/spying and a combination of microphones and cameras around me 24/7 (I don't care enough to remember everything), which make live action and real time PR decisions regarding my personal brand (first name, last name. I AM A MULTI TRILLION DOLLAR ASSET, CORPORATE ENTITY worth more than elon musk). And, they get exclusively paid in blood diamonds and kilograms of gold leaf covered caviar.

bump

 

[irrumator praetor]

cuz no posts and 200 followers is nerd autist loser trait thats why

ethnic vietcong trait, slum dweller subhuman trait. Non han chinese inheritance

 

[irrumator praetor]

what are you on about im not a flippin model neither is anyone i have ever met

wtf?

 

[irrumator praetor]

how old are u? 200 followers is normal for a 13 year old maybe

3 year olds

My 3 year old (6ft9 235lbs lean 55.75in bidelt high class WASP Chadlite) is on roids and leg lengthening surgery rn and he has like 1k followers of thirsty JBs following him

 

[irrumator praetor]

The one girl i just fucked 2 hours ago, i picked her up in my convertible and then back to my place, she offered to also pay some gas money just shows that sometimes these bitches just be trippin

@CelestialEmpire @terrain @subhuman37

I just picked up 7 Victoria secret models in my Boeing 25B presidential tier private jet exclusively designed for my bloodline

we all just had a straight orgy but I didn't follow any of them because my insta is my PR interface. And I don't bother with any other account because the rest of the social media space is for non WASP losers

 

[Rex.]

I just picked up 7 Victoria secret models in my Boeing 25B presidential tier private jet exclusively designed for my bloodline

we all just had a straight orgy but I didn't follow any of them because my insta is my PR interface. And I don't bother with any other account because the rest of the social media space is for non WASP losers

what is this shit posting damn