forevergymcelling
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Spoilers below in case any of you fags are dumb enough to watch this garbage
Let's start with the forced diversity and LGBT. Outside of the main protagonist, it seems like every character is ethnic.
The main girl is Mexican (who's name is America. Just fucking lol), both her parents are lesbians. Strange's oneitis is married to a black guy, Strange's sidekick is Asian ect ect
The plot is utter fucking garbage. Imagine making a whole movie because the main villain wanted to be with 'her' kids who don't exist.
Here's an idea, go get fucking pregnant by some guy at a bar or something. Imagine going through the effort of travelling through universes to be with some kids when you can just have kids in your own fucking universe with ease.
The one liners are utter fucking cringe. They try so hard to be funny it's insane.
Another main plotline is that the spic isn't able to control her powers. The whole movie pretty much revolves around this.
Guess what happens at the end? Strange tells her to kick Scarlett Witch's ass, then bam. She has full mastery of her powers. Easy as that. That's all he had to do
I'm done with Marvel movies tbh never watching any of that capeshit garbage again
sums it up
The main girl is Mexican (who's name is America. Just fucking lol), both her parents are lesbians. Strange's oneitis is married to a black guy, Strange's sidekick is Asian ect ect
The plot is utter fucking garbage. Imagine making a whole movie because the main villain wanted to be with 'her' kids who don't exist.
Here's an idea, go get fucking pregnant by some guy at a bar or something. Imagine going through the effort of travelling through universes to be with some kids when you can just have kids in your own fucking universe with ease.
The one liners are utter fucking cringe. They try so hard to be funny it's insane.
Another main plotline is that the spic isn't able to control her powers. The whole movie pretty much revolves around this.
Guess what happens at the end? Strange tells her to kick Scarlett Witch's ass, then bam. She has full mastery of her powers. Easy as that. That's all he had to do
I'm done with Marvel movies tbh never watching any of that capeshit garbage again
sums it up
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