Holy fuck I am subhuman

[DrunkenSailor]

And I am balding and the cap makes my head look like a peanut
I wanna fucking kill myself so much right now I can’t cope no more

 

[Julius]

What will we do with the drunken sailor?

 

[Deleted member 4430]

What will we do with the drunken sailor?

Put him in a long boat till his sober

 

[DrunkenSailor]

What will we do with the drunken sailor?

I am legit crying right now
The descension is unreal holy fuck

 

[Julius]

Put him in a long boat till his sober

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

I am legit crying right now
The descension is unreal holy fuck

Just fix your hair, hit the gym and you are set for life, unless manlet

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Just fix your hair, hit the gym and you are set for life, unless manlet

Early in the morning!

 

[KrissKross]

Way Ho and up she rises!

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Just fix your hair, hit the gym and you are set for life, unless manlet

Just go to gym bro
Just shave it bro

 

[Deleted member 5145]

Just go to gym bro
Just shave it bro

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Way Ho and up she rises!

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter

 

[Julius]

Just go to gym bro
Just shave it bro

I mean you are above average, fix your hairline and try to get a leaner face

 

[DrunkenSailor]

I mean you are above average, fix your hairline and try to get a leaner face

Fixing my hair is gonna be harder said than done tbh
If i can save the money i am set but i am living in a poorcel shithole and it’s much harder to get 2-3k aside

 

[Deleted member 4430]

I mean you are above average, fix your hairline and try to get a leaner face

Nah, he is above average only at Romania. Without hair is over for him tbh

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Nah, he is above average only at Romania. Without hair is over for him tbh

Keep coping

 

[Julius]

Nah, he is above average only at Romania. Without hair is over for him tbh

Someone should morph him with a NW1 hairline, he has decent eye area and short midface but I agree, he needs hair like he needs oxygen

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Someone should morph him with a NW1 hairline, he has decent eye area and short midface but I agree, he needs hair like he needs oxygen

He is Walmart / Tesco chico tbh.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Someone should morph him with a NW1 hairline, he has decent eye area and short midface but I agree, he needs hair like he needs oxygen

Have you seen my buzzcut pic? Ngl I like hair more but I’ve been told that I look more masculine with buzzcut and sexier

 

[Deleted member 4438]

OP is an low self esteem low t crying bitch ngl

no offense bro

 

[Deleted member 6305]

unless manlet

 

[Julius]

Have you seen my buzzcut pic? Ngl I like hair more but I’ve been told that I look more masculine with buzzcut and sexier

Haven't seen it tbh

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Haven't seen it tbh

Ok, shall i send?