Holy fuck I look much better in back camera on Iphone promax

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Fucking insane harmony and features, I have been coping with selfies camera for years.


I was taking shit and testing out back camera without mirror. Despite sleeping only 4 hours last night I still looks better than 6h with front camera.

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

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[Ältai.Anabolic]

Holy fuck I look so good on back camera WTF is this how people IRL see my face????


No wonder everyone keep asking me why am I still single

 

[ranierean]

Just tried this and it made my face look Quasimodo-tier asymmetrical and the higher resolution only captures my subhumanity better lol

 

[wsada]

Which iphone

 

[LastTemp2]

Just tried this and it made my face look Quasimodo-tier asymmetrical and the higher resolution only captures my subhumanity better lol

 

[Pendejo]

Just tried this and it made my face look Quasimodo-tier asymmetrical

This, bear in mind I've been literally complimented on how symmetric my face is multiple times, idk what OP is on about back camera is death tier.

 

[LooksThinker]

Don´t take pictures with your back camera from less than 50cm or you end up looking like this:

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Don´t take pictures with your back camera from less than 50cm or you end up looking like this:
View attachment 2573105

Arm lenght holy fuck my cheekbones my jaw my eyes my lips everything so much better

This, bear in mind I've been literally complimented on how symmetric my face is multiple times, idk what OP is on about back camera is death tier.

I use snapchat camera on Iphone pro max i think it has less distortion

 

[bradpittshairline]

i look bad in back camera without mirror

 

[VladimirtheGreat]

 

[LooksThinker]

Arm lenght holy fuck my cheekbones my jaw my eyes my lips everything so much better

I use snapchat camera on Iphone pro max i think it has less distortion

These two pictures were taken on the same day

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Guys I use camera protector on my iphone pro max back camera is that the reason why it makes me look better?

 

[bradpittshairline]

Guys I use camera protector on my iphone pro max back camera is that the reason why it makes me look better?

no

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Holy fuck I look so fcking good on back camera fck I am so happy shirbfi hrjdjtjrjfnfnndbrb


I have never taken back camera before

 

[Pendejo]

I use snapchat camera on Iphone pro max i think it has less distortion

Nigga it's still death tier since it's mirrored, I use snapchat to take pics too, but using the selfie camera at arm length while zooming in to get rid of lens distortion.

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Nigga it's still death tier since it's mirrored, I use snapchat to take pics too, but using the selfie camera at arm length while zooming in to get rid of lens distortion.

My is my face look so much more pronounced and less distorted, like every features so harmonious on back camera, I look like disfigured fish on front camera.

 

[Pendejo]

I look like disfigured fish on front camera.

You tried zooming in?

 

[Carnivore]

I feel like the selfie camera is just a skin and leanness test. I used to look way better using the back camera, but after skinmaxxing and leanmaxxing, I finally look human in the selfie camera.

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

You tried zooming in?

No just arm lenght


My jaw looks wider, ny nose look smaller



Everythings got better


Except my skin is goga fucked I see the pores and everything

 

[VladimirtheGreat]

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These two pictures were taken on the same day

Who's this 8y old...is this OP?

 

[LooksThinker]

Who's this 8y old...is this OP?

Idk, someone larped as him.

 

[Pendejo]

I feel like the selfie camera is just a skin and leanness test. I used to look way better using the back camera, but after skinmaxxing and leanmaxxing, I finally look human in the selfie camera.

How can anyone look good with back camera when:
1. You literally can't see your face while taking the pic, you will have to take dozens of pics till you get one where don't look like a aspie serial killer or like you have hemifacial spasms
2. Any minor asymmetry you have will be heavily exacerbated

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

I got ioi from Art hoe today while walking at the christmas market


@andy9432 she her friend’s shoulder to look at me. Me and my friend were discussing about Tinder at the Christmas market

 

[bluk]

Just tried this and now I want to kill myself thanks OP

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

How can anyone look good with back camera when:
1. You literally can't see your face while taking the pic, you will have to take dozens of pics till you get one where don't look like a aspie serial killer or like you have hemifacial spasms
2. Any minor asymmetry you have will be heavily exacerbated

Opposite for me wtf

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Just tried this and now I want to kill myself thanks OP

Wtf my jaw nose eyes lips cheeks got better except my skin got worse fue to high resolution

 

[Carnivore]

How can anyone look good with back camera when:
1. You literally can't see your face while taking the pic, you will have to take dozens of pics till you get one where don't look like a aspie serial killer or like you have hemifacial spasms
2. Any minor asymmetry you have will be heavily exacerbated

I have a fairly symmetrical face, so I guess that makes it easier.

I just look at the camera normally, I don't try to squint like some aspie.

 

[Pendejo]

No just arm lenght

Then you were taking selfies wrong the whole time nigga, ofc there will be lens distortion if you don't zoom in before taking a selfie on snapchat

 

[Deleted member 29651]

Which iphone do you have

 

[Pendejo]

I just look at the camera normally, I don't try to squint like some aspie.

It's not as simple as "looking normally" you may appear expressionless etc, also you cannot see how the lighting and head/phone tilt is affecting the pic which is crucial and makes the difference between looking like a potato and looking like a mogger for subchads.

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Then you were taking selfies wrong the whole time nigga, ofc there will be lens distortion if you don't zoom in before taking a selfie on snapchat

Wdym???


I have tried million angle on selfie camera


I take pictures back to back 10 times now the rear camera mog hard

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Which iphone do you have

Iphone 13 pro max with camera cover

 

[Carnivore]

It's not as simple as "looking normally" you may appear expressionless etc, also you cannot see how the lighting and head/phone tilt is affecting the pic which is crucial and makes the difference between looking like a potato and looking like a mogger for subchads.

Stretch your arms out to minimize lens distortion.

 

[Pendejo]

Wdym???


I have tried million angle on selfie camera


I take pictures back to back 10 times now the rear camera mog hard

If you weren't zooming in when taking selfies you were doing it wrong the whole time.

 

[Pendejo]

Stretch your arms out to minimize lens distortion.

When did I ever mention lens distortion? Read my post again.

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

If you weren't zooming in when taking selfies you were doing it wrong the whole time.

Nope still looks uglier than the rear camera

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

When did I ever mention lens distortion? Read my post again.

Maybe it’s because my Camera is replaced by professional camera company from Milano Italy??

 

[Pendejo]

Nope still looks uglier than the rear camera

What kind of skull you have?

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

What kind of skull you have?

V teayhung from BTS

 

[Deleted member 30845]

How can anyone look good with back camera when:
1. You literally can't see your face while taking the pic, you will have to take dozens of pics till you get one where don't look like a aspie serial killer or like you have hemifacial spasms
2. Any minor asymmetry you have will be heavily exacerbated

It's not as simple as "looking normally" you may appear expressionless etc, also you cannot see how the lighting and head/phone tilt is affecting the pic which is crucial and makes the difference between looking like a potato and looking like a mogger for subchads.

sub6 problems we have

 

[Napoleon1800]

What kind of skull you have?

Incel skull

Drop hyoid guide boss

 

[Carnivore]

When did I ever mention lens distortion? Read my post again.

The lighting plays a huge role. The iphone's tiny sensor is pretty bad at taking in lighting, so make sure it's ideal for the ideal selfie. If the lighting is really bad, it can make me look terrible in selfies, too.

A tiny smirk works well for facial expression.

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

I can literally take a shit in my bathroom taking rear camera selfie and get more likes I think

 

[Deleted member 4397]

Just tried this and it made my face look Quasimodo-tier asymmetrical and the higher resolution only captures my subhumanity better lol

With every new phone iteration I descend deeper into subhumanity

 

[Geoff2024]

Haven't read the post yet but I swear to god If this is another post where you somehow make it look like you are trying to discuss a topic but instead humble brag I am gonna lose my shit

Fucking insane harmony and features, I have been coping with selfies camera for years.


I was taking shit and testing out back camera without mirror. Despite sleeping only 4 hours last night I still looks better than 6h with front camera.

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Haven't read the post yet but I swear to god If this is another post where you somehow make it look like you are trying to discuss a topic but instead humble brag I am gonna lose my shit

It’s true tho wtf how come rear camera mogs selfie camera so hard.

My jaw and cheeks are more balanced

 

[Carnivore]

It’s true tho wtf how come rear camera mogs selfie camera so hard.

My jaw and cheeks are more balanced

Bigger lens. If you want mogger photos, a mirriorless camera or a DSLR with a lens of 50mm and above, but you need to know how to take decent photos.

 

[Ältai.Anabolic]

Bigger lens. If you want mogger photos, a mirriorless camera or a DSLR with a lens of 50mm and above, but you need to know how to take decent photos.

Fr I have better fwhr with rear camera already

 

[tervile1]

Fucking insane harmony and features, I have been coping with selfies camera for years.


I was taking shit and testing out back camera without mirror. Despite sleeping only 4 hours last night I still looks better than 6h with front camera.

that what sleep derivation does to a nigga