holy shit i fucking mogged today

[fr0st]

I had to go to the post office with my cousin to pick up a thing called a vanity (i have ZERO fucking idea what that is) anywho i went into the post office and we gave him the ticket and out comes a box almost as big as my dick (like 5 feet or more probably more) and it weighed like it was made out of fucking gold i dont know if its a transmutation device and it somehow turned to gold mid shipping but oh my fucking god it was heavy. anyways the guy didnt carry it (obviously) and said "sorry i dont wanna carry it haha) and being the tall imposing specimen of a man that i am i said "alright let me see" and picked it up on my own obviously i almost blew a disk just carrying the thing but everyone (including the girls) were very impressed the guy was saying that he wished he was young enough to impress girls like this.

tldr i have a huge massive cock and got ioi from being a herculean specimen of a man

 

[fr0st]

I had to go to the post office with my cousin to pick up a thing called a vanity (i have ZERO fucking idea what that is) anywho i went into the post office and we gave him the ticket and out comes a box almost as big as my dick (like 5 feet or more probably more) and it weighed like it was made out of fucking gold i dont know if its a transmutation device and it somehow turned to gold mid shipping but oh my fucking god it was heavy. anyways the guy didnt carry it (obviously) and said "sorry i dont wanna carry it haha) and being the tall imposing specimen of a man that i am i said "alright let me see" and picked it up on my own obviously i almost blew a disk just carrying the thing but everyone (including the girls) were very impressed the guy was saying that he wished he was young enough to impress girls like this.

tldr i have a huge massive cock and got ioi from being a herculean specimen of a man

being a gymcel paid off

 

[fr0st]

I had to go to the post office with my cousin to pick up a thing called a vanity (i have ZERO fucking idea what that is) anywho i went into the post office and we gave him the ticket and out comes a box almost as big as my dick (like 5 feet or more probably more) and it weighed like it was made out of fucking gold i dont know if its a transmutation device and it somehow turned to gold mid shipping but oh my fucking god it was heavy. anyways the guy didnt carry it (obviously) and said "sorry i dont wanna carry it haha) and being the tall imposing specimen of a man that i am i said "alright let me see" and picked it up on my own obviously i almost blew a disk just carrying the thing but everyone (including the girls) were very impressed the guy was saying that he wished he was young enough to impress girls like this.

tldr i have a huge massive cock and got ioi from being a herculean specimen of a man

THAT DUMB BITCH MADE ME CARRY A FUCKING DESK?

 

[Deleted member 118189]

I had to go to the post office with my cousin to pick up a thing called a vanity (i have ZERO fucking idea what that is) anywho i went into the post office and we gave him the ticket and out comes a box almost as big as my dick (like 5 feet or more probably more) and it weighed like it was made out of fucking gold i dont know if its a transmutation device and it somehow turned to gold mid shipping but oh my fucking god it was heavy. anyways the guy didnt carry it (obviously) and said "sorry i dont wanna carry it haha) and being the tall imposing specimen of a man that i am i said "alright let me see" and picked it up on my own obviously i almost blew a disk just carrying the thing but everyone (including the girls) were very impressed the guy was saying that he wished he was young enough to impress girls like this.

tldr i have a huge massive cock and got ioi from being a herculean specimen of a man

Wow you really had a detailed lucid dream

 

[fr0st]

Wow you really had a detailed lucid dream

Yeah everybody clapped at the end and obama gave me a medal

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Yeah everybody clapped at the end and obama gave me a medal

Well Obama giving u a medal is actually believable these days

 

[unowkn]

i have a huge massive cock and got ioi from being a herculean specimen of a man

sighh

 

[fr0st]

Well Obama giving u a medal is actually believable these days

You're right it was trump who gave me the medal not obama

 

[fr0st]

sighh

Nobody understands the pain of being the only able bodied young man in the immediate family i have to do this shit every fucking week

 

[Deleted member 85236]

Mirin fakecel

 

[fr0st]

Mirin fakecel

Trucel face but good frame its over

 

[Deleted member 85236]

Trucel face but good frame its over

Bad frame + bad face for me

 

[fr0st]

Bad frame + bad face for me

It's alright bhai at least you're funny unlike most of the autists here (like me)

 

[Deleted member 85236]

It's alright bhai at least you're funny unlike most of the autists here (like me)

Nah don't put yourself down ,you are funny

 

[fr0st]

Nah don't put yourself down ,you are funny

im 90 percent sure im on like 50 peoples ignore list

 

[Deleted member 85236]

im 90 percent sure im on like 50 peoples ignore list

Brutal ngl ,I have nobody on ignore