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I had to go to the post office with my cousin to pick up a thing called a vanity (i have ZERO fucking idea what that is) anywho i went into the post office and we gave him the ticket and out comes a box almost as big as my dick (like 5 feet or more probably more) and it weighed like it was made out of fucking gold i dont know if its a transmutation device and it somehow turned to gold mid shipping but oh my fucking god it was heavy. anyways the guy didnt carry it (obviously) and said "sorry i dont wanna carry it haha) and being the tall imposing specimen of a man that i am i said "alright let me see" and picked it up on my own obviously i almost blew a disk just carrying the thing but everyone (including the girls) were very impressed the guy was saying that he wished he was young enough to impress girls like this.

tldr i have a huge massive cock and got ioi from being a herculean specimen of a man
 
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I had to go to the post office with my cousin to pick up a thing called a vanity (i have ZERO fucking idea what that is) anywho i went into the post office and we gave him the ticket and out comes a box almost as big as my dick (like 5 feet or more probably more) and it weighed like it was made out of fucking gold i dont know if its a transmutation device and it somehow turned to gold mid shipping but oh my fucking god it was heavy. anyways the guy didnt carry it (obviously) and said "sorry i dont wanna carry it haha) and being the tall imposing specimen of a man that i am i said "alright let me see" and picked it up on my own obviously i almost blew a disk just carrying the thing but everyone (including the girls) were very impressed the guy was saying that he wished he was young enough to impress girls like this.

tldr i have a huge massive cock and got ioi from being a herculean specimen of a man
being a gymcel paid off :feelshmm:
 
I had to go to the post office with my cousin to pick up a thing called a vanity (i have ZERO fucking idea what that is) anywho i went into the post office and we gave him the ticket and out comes a box almost as big as my dick (like 5 feet or more probably more) and it weighed like it was made out of fucking gold i dont know if its a transmutation device and it somehow turned to gold mid shipping but oh my fucking god it was heavy. anyways the guy didnt carry it (obviously) and said "sorry i dont wanna carry it haha) and being the tall imposing specimen of a man that i am i said "alright let me see" and picked it up on my own obviously i almost blew a disk just carrying the thing but everyone (including the girls) were very impressed the guy was saying that he wished he was young enough to impress girls like this.

tldr i have a huge massive cock and got ioi from being a herculean specimen of a man
THAT DUMB BITCH MADE ME CARRY A FUCKING DESK?
 

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I had to go to the post office with my cousin to pick up a thing called a vanity (i have ZERO fucking idea what that is) anywho i went into the post office and we gave him the ticket and out comes a box almost as big as my dick (like 5 feet or more probably more) and it weighed like it was made out of fucking gold i dont know if its a transmutation device and it somehow turned to gold mid shipping but oh my fucking god it was heavy. anyways the guy didnt carry it (obviously) and said "sorry i dont wanna carry it haha) and being the tall imposing specimen of a man that i am i said "alright let me see" and picked it up on my own obviously i almost blew a disk just carrying the thing but everyone (including the girls) were very impressed the guy was saying that he wished he was young enough to impress girls like this.

tldr i have a huge massive cock and got ioi from being a herculean specimen of a man
Wow you really had a detailed lucid dream
 
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Well Obama giving u a medal is actually believable these days
You're right it was trump who gave me the medal not obama
 
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Nobody understands the pain of being the only able bodied young man in the immediate family i have to do this shit every fucking week :feelsrope:
 
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