Lumbersexual
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No tbh I didn't.Did you even read the post bro? Anyway tell me some of the things you see going on
My weirdest/grossest has to be when we got called to a room for a female who was incoherent, naked, and covered in blood. Turns out that she had gotten drunk, met with this guy from tinder, she was on her period and they banged a bunch until she passed out, and the guy freaked out and bailed. We had to track him down the following day and take his statement too, but since it was consensual the guy didn't get charged.
My favourite has to be when I was doing a regular patrol through the chemistry building auditorium and walked in on two engineers banging on the lower seats. They started running while frantically trying to get dressed. I chased them out an emergency exit and then just let them go. Well the girl being a dummy, came back about ten minutes later hoping the guy came back too. He didn't. Turns out they barely knew each other and were doing it for some jacket patch that you get for banging in different science buildings on Campus. After talking to her, she only knew him in passing from one class they had together, didn't even have his number to text him, which is why she came back to see if he would too. We waited around for an hour hoping he would return but he didn't.
I have dozens of these stories of similar nature.