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With summer coming soon this is last chance to prepare for hot boys summer, let's go boyos! This post was created with a lot of care, it will cover absolutely everything you need to know and do to successfully have sex this summer 
Section 1- Mindset and Requirements
1. Requirements
I believe this summer will potentially be easiest time in 2000s to have sex, unfortunately there are some requirements and if you don't meet the requirements you most likely need to remain sexless for the summer and i feel sorry for you
-Age
16+, yeah I'm sorry, but this needed to be said, I believe most 16+ will be able to fraud as 18 (which will be needed, cause we're using tinder), but if you're 15 and below I'm sorry you need to either wait and grow up or try hitting up some girls your age, but this my not end up well
-Height
5'3+ and this is really exaggerated already, also if you're actually close to minimum height requirement you'll already have hard time you'll need at least 2 inch lifts (preferably 4 inches like amnesia) and even with lifts you'll need to add 2 inches to your height in profile description and conversation with your slay
for example, if you're 5'5 and you fraud with 3 inches (which makes you 5'8) you'll gonna say you're 5'10 every time, if you meet you tinder victim and she gets suspicious, calls you a catfish and leave don't ever give up boyo, some will do it and some will let it slide.
If you're 5'10 or 5'11 just say you're 6'0 and fraud if you want (not necessary) and if you're legit 6'0+ barefoot don't fraud height, cause you don't need to or add bonus 1-2 inches if you want, doesn't really matter
-Weight
Just don't be fat, if you're fat you will unfortunately most likely only be able to get whales, some people mind it and some don't (I'd rather slay landwhale than skinny girl for example), but yeah preferably try losing some fat before actual summer time starts.
Ideal body would be this if you're below 5'11
Ideal body for 5'11+
Body is not needed however, but will help you especially if you're sub 5'11
2. Mindset
This may be arguably the most crucial part of this guide
FIRST OF ALL
NO PORN and preferably NO FAP
I would try not to fap at all however cumming once-twice a week to photos of girls alone, especially pics you get from your tinder matches or cumming to girls you know irl and got nice bikini shot at is acceptable, however absolutely NO PORN and if you can't accept that just stop reading this guide right here, cause you're not having sex this summer you dummy
Some of y'all dream about smashing megan roche, fucking taylor swift or hill, ariana grande or taylor etc and this is beyond me, let me explain why
well, your mind is deluded by cumming, so stop fapping at least for hot boyos summer and enjoy true male high t nature
let's take a look at megan roche
I'm sorry, she got nice face, but look at this, no meat , no fat, straight bones if you like it stop reading right here and go get some testosterone prescribed
real man understand and feel lust look at this famous porn actress alexis texas
my god... what a ugly ass horse face bitch and here she is MAKE UP FRAUDED
this is type of woman that will match you on tinder, ugly af, but we want to take a look at her back man
oh my goooood, at this moment if you're really on nofap your animal male high t sense will completely ignore her face and focus on her delicious juicy ass that you'll want to
so get horny, cause otherwise you'll have standrads that only 0.000001% chads and jewish CCOs are able to afford
Section 2- Taking Action
Now once you know everything needed and you meet requirements let's see how you'll take action once summer begins
1. Create Tinder Account
yep this may seem so basic, but some people don't realize what make for successful tinder account, however first I need to explain what tinder is for those having no idea.
"Tinder is an American geosocial networking and online dating application that allows users to anonymously swipe to like or dislike other profiles based on their photos, a small bio, and common interests. Once two users have "matched", they can exchange messages."
1. Taking Pictures
Basically you meet bitches online, ok so first you'll have to get some semi professional pictures of yourself, but how??
Ask your friend, anyone who got great camera at home to take some pics for you, you don't need to tell them what for, but you can it does not really matter. If you really got no option you'll have to pay professional photograph, it is what it is.
-clothes
to have highest appeal possible don't niche max, go for something simple, classy and not embarrassing
if you got no sense of fashion just wear full nike outfit and you'll be good
-expression
I would not recommend smiling, again you need to look neutral, but sharp at the same time
something like this should do
not like this
2. Profile Description
use shit like "looking for fun, but who knows" and shit, and try to
1. limit emojis
2. once again be neutral, not offensive, not boring, just be neutral
also say you got some cool hobby like riding motorbike or fishing etc (or maybe no fishing that's risky these days) watching anime etc
3. Texting
Once again, it's not only hot boyos summer, but also hot girls summer, bitches do whatever is cool so THEY WILL be whoring way more than they usually do
I calculated and average tinder bitch will want +- 30 slays in 2 months of summer, meaning average hoe ass tinder bitch will need 30 different men this summer to have sex with, that will be very easy to be one of them, however if you're not chad and this is not guide for chads you will most likely get rejected if you start with "let me fuck your butt" so start neutrally, teasing soul out of this bitch and progressively build up tension till she finally decides to meet you and then unless you won't be one HUGE ass catfish she will let you smash since she got no other choice ( yeah hot girls summer ) I think average user here will smash 1 bitch a week on average if he follows this guide.
THE END
this is guide I will follow this summer after my disappointing ~ 3 months LTR with 16yo christian jb ended up with no sex
Also I'm cutting my hair first day of hot boys summer since i think buzz cut is best hairstyle right now
Section 1- Mindset and Requirements
1. Requirements
I believe this summer will potentially be easiest time in 2000s to have sex, unfortunately there are some requirements and if you don't meet the requirements you most likely need to remain sexless for the summer and i feel sorry for you
-Age
16+, yeah I'm sorry, but this needed to be said, I believe most 16+ will be able to fraud as 18 (which will be needed, cause we're using tinder), but if you're 15 and below I'm sorry you need to either wait and grow up or try hitting up some girls your age, but this my not end up well
-Height
5'3+ and this is really exaggerated already, also if you're actually close to minimum height requirement you'll already have hard time you'll need at least 2 inch lifts (preferably 4 inches like amnesia) and even with lifts you'll need to add 2 inches to your height in profile description and conversation with your slay
for example, if you're 5'5 and you fraud with 3 inches (which makes you 5'8) you'll gonna say you're 5'10 every time, if you meet you tinder victim and she gets suspicious, calls you a catfish and leave don't ever give up boyo, some will do it and some will let it slide.
If you're 5'10 or 5'11 just say you're 6'0 and fraud if you want (not necessary) and if you're legit 6'0+ barefoot don't fraud height, cause you don't need to or add bonus 1-2 inches if you want, doesn't really matter
-Weight
Just don't be fat, if you're fat you will unfortunately most likely only be able to get whales, some people mind it and some don't (I'd rather slay landwhale than skinny girl for example), but yeah preferably try losing some fat before actual summer time starts.
Ideal body would be this if you're below 5'11
Ideal body for 5'11+
Body is not needed however, but will help you especially if you're sub 5'11
2. Mindset
This may be arguably the most crucial part of this guide
FIRST OF ALL
NO PORN and preferably NO FAP
I would try not to fap at all however cumming once-twice a week to photos of girls alone, especially pics you get from your tinder matches or cumming to girls you know irl and got nice bikini shot at is acceptable, however absolutely NO PORN and if you can't accept that just stop reading this guide right here, cause you're not having sex this summer you dummy
Some of y'all dream about smashing megan roche, fucking taylor swift or hill, ariana grande or taylor etc and this is beyond me, let me explain why
well, your mind is deluded by cumming, so stop fapping at least for hot boyos summer and enjoy true male high t nature
let's take a look at megan roche
I'm sorry, she got nice face, but look at this, no meat , no fat, straight bones if you like it stop reading right here and go get some testosterone prescribed
real man understand and feel lust look at this famous porn actress alexis texas
my god... what a ugly ass horse face bitch and here she is MAKE UP FRAUDED
this is type of woman that will match you on tinder, ugly af, but we want to take a look at her back man
oh my goooood, at this moment if you're really on nofap your animal male high t sense will completely ignore her face and focus on her delicious juicy ass that you'll want to
so get horny, cause otherwise you'll have standrads that only 0.000001% chads and jewish CCOs are able to afford
Section 2- Taking Action
Now once you know everything needed and you meet requirements let's see how you'll take action once summer begins
1. Create Tinder Account
yep this may seem so basic, but some people don't realize what make for successful tinder account, however first I need to explain what tinder is for those having no idea.
"Tinder is an American geosocial networking and online dating application that allows users to anonymously swipe to like or dislike other profiles based on their photos, a small bio, and common interests. Once two users have "matched", they can exchange messages."
1. Taking Pictures
Basically you meet bitches online, ok so first you'll have to get some semi professional pictures of yourself, but how??
Ask your friend, anyone who got great camera at home to take some pics for you, you don't need to tell them what for, but you can it does not really matter. If you really got no option you'll have to pay professional photograph, it is what it is.
-clothes
to have highest appeal possible don't niche max, go for something simple, classy and not embarrassing
if you got no sense of fashion just wear full nike outfit and you'll be good
-expression
I would not recommend smiling, again you need to look neutral, but sharp at the same time
something like this should do
not like this
2. Profile Description
use shit like "looking for fun, but who knows" and shit, and try to
1. limit emojis
2. once again be neutral, not offensive, not boring, just be neutral
also say you got some cool hobby like riding motorbike or fishing etc (or maybe no fishing that's risky these days
) watching anime etc 3. Texting
Once again, it's not only hot boyos summer, but also hot girls summer, bitches do whatever is cool so THEY WILL be whoring way more than they usually do
I calculated and average tinder bitch will want +- 30 slays in 2 months of summer, meaning average hoe ass tinder bitch will need 30 different men this summer to have sex with, that will be very easy to be one of them, however if you're not chad and this is not guide for chads you will most likely get rejected if you start with "let me fuck your butt" so start neutrally, teasing soul out of this bitch and progressively build up tension till she finally decides to meet you and then unless you won't be one HUGE ass catfish she will let you smash since she got no other choice ( yeah hot girls summer ) I think average user here will smash 1 bitch a week on average if he follows this guide.
THE END
this is guide I will follow this summer after my disappointing ~ 3 months LTR with 16yo christian jb ended up with no sex
Also I'm cutting my hair first day of hot boys summer since i think buzz cut is best hairstyle right now
