Hot take: being early to something is actually embarrassing

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If you arrive somewhere 30 minutes early, you didn’t “plan ahead.”

You just showed everyone you had absolutely nothing better to do.

Imagine telling someone “yeah I got here early” like that’s an accomplishment 💀

Being exactly on time is respectable.

Being 5 minutes late means you have a life.

Being 30 minutes early means you’re sitting in your car staring at the steering wheel wondering what went wrong.

Early birds don’t get the worm.

They get to sit there and watch everyone else arrive.
 
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If you arrive somewhere 30 minutes early, you didn’t “plan ahead.”

You just showed everyone you had absolutely nothing better to do.

Imagine telling someone “yeah I got here early” like that’s an accomplishment 💀

Being exactly on time is respectable.

Being 5 minutes late means you have a life.

Being 30 minutes early means you’re sitting in your car staring at the steering wheel wondering what went wrong.

Early birds don’t get the worm.

They get to sit there and watch everyone else arrive.
draws more attention as well
 
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If you arrive somewhere 30 minutes early, you didn’t “plan ahead.”

You just showed everyone you had absolutely nothing better to do.

Imagine telling someone “yeah I got here early” like that’s an accomplishment 💀

Being exactly on time is respectable.

Being 5 minutes late means you have a life.

Being 30 minutes early means you’re sitting in your car staring at the steering wheel wondering what went wrong.

Early birds don’t get the worm.

They get to sit there and watch everyone else arrive.
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retarded take. some people arrive early due to where they live and traffic factors

arriving late simply shows inabilty to manage time, not how busy you are
 
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retarded take. some people arrive early due to where they live and traffic factors

arriving late simply shows inabilty to manage time, not how busy you are
Depends how early

Being late is always bad

I prefer to be right on time
 
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Depends how early

Being late is always bad

I prefer to be right on time
Im in the military so I view the OP as blasphemy
 
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