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If you arrive somewhere 30 minutes early, you didn’t “plan ahead.”
You just showed everyone you had absolutely nothing better to do.
Imagine telling someone “yeah I got here early” like that’s an accomplishment
Being exactly on time is respectable.
Being 5 minutes late means you have a life.
Being 30 minutes early means you’re sitting in your car staring at the steering wheel wondering what went wrong.
Early birds don’t get the worm.
They get to sit there and watch everyone else arrive.
You just showed everyone you had absolutely nothing better to do.
Imagine telling someone “yeah I got here early” like that’s an accomplishment

Being exactly on time is respectable.
Being 5 minutes late means you have a life.
Being 30 minutes early means you’re sitting in your car staring at the steering wheel wondering what went wrong.
Early birds don’t get the worm.
They get to sit there and watch everyone else arrive.