How and What to invest in

[KeepCopingLads]

My Dad gave me £100 to invest in any stocks.
since Iran and Israel about to go to war, im thinking investing in Lockheed Martin and any oil companies (i want to invest in go-ahead but its not available on etoro so please tell me any other oil companies)
what other stocks should i invest in?
can someone send a good yt video tutorial on investing stocks?
how much should i invest? all at once or per week?
the only thing i know about investing is trading (of currencies)

 

[jockidc120610]

something owned by jews,ouh wait everything

 

[KeepCopingLads]

not going to invest in military companies but companies that link to oil/energy
here is a list I have, please tell me which of these I should invest in
Exxon Mobil, Chevron, Canadian Natural Resources, Suncor Energy

 

[true.C-3PO]

ur getting nothing just spend it on like a day out, max u get is like 30 or if you luck out you get 100 bucks in like 6 months

 

[KeepCopingLads]

ur getting nothing

wdym im getting nothing? bad timing to invest?

 

[PsychoDsk]

wdym im getting nothing? bad timing to invest?

He means u ain’t getting shit with 100$

 

[KeepCopingLads]

He means u ain’t getting shit with 100$

it aint much, but its honest work

 

[itssooverropecope]

it aint much, but its honest work

memecoins

 

[KeepCopingLads]

He means u ain’t getting shit with 100$

how much should one be investing

 

[PsychoDsk]

how much should one be investing

6 figs

 

[KeepCopingLads]

6 figs

nah like actually how much

 

[PsychoDsk]

nah like actually how much

I’m srs
6 figs

20% ROI per year

 

[KeepCopingLads]

I’m srs
6 figs

20% ROI per year

sorry to break it to you
but i cant pull 6 figs out of my arse
im looking for short term investments not long term

 

[PsychoDsk]

sorry to break it to you
but i cant pull 6 figs out of my arse
im looking for short term investments not long term

Sorry to break it to you, stocks and ETF funds aren’t short term investments

Honestly u’re better of betting it all on black

 

[KeepCopingLads]

Sorry to break it to you, stocks and ETF funds aren’t short term investments

Honestly u’re better of betting it all on black

thanks for telling me

 

[KeepCopingLads]

can i pm you

Sorry to break it to you, stocks and ETF funds aren’t short term investments

Honestly u’re better of betting it all on black

 

[mogging2eternity]

instead of investing 100 i´d rather gamble it no joke

 

[expert]

instead of investing 100 i´d rather gamble it no joke

nah just save it up or spend it on some bullshit

 

[KeepCopingLads]

instead of investing 100 i´d rather gamble it no joke

 

[KeepCopingLads]

nah just save it up or spend it on some bullshit

Trust, imma flip bikes

 

[expert]

Trust, imma flip bikes

just flip some bullshit and atleast build some wealth, you dont need to invest it, having any cash saved up for whatever bs you want to buy is great