How can I fucking get a girlfriend

[magnificentcel]

I need a fucking girlfriend now

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Be good looking enough to pull a girl off tinder, be likable enough and give dick good enough that she wants to keep seeing you, eventually she wants to be exclusive or she doesn’t

Edit: oh you’re 15... good luck buddy boyo

 

[wasted]

take it up your ass for optimal results

 

[Deleted member 6403]

 

[Deleted member 6191]

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Who be making this

 

[Deleted member 5180]

you are 15 so you can heightmaxx

 

[mulattomaxxer]

At 15 your best chance is to social circle maxx with your peers. You could try yubo but your chances will be alot better through trying to ascend through social circle. At lunch time if your in a mixed group talk to some of the girls.

If you sit next to a girl you find cute in class you can try and ascend that way.

 

[magnificentcel]

you are 15 so you can heightmaxx

How?

 

[magnificentcel]

At 15 your best chance is to social circle maxx with your peers. You could try yubo but your chances will be alot better through trying to ascend through social circle. At lunch time if your in a mixed group talk to some of the girls.

If you sit next to a girl you find cute in class you can try and ascend that way.

How can I social circle maxx?

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

Get off this site and stop being an aspie first of a

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

How?

I told you how but you too pussy

 

[magnificentcel]

Get off this site and stop being an aspie first of a

Why should I get off this site? And I don’t have aspergers.

 

[Deleted member 6341]

How can I social circle maxx?

Just talk to girls in your extended social circle.

If you are attractive enough, girls will flirt with you and give you chances.

If you are not attractive enough, girls won’t want to talk to you .

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

Why should I get off this site? And I don’t have aspergers.

Because it's a shithole and second off start heightmaxxing puberymaxxing and whatever but I know you won't cuz you're a pussy

 

[magnificentcel]

Because it's a shithole and second off start heightmaxxing puberymaxxing and whatever but I know you won't cuz you're a pussy

Why don’t you get off then?

 

[magnificentcel]

Just talk to girls in your extended social circle.

If you are attractive enough, girls will flirt with you and give you chances.

If you are not attractive enough, girls won’t want to talk to you .

What is minimum attractiveness for a girl to give you a chance

 

[JustBeCurry]

here is my paten pending 5-step guide to statusmaxxing in highscool:
1. dont be too autistic
2. sell drugs to the popular kids
3. get invited to parties
4. get a druggie gf and/or fuck the girls
5. profit

 

[Deleted member 3020]

here is my paten pending 5-step guide to statusmaxxing in highscool:
1. dont be too autistic
2. sell drugs to the popular kids
3. get invited to parties
4. get a druggie gf and/or fuck the girls
5. profit

im expelled and currently behind bars now what?

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

Why don’t you get off then?

Looksmax and rot

 

[JustBeCurry]

im expelled and currently behind bars now what?

well you trusted the wrong people fool, its not that hard to get away with it if you dont do it at school and you dont sell to narcs (not that i sell drugs or advocate doing so, FBI)

 

[magnificentcel]

here is my paten pending 5-step guide to statusmaxxing in highscool:
1. dont be too autistic
2. sell drugs to the popular kids
3. get invited to parties
4. get a druggie gf and/or fuck the girls
5. profit

How can I get a druggie gf

 

[Deleted member 5969]

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JFL who made this

 

[JustBeCurry]

How can I get a druggie gf

I literraly gave you a guide smh its not that hard legit most people i know got plugs and do something and if you run a monopoly on something youre gonna be golden.

 

[magnificentcel]

I literraly gave you a guide smh its not that hard legit most people i know got plugs and do something and if you run a monopoly on something youre gonna be golden.

Also I heard it’s easier to get girls if they’re drunk is that true

 

[6ft7Mogger]

I literraly gave you a guide smh its not that hard legit most people i know got plugs and do something and if you run a monopoly on something youre gonna be golden.

this actually works really well ngl

 

[6ft7Mogger]

Also I heard it’s easier to get girls if they’re drunk is that true

cant u social circle maxx at least make some freinds and MEW

 

[Deleted member 9670]

How?

jump

 

[JustBeCurry]

Also I heard it’s easier to get girls if they’re drunk is that true

yes duh but be really careful you can get fucked over and metooed really easily

 

[magnificentcel]

Is fucking drunk girls a crime?

 

[Deleted member 9670]

cant u social circle maxx at least make some freinds and MEW

i keep telling him he wont even mew or chew

 

[6ft7Mogger]

i keep telling him he wont even mew or chew

over for his iq

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Also I heard it’s easier to get girls if they’re drunk is that true

Don't do that.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Is fucking drunk girls a crime?

no

 

[Deleted member 6341]

What is minimum attractiveness for a girl to give you a chance

It depends on the girl, if the girl is very popular among men, she will have high standards, you might have to look better than 90% of her male friends to have any chance.

 

[magnificentcel]

i keep telling him he wont even mew or chew

I heard chewing lengthens midface

 

[magnificentcel]

no

I want a drunk gf

 

[magnificentcel]

Don't do that.

Why?

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Why?

You'll get charged for rape.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

I heard chewing lengthens midface

just don't chew with your back molars if you're worried about that

 

[magnificentcel]

You'll get charged for rape.

Is it seriously against the law to fuck a consenting drunk women?

 

[magnificentcel]

just don't chew with your back molars if you're worried about that

How is it even possible to not chew with your back molars

 

[Deleted member 9670]

How is it even possible to not chew with your back molars

you really are retarded over for you tbh just give up

 

[john2]

I want a drunk gf

Why would you want a gf?

That'll be annoying IRL. Just pump the drunk hoe and move on, never see her again. It'll be kinda disgusting, but it is what it is.

 

[Deleted member 5969]

Is it seriously against the law to fuck a consenting drunk women?

It doesn't really matter at this point, you'll get charged

 

[magnificentcel]

you really are retarded over for you tbh just give up

I’ll never give up

 

[Deleted member 8765]

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Is this what the blackpill community looks like in South Central, LA?

 

[mulattomaxxer]

How can I social circle maxx?

Talk to people and be fun to be around. Joining clubs can also work, but try and join a club which will have alot of NT people in it. Dont join the tabletop society because it will be full of aspie men, you will struggle to meet women this way. You want to have lots of connections/friends who like you.