How can I fucking get a girlfriend

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I need a fucking girlfriend now
 
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Be good looking enough to pull a girl off tinder, be likable enough and give dick good enough that she wants to keep seeing you, eventually she wants to be exclusive or she doesn’t

Edit: oh you’re 15... good luck buddy boyo
 
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take it up your ass for optimal results
 
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you are 15 so you can heightmaxx
 
At 15 your best chance is to social circle maxx with your peers. You could try yubo but your chances will be alot better through trying to ascend through social circle. At lunch time if your in a mixed group talk to some of the girls.

If you sit next to a girl you find cute in class you can try and ascend that way.
 
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mulattomaxxer said:
At 15 your best chance is to social circle maxx with your peers. You could try yubo but your chances will be alot better through trying to ascend through social circle. At lunch time if your in a mixed group talk to some of the girls.

If you sit next to a girl you find cute in class you can try and ascend that way.
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How can I social circle maxx?
 
Get off this site and stop being an aspie first of a
 
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magnificentcel said:
How can I social circle maxx?
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Just talk to girls in your extended social circle.

If you are attractive enough, girls will flirt with you and give you chances.

If you are not attractive enough, girls won’t want to talk to you .
 
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magnificentcel said:
Why should I get off this site? And I don’t have aspergers.
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Because it's a shithole and second off start heightmaxxing puberymaxxing and whatever but I know you won't cuz you're a pussy
 
WadlowMaxxing said:
Because it's a shithole and second off start heightmaxxing puberymaxxing and whatever but I know you won't cuz you're a pussy
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Why don’t you get off then?
 
Chineseguyslefort said:
Just talk to girls in your extended social circle.

If you are attractive enough, girls will flirt with you and give you chances.

If you are not attractive enough, girls won’t want to talk to you .
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What is minimum attractiveness for a girl to give you a chance
 
here is my paten pending 5-step guide to statusmaxxing in highscool:
1. dont be too autistic
2. sell drugs to the popular kids
3. get invited to parties
4. get a druggie gf and/or fuck the girls
5. profit
 
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JustBeCurry said:
here is my paten pending 5-step guide to statusmaxxing in highscool:
1. dont be too autistic
2. sell drugs to the popular kids
3. get invited to parties
4. get a druggie gf and/or fuck the girls
5. profit
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im expelled and currently behind bars now what?
 
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Aeons said:
im expelled and currently behind bars now what?
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well you trusted the wrong people fool, its not that hard to get away with it if you dont do it at school and you dont sell to narcs (not that i sell drugs or advocate doing so, FBI)
 
JustBeCurry said:
here is my paten pending 5-step guide to statusmaxxing in highscool:
1. dont be too autistic
2. sell drugs to the popular kids
3. get invited to parties
4. get a druggie gf and/or fuck the girls
5. profit
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How can I get a druggie gf
 
magnificentcel said:
How can I get a druggie gf
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I literraly gave you a guide smh its not that hard legit most people i know got plugs and do something and if you run a monopoly on something youre gonna be golden.
 
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JustBeCurry said:
I literraly gave you a guide smh its not that hard legit most people i know got plugs and do something and if you run a monopoly on something youre gonna be golden.
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Also I heard it’s easier to get girls if they’re drunk is that true
 
JustBeCurry said:
I literraly gave you a guide smh its not that hard legit most people i know got plugs and do something and if you run a monopoly on something youre gonna be golden.
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this actually works really well ngl
 
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Is fucking drunk girls a crime?
 
magnificentcel said:
What is minimum attractiveness for a girl to give you a chance
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It depends on the girl, if the girl is very popular among men, she will have high standards, you might have to look better than 90% of her male friends to have any chance.
 
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I want a drunk gf
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Why would you want a gf?

That'll be annoying IRL. Just pump the drunk hoe and move on, never see her again. It'll be kinda disgusting, but it is what it is.
 
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magnificentcel said:
How can I social circle maxx?
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Talk to people and be fun to be around. Joining clubs can also work, but try and join a club which will have alot of NT people in it. Dont join the tabletop society because it will be full of aspie men, you will struggle to meet women this way. You want to have lots of connections/friends who like you.
 
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