How can i Start a successful GoFundMe?

[Shahnameh]

I want to be able to start a GoFundMe to raise money for me to be able to mkve out of Australia, ideally a need as much money as possible.

What sob story and justification should i have on there?

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

I want to be able to start a GoFundMe to raise money for me to be able to mkve out of Australia, ideally a need as much money as possible.

What sob story and justification should i have on there?

SAy that you are Pakistani Hindu and are persecuted. Then market to Pajeets. Instant donations

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Be a nigger, get raped by the cops and have someone record it. Claim 20 million dollars for the raping to the court and start a Gofundme page

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Be a nigger, get raped by the cops and have someone record it. Claim 20 million dollars for the raping.

The problem is he aint a nigger exactly

 

[deadstock]

Larp as a foid

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

You can always say that you have a family back home who need emergency money for their deteriorating health

 

[Shahnameh]

SAy that you are Pakistani Hindu and are persecuted. Then market to Pajeets. Instant donations

Even better i should make it a pajeeta that will get all the simps. I feel like women get more donations.

Be a nigger, get raped by the cops and have someone record it. Claim 20 million dollars for the raping to the court and start a Gofundme page

Let me get my blackface make up

Larp as a foid

Will actually do this.

I saw female accounts get way more attention and donations while male ones with the same story got zero

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Even better i should make it a pajeeta that will get all the simps. I feel like women get more donations.



Let me get my blackface make up


Will actually do this.

I saw female accounts get way more attention and donations while male ones with the same story got zero

Larp as a woman and say that you need money for your chronic health conditions. Or even better your son or daughter

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Step one: be a girl

 

[Chadeep]

Even better i should make it a pajeeta that will get all the simps. I feel like women get more donations.

White women get the Most Donations

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I want to be able to start a GoFundMe to raise money for me to be able to mkve out of Australia, ideally a need as much money as possible.

What sob story and justification should i have on there?

Quit being a bitch and go work concrete in Darwin for 6 months. You'll have more than enough to get out and start a new life.

 

[Shahnameh]

Larp as a woman and say that you need money for your chronic health conditions. Or even better your son or daughter

That's a good idea, to pay for life saving surgery or some shit

 

[Shahnameh]

Quit being a bitch and go work concrete in Darwin for 6 months. You'll have more than enough to get out and start a new life.

How do i even get such a job? I would legit do it

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

How do i even get such a job? I would legit do it

Cant you work in the mines ? Or do they pay shit ? I heard blue collar pays decent there

 

[Shahnameh]

Cant you work in the mines ? Or do they pay shit ? I heard blue collar pays decent there

I have no experience but i guess i could fake it

 

[Shahnameh]

Larp as a woman and say that you need money for your chronic health conditions. Or even better your son or daughter

I coukd do that plus say the girls family all died in gaza or some shit

Poor refugee

 

[Lefty Rankin]

How do i even get such a job? I would legit do it

I don't know but I knew a lot of dudes in SE Asia from USA Canada and the UK who we're living large after going down there on a working holiday visa. They'd do 3 months fruit picking just so they could stay the whole year of the visa and then do 3 months concrete in Darwin and come back loaded enough to fund a couple more years of travel. If foreigners with no experience can just go there and do it surely you, being a citizen, would have no problems getting in.

Just search concrete jobs in Darwin on Google to get started. Or better yet, join Facebook groups centered around that kind of work. I know in the US the best way to get oil rig work with no experience is to join multiple Facebook groups and look for postings about laborers needed. That's how those types of bosses get people. They're always having openings.