HOW CHEWING CAUSED ME AN EGG HEAD

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I started chewing to get a better jaw by training masseters and that is what actually happened however my temporalis muscles are now very big.
my dad is forcing me to cut my hair short,i wanna do a buzz cut but my temporalis muscles are huge too.
so can you post short haircuts or solutions i can do
 
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Nah its over for you bud, you egghead
 
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You should've chewed better, also you were always subhuman probably just imagining things now
 
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Chewing like a retard usually does that
 
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no i cant:cry: my hair is only to my nose length so it isnt that long but they are strict he said i look like a female
In 3 yrs, he's gonna kick you out of his home
Atleast you can get a haircut of your choice
How long are you gonna be his obedient son
 
In 3 yrs, he's gonna kick you out of his home
Atleast you can get a haircut of your choice
How long are you gonna be his obedient son
but i have no choice he kept saying i should cut it for like 3 months but i kept saying yes dont worry but today he was extremely srs (can i pm u?)
 
I started chewing to get a better jaw by training masseters and that is what actually happened however my temporalis muscles are now very big.
my dad is forcing me to cut my hair short,i wanna do a buzz cut but my temporalis muscles are huge too.
so can you post short haircuts or solutions i can do
Dm me you’re face wtf is an egg face
 

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