how come females don’t have any shit when fucked anal

[6’1cel]

i smell my dick after and there’s thank god never any smell

you know it feels degenerate to fuck anal but when you’re fucking and in the heat of the moment you just want to fuck her in the ass bcus you’ve turned into at high t rabid chimp, and the ass just feels much better

cus like if i was fucked in the ass the guy’s dick would turn brown very quickly
mby it’s just that i have so much hair in my ass and that i literally have hair grow inside my colon

 

[Deleted member 13787]

cuz they eat a high fiber diet prob

 

[.👽.]

girls don't shit retard

 

[Deleted member 4054]

Because the black gentleman she fucked right before coming over packed it in further and cleared a path for you

 

[6’1cel]

Because the black gentleman she fucked right before coming over packed it in further and cleared a path for you

bless them for that tho

 

[Chadeep]

Must be a white woman thing.

 

[6’1cel]

Must be a white woman thing.

no also an arab woman and mulatto woman thing as far as i know

 

[actual9cmjawslayer]

They shit and then pump water into their colon to get anything left out if you had this planned with them

 

[6’1cel]

They shit and then pump water into their colon to get anything left out if you had this planned with them

yeah but it wasn’t planned

 

[TsarTsar444]

Women don't actually poop, its a conspiracy theory made by the NWO for men to accept that so that they become more likely to be gay

 

[6’1cel]

Women don't actually poop, its a conspiracy theory made by the NWO for men to accept that so that they become more likely to be gay

makes sense, i had a gf for 4 months and never saw or heard her poop

 

[TsarTsar444]

makes sense, i had a gf for 4 months and never saw or heard her poop

Indeed, never saw my female relatives pooping either, its the biggest conspiracy theories of them all, same for birds being robots

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

its a conspiracy theory made by the NWO

Norwood 0 ?!?!?!?

 

[TsarTsar444]

Norwood 0 ?!?!?!?

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They want to make us gay so that they could then herd all the real women

 

[6’1cel]

Indeed, never saw my female relatives pooping either, its the biggest conspiracy theories of them all, same for birds being robots

well actually the few times i saw my sister shit her shit was so gigantic, like 8 inches circumference and 12 inches length, and it stopped the toilet

mby just a serbian “girl” thing tho

 

[Chinacurry]

only fucked 5 foids anal, only really think it was good with 2 of them, have had shit come on my dick with 4 of them, so idk what you're talking about, you're prob not looking closely enough OP

 

[6’1cel]

only fucked 5 foids anal, only really think it was good with 2 of them, have had shit come on my dick with 4 of them, so idk what you're talking about, you're prob not looking closely enough OP

may i ask the ethnic backgrounds of these girls

 

[Chinacurry]

may i ask the ethnic backgrounds of these girls

white
Indian
thai
Chinese
Chinese (without condom)

 

[6’1cel]

white
Indian
thai
Chinese
Chinese (without condom)

which were the good ones

 

[Chinacurry]

which were the good ones

second Chinese and the white

 

[TITUS]

This thread is bait, from anal sex with a woman, to some retarded ogre delusional faggot telling us about the smell of his dick and how hairy his asshole is.
Got me.

 

[TITUS]

only fucked 5 foids anal, only really think it was good with 2 of them, have had shit come on my dick with 4 of them, so idk what you're talking about, you're prob not looking closely enough OP

Maybe he is delusional and just lying, who knows. Anal sex if unplanned is full of shit.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I don’t know. When I fucked my girl I just put my thumb in her asshole

 

[Chinacurry]

Maybe he is delusional and just lying, who knows. Anal sex if unplanned is full of shit.

agree, just part of the downside.

still if I had the right food in front of me now I'd stick it in without a moment's hesitation

 

[Chinacurry]

I don’t know. When I fucked my girl I just put my thumb in her asshole

you do that first sure, and there is no shit, but you're dick is like 3 times longer than your thumb, that's why it gets dirty.

I've only done it with one foid (but multiple times) without a condom, so if ur doing it with a foid u dont like that much just use a condom man

 

[TITUS]

you do that first sure, and there is no shit, but you're dick is like 3 times longer than your thumb, that's why it gets dirty.

I've only done it with one foid (but multiple times) without a condom, so if ur doing it with a foid u dont like that much just use a condom man

Never use condoms, they are haram.

 

[Vermilioncore]

you're dick is like 3 times longer than your thumb

Speak for yourself Chad, my dick sure as fuck ain’t 3 times longer than my thumb

 

[Clark69]

Obvious answer is hygiene. Girls are 10x more hygienic than men, and in the modern society where sex is rampart you best believe some women are ready to take it up the ass, so they clean out real good just incase

 

[Chinacurry]

Speak for yourself Chad, my dick sure as fuck ain’t 3 times longer than my thumb

whatever, 2.times then, u know what I mean.

and I'm not white so I.cant be a chad

 

[Vermilioncore]

whatever, 2.times then, u know what I mean.

and I'm not white so I.cant be a chad

Yeah, well, I want to fuck my girl tonight but I’ll see how it goes. I don’t want her to think I’m just using her for that. Even tho she did say after the last time we fucked “mmm, that’s all you’re good for. Just your dick. The only reason I come here.” And I got sad because there I was thinking it was a loving night and I was thinking things were going to be okay for us….but I guess I’m nothing. But she did say she was joking. I don’t like jokes

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Yeah, well, I want to fuck my girl tonight but I’ll see how it goes. I don’t want her to think I’m just using her for that. Even tho she did say after the last time we fucked “mmm, that’s all you’re good for. Just your dick. The only reason I come here.” And I got sad because there I was thinking it was a loving night and I was thinking things were going to be okay for us….but I guess I’m nothing. But she did say she was joking. I don’t like jokes

Bruh...enough sensitivity

 

[Vermilioncore]

Bruh...enough sensitivity

Sorry I’m a sensitive faggot I can’t help it it’s who I am

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Sorry I’m a sensitive faggot I can’t help it it’s who I am

No you are not. Go suntan your balls and do squats and OHP, and eat raw eggs and 1 lb of beef for dinner tonight

 

[Chinacurry]

Yeah, well, I want to fuck my girl tonight but I’ll see how it goes. I don’t want her to think I’m just using her for that. Even tho she did say after the last time we fucked “mmm, that’s all you’re good for. Just your dick. The only reason I come here.” And I got sad because there I was thinking it was a loving night and I was thinking things were going to be okay for us….but I guess I’m nothing. But she did say she was joking. I don’t like jokes

fuck man if a foid ever said anything like that to me, that they only value me for dick and face I'd be the king of the world

 

[Vermilioncore]

fuck man if a foid ever said anything like that to me, that they only value me for dick and face I'd be the king of the world

Shit hits different when it actually happens and you love her. If she was just some random woman I would understand but she’s the love of my life so it hurts like hell bruhh

 

[6’1cel]

This thread is bait, from anal sex with a woman, to some retarded ogre delusional faggot telling us about the smell of his dick and how hairy his asshole is.
Got me.

what kinda dirty swampmonsters are u fucking bruh

 

[Chinacurry]

Shit hits different when it actually happens and you love her. If she was just some random woman I would understand but she’s the love of my life so it hurts like hell bruhh

ok fair enough I can see why its painful then.

I guess I just never had that experience if a foid being physically attracted to me, so I'd just love to know how it feels, but I'm too autistic for it to ever happen so I just imagine it now instead.

 

[Vermilioncore]

ok fair enough I can see why its painful then.

I guess I just never had that experience if a foid being physically attracted to me, so I'd just love to know how it feels, but I'm too autistic for it to ever happen so I just imagine it now instead.

As weird as it sounds I would rather be a virgin my entire life without ever feeling the pain of lost love, than to have sex and fall in love and then lose her. Because in the second instance, you are left with a void that can never be filled and with constant depression and nostalgia, whereas the first instance you’re just simply sad without the saudade and empty feeling of knowing you once had something and now it’s gone.

 

[Chinacurry]

As weird as it sounds I would rather be a virgin my entire life without ever feeling the pain of lost love, than to have sex and fall in love and then lose her. Because in the second instance, you are left with a void that can never be filled and with constant depression and nostalgia, whereas the first instance you’re just simply sad without the saudade and empty feeling of knowing you once had something and now it’s gone.

yep also a.good point

 

[Lihito]

girls don't shit retard

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Brag thread. Reported.