How come Jake gyllenhaal gets to be good looking but I don’t ?

[Manletmachine]

Similarities between me and Jake gyllenhaal:

We both have brown hair
We’re both 5’11
We’re both white

But for some reason he’s handsome and I’m not. What causes this?

 

[laaltin]

He’s not handsome, just Hollywood halo

 

[apocalypse]

Life is unfair

 

[Luffymaxxing]

You live in the Uk, he doesn't

That's why

 

[Clark69]

he sucked the life force out of his sister to be gl with their genes

 

[lookism]

Status

 

[Manletmachine]

he sucked the life force out of his sister to be gl with their genes
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His sister is 5’9 tbf. You’d expect him to be taller so I guess she sucked height outta him

 

[Primalsplit]

But for some reason he’s handsome and I’m not. What causes this?

That reason is genetics.

 

[Entschuldigung]

It's his eyes
If he had brown eyes it I'd be over