How come ya niggas all bloat so easy?

[Rabbi]

I hear “ate a burger lost all my facial definition”?
“Broke my diet now I’m bloated” etc.

I’ve been eating trash for Christmas like a week straight and had 0 facial changes ofc imma stop for health reasons but other than gaining like a solid 10 kilograms of weight I don’t see any difference.

Is bloat a meme or are you guys being serious?

 

[Deleted member 9003]

You forgot that 70% of this forum is boneless

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Gee, I'm sorry for not having Gigachadpreet bone structure like you do, OP

 

[Rabbi]

Gee, I'm for not having Gigachadpreet bone structure like you do, OP

Not everyone can be part of the masterrace unfortunately

 

[Deleted member 10491]

gosh my hair is soooo annoying when i got out of the shower it took soooo long to dry because it's so long and thick and wavy, it sucks

 

[Rabbi]

gosh my hair is soooo annoying when i got out of the shower it took soooo long to dry because it's so long and thick and wavy, it sucks

Sad shit

 

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[Ritalincel]

gosh my hair is soooo annoying when i got out of the shower it took soooo long to dry because it's so long and thick and wavy, it sucks

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[Deleted member 9003]

But yeah I don’t get how guys get bloated so easily here.

 

[Rabbi]

 

[Tusseleif]

I just ate elk meat and a frozen pizza today and I still have bones and generally eaten without care during christmas. Idk how people get ugly and bloated so easily. Like I feel bloated too, but I still have bone definition. Maybe they’re talking about just feeling bloated and not actually being bloated?

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Rabbi]

I just ate elk meat and a frozen pizza today and I still have bones and generally eaten without care during christmas. Idk how people get ugly and bloated so easily. Like I feel bloated too, but I still have bone definition. Maybe they’re talking about just feeling bloated and not actually being bloated?

They say “my face is bloated” n shit I don’t get it.
Yea I feel a little heavy and weighed down but no facial changes

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

Legit
I think its a fwhr/bigonial pill, my zygos area has literally 0 fat but my lower third does get bloated kinda easily

 

[Deleted member 5927]

people with forward grown bones never look bloated. your facial structure is preventing your cheeks from looking chubby. meanwhile im lean as fuck and niggas acting like im obese because i don't have much forward growth

 

[Rabbi]

people with forward grown bones never look bloated. your facial structure is preventing your cheeks from looking chubby. meanwhile im lean as fuck and niggas acting like im obese because i don't have much forward growth

Does gym help with taking away water retention from your face?

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

people with forward grown bones never look bloated. your facial structure is preventing your cheeks from looking chubby. meanwhile im lean as fuck and niggas acting like im obese because i don't have much forward growth

Not forward growth, its lateral width id say. Forward growth would help with undereyes and naso folds tho i think. If you want a leaner looking lower third u should start chewing, which i plan to do too

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Does gym help with taking away water retention from your face?

Yes but I figured it out really. The whole water retention thing was sort of retarded. Really, I have shitty under eyes so water retention makes me have puffy under eye bags since there is no fat under my eyes and lack of under eye support as well.

Also, I had no money before this and was living a really low quality of life, I slept on the floor and had nothing to eat some days because my parents wouldn't feed me. Now that I'm in the military Chefs literally cook food in front of me with whatever I want in it and there's almost no salt in any of it so I don't bloat nearly as much.

I used to survive on ramen, hot pockets, and other store bought food that was filled with sodium. It's the only way I could eat.

Now I can afford to eat less carbs, less salt, and so I don't bloat as much. But I realized the bloating is really just my under eyes anyway. I just need implants is all.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

You have extremely defined and protruding bones that mitigate the effect of bloat

 

[Deleted member 10491]

Does gym help with taking away water retention from your face?

after i go for a run my psl increases by like 7 is it cuz i sweated out all the sodium and water? how do i keep it like that

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Not forward growth, its lateral width id say. Forward growth would help with undereyes and naso folds tho i think. If you want a leaner looking lower third u should start chewing, which i plan to do too

Not really true. I'm wide as fuck but not forward. It's all about stretching the skin, that's all it really is. If your skin is taunt over your bones, then it's not going to look all bulgy and chubby.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

not everyone has a gigachadpreet jaw

 

[Deleted member 5927]

after i go for a run my psl increases by like 7 is it cuz i sweated out all the sodium and water? how do i keep it like that

Native's full debloating guide

First off, this is going to be a bit of a long thread. The reason is bloating has many causes, and it's not something you can explain in two sentences, with that being said, continue reading. If I eat carbs I literally look deathtier 1 PSL. It makes me look like my face just got stung by bees...

looksmax.org

 

[Deleted member 3020]

first world problems

 

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[Deleted member 5927]

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I had to edit the post 3 fucking times the jew shit wouldn't work

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

Not really true. I'm wide as fuck but not forward. It's all about stretching the skin, that's all it really is. If your skin is taunt over your bones, then it's not going to look all bulgy and chubby.

Ye cuz ur jaw is narrow, im also wide zygos with narrow jaw. Is your lateral zygos area lean? If not then youre wide bc of neurocranium moreso than zygos. Chewing will give masseters which stretches the skin laterally and make the jaw look lean. Theres also an element of fat deposits, look up topical fat burner and apply it on ur cheeks.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Ye cuz ur jaw is narrow, im also wide zygos with narrow jaw. Is your lateral zygos area lean? If not then youre wide bc of neurocranium moreso than zygos. Chewing will give masseters which stretches the skin laterally and make the jaw look lean. Theres also an element of fat deposits, look up topical fat burner and apply it on ur cheeks.

My cheeks aren't actually fat, I just have a round jawline, narrow chins, and wide skull so it looks like my cheeks are chubby. In reality they aren't. I have to explain this to people every time. In person it's obvious because when I turn to the side you can see that my cheeks aren't chubby at all.

 

[Deleted member 1100]

I eat pizza every week and I never get fat.


Over for niggas with subhuman metabolisms

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

@Native wut. Its not a forward growth thing lmao, i have a projected mouth (not from forward growth but tipped alveolar ridge) and my cheeks r chubby yet zygos lean. Its all about the width

 

[Deleted member 5927]

@Native wut. Its not a forward growth thing lmao, i have a projected mouth (not from forward growth but tipped alveolar ridge) and my cheeks r chubby yet zygos lean. Its all about the width

i always look "bloated" despite having wide skull, I've never seen a single forward grown person look bloated.

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

i always look "bloated" despite having wide skull, I've never seen a single forward grown person look bloated.

Srry i sent that before u finished editing the other post. Yeah id imagine if you had a taller lower third and actually narrower angular bigonial youd look a lot leaner

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Srry i sent that before u finished editing the other post. Yeah id imagine if you had a taller lower third and actually narrower angular bigonial youd look a lot leaner

Yes that's what I'm saying. I am lean. That's literally just the shape of my facial anatomy. I'll never look much different than I do now, I have a naturally round face.

 

[TheEndHasNoEnd]

Yes that's what I'm saying. I am lean. That's literally just the shape of my facial anatomy. I'll never look much different than I do now, I have a naturally round face.

Ye but its not a forward growth thing, that wont fix it. Its a face shape thing, id imagine even if you had perfect forward growth it wont change that look. Your forward growth looks alright anyways

 

[Rabbi]

after i go for a run my psl increases by like 7 is it cuz i sweated out all the sodium and water? how do i keep it like that

Ketogenic diet perhaps for losing water weight

 

[Deleted member 10491]

Ketogenic diet perhaps for losing water weight

are u british ??

 

[Rabbi]

are u british ??

No lol

 

[Deleted member 10491]

No lol

where are u from my nigga? what kind of indian says perhaps unless they are a doctor

 

[Rabbi]

where are u from my nigga? what kind of indian says perhaps unless they are a doctor

New Zealand

 

[Deleted member 10491]

New Zealand

how do curries even end up over there?!!

 

[Lux]

My cheeks aren't actually fat, I just have a round jawline, narrow chins, and wide skull so it looks like my cheeks are chubby. In reality they aren't. I have to explain this to people every time. In person it's obvious because when I turn to the side you can see that my cheeks aren't chubby at all.

chad

 

[johncruz12345]

how do curries even end up over there?!!

They had to cross the Indian ocean with rafts.

 

[Incoming]

Shut up fgt I don’t have bones

 

[toth77]

@karbo xdxd

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I hear “ate a burger lost all my facial definition”?
“Broke my diet now I’m bloated” etc.

I’ve been eating trash for Christmas like a week straight and had 0 facial changes ofc imma stop for health reasons but other than gaining like a solid 10 kilograms of weight I don’t see any difference.

Is bloat a meme or are you guys being serious?

Part of it is body dysmorphia tbh

 

[audreyen]

Never been bloated before in my life and I’ve lived a pretty shit lifestyle at times. Bloating must be the ultimate subhuman trait tbh

Spoiler: Oops

 

[karbo]

Part of it is body dysmorphia tbh

this tbh, i used to be utterly terrified of sodium, thinking it bloats me up so bad, then one day i unknowingly ate 20 grams worth of salt in food and looked the same the next day, only found out the salt content 2 weeks later

one of my most mogger selfie with hollow cheeks was taken on the day i consumed ~3000 calories of ONLY shit food (cheetos chips, marlenka cake, gummy bears etc.)
i realized its rather the type of food like lactose gluten or dairy that i dont react well to, if i eat bread or drink milk i just bloat up like insane and even get acne and feel like shit

 

[Deleted member 9699]

I think people get that bloated look due to high sodium intake and low water consumption

 

[Deleted member 6723]

		hi

 

[RichardSpencel]

What bloat??