How do Cumskins wipe there Ass with just Tissue

[Deleted member 20996]

> be me
> go work
> need to shit out curry from last night because it was spicy
> my aim was to hold it for 10 hours until i get home
> realise it wont work
> go to toilet which i never use at work as i only use urinal
> feel extremely gross being near one
> take everything on top off
> try to hover above the toilet
> give up
> my skin touches the toilet seat and feeling like sawing my legs off due to all the bacteria
> release a payload into the toilet
> others in the toilet along with lady cleaner
> wait 20 mins until everyone goes
> get up from seat
> use a whole loo roll and wipe my ass
> 2 hours later ass is so itchy
> go back to toilet and get more tissue to scratch my anus

why are they like this.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African men wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Eat curry
Shit is now watery
Now you smell like Mumbai streets

 

[fauxfox]

Wet wipes mog

 

[lordgandy2000]

> be me
> go work
> need to shit out curry from last night because it was spicy
> my aim was to hold it for 10 hours until i get home
> realise it wont work
> go to toilet which i never use at work as i only use urinal
> feel extremely gross being near one
> take everything on top off
> try to hover above the toilet
> give up
> my skin touches the toilet seat and feeling like sawing my legs off due to all the bacteria
> release a payload into the toilet
> others in the toilet along with lady cleaner
> wait 20 mins until everyone goes
> get up from seat
> use a whole loo roll and wipe my ass
> 2 hours later ass is so itchy
> go back to toilet and get more tissue to scratch my anus

why are they like this.

Dravidian moggers like @Zer0/∞ don't even wipe they just wash their ass in the Ganges river

 

[sub5inchcel]

real, it sticks becauae of hairy ass

 

[Gargantuan]

I don't. Toilet paper is straight-up disgusting. I use DUDE wipes instead.

 

[Frank Jack]

I don't. Toilet paper is straight-up disgusting. I use DUDE wipes instead.

I've been told there's an app for this site. Where is it?

 

[Dystopian]

Dont act like you don’t shit in the street without cleaning

 

[Gargantuan]

I've been told there's an app for this site. Where is it?

I'm not aware of any app existing but I always order them from their site.

 

[Frank Jack]

I'm not aware of any app existing but I always order them from their site.

Lol I meant an app for this site looksmax.org. was told there was an app for it

 

[Gonthar]