how do i fart less?

[Deleted member 15866]

title. i have genetic farting problem.

 

[Deleted member 18361]

easily the worst and useless user on here

if u disappeared, nothing would change

 

[Deleted member 5815]

it's your diet tbh I never fart except after drinking beer it must be the grains

 

[Deleted member 15866]

it's your diet tbh I never fart except after drinking beer it must be the grains

i dont even eat exessive protein tbh. i might look into medical solutions...

 

[2d v2]

you have to plunge out your asshole with a toilet plunger

 

[2d v2]

or put a penis pump on your asshole and suck all the farts out

 

[Lorsss]

I ferment dried legumes 24 hours inside a water solution of sourdough powder.
The yeasts are supposed to digest toxins that make one fart

 

[2d v2]

I ferment dried legumes 24 hours inside a water solution of sourdough powder.
The yeasts are supposed to digest toxins that make one fart

yeah right, that sounds like it would make you fart a shit load

 

[Deleted member 19066]

easily the worst and useless user on here

if u disappeared, nothing would change

@Bonesbonesbonesbone Was far more retarded

 

[Mouthbreath]

less protein

 

[Matthias8272]

You don't like to hotbox yourself under the blanket?

 

[Deleted member 15866]

easily the worst and useless user on here

if u disappeared, nothing would change

You don't like to hotbox yourself under the blanket?

today it was too fucking hot it would power a city but unfortunately it smells bad

 

[Deleted member 15854]

title. i have genetic farting problem.

check ur stools and weight gain ability, could be malabsorption

 

[Mr. Effulgence]

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