How do i get off school for a week?

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School is starting soon need a extra week off best ways to convince my dad?/fake being sick
 
Use the toilet, number 2+1, dont flush and put your head into the toilet water. Start drinking profusely for about 10 secs. From this you can gain a whole plethora of diseases including:
  • Cholera – extreme watery diarrhea, can be life-threatening
  • Typhoid fever
  • E. coli infection
  • Salmonella
  • Shigella
  • Hepatitis A
  • Norovirus / Rotavirus
  • Parasites like Giardia, Cryptosporidium, Entamoeba

This will garuntee you about 3-20 days 👍👍
 

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