How do i get off school for a week?

[Bingcell:jb]

School is starting soon need a extra week off best ways to convince my dad?/fake being sick

 

[Deleted member 288009]

Use the toilet, number 2+1, dont flush and put your head into the toilet water. Start drinking profusely for about 10 secs. From this you can gain a whole plethora of diseases including:

• Cholera – extreme watery diarrhea, can be life-threatening
• Typhoid fever
• E. coli infection
• Salmonella
• Shigella
• Hepatitis A
• Norovirus / Rotavirus
• Parasites like Giardia, Cryptosporidium, Entamoeba

This will garuntee you about 3-20 days