How do I help my gaycel friend?

[leveruis]

My friend is gay but fat as fuck so he gets no dick and is depressed as a result. The last time we had a party he got blackout and then cried for 3 hours in the corner before falling asleep. Ruined the mood and all the girls kept trying to console him so I didn't get any pussy. The problem is he only listens to the girls and refuses to take my or any of his gay friend's advice that he needs to lose weight. How do I subtly get him to be not a crying fat ass so I can fuck his girl friends?

 

[petsmart]

Take one for the team and offer him your own ass

 

[leveruis]

Take one for the team and offer him your own ass

He is a bottom so I'd need to poopdick myself

 

[petsmart]

He is a bottom so I'd need to poopdick myself

not gay if you’re not receiving

 

[SubSigma]

If you can’t pull men as a gay guy it’s truely over.

 

[RAITEIII]

Be a good friend and cream his ass nicely yourself. Then inject him with test