How do I reattach pubic hair to my face, I can't grow a beard.

[Alerthane]

I can't grow a beard. I'll rip off all my pubes to get one, how do I attach them? Sewing, Glue?

 

[Vrowding]

needling

 

[Alerthane]

Have you heard of sounding the pubes

 

[imalone]

melt your skin with a lighter and press them on

 

[Alerthane]

melt your skin with a lighter and press them on

YYYYYYOIIEEEKSS! OW OW OW!!! THAT HURTS

 

[agarthancha]

I heard if you pull the whole pensi out the hairs come with

 

[Alerthane]

YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THAT HURTS LIKE SHIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO DO THAT WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO DO THAT WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO DO THAT WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO DO THAT WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO DO THAT THAT HURTS LIKE SHIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I CANT FUCKING TTAKE THIS PAIN ANY MOARRRREEEEEEE WTFFFFFF IM SO FUCKING INTENSE RIGHT NOW YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU DID THIS TO ME

 

[sxupernoob]

Gem

 

[proximaspilled]

I can't grow a beard. I'll rip off all my pubes to get one, how do I attach them? Sewing, Glue?

best post of today

 

[Alerthane]

Gem

Foid pfp L FOID

 

[sxupernoob]

Foid pfp L FOID

Fckin hate foids. Fckin hayte.

 

[Alerthane]

Fckin hate foids. Fckin hayte.

Why do you have one in your icon, you drooling dribbling fucking retard. I bet you still suckle on your fat retarded mom's tit.

 

[sxupernoob]

Why do you have one in your icon, you drooling dribbling fucking retard. I bet you still suckle on your fat retarded mom's tit.

Because she's just so funny!

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

beards are ugly