how do i talk about sex?

[Deleted member 19548]

if you don’t know i’m a 23yo khhv. i will probably lose it to an escort in the next couple of months because it is a huge mental block. then i will talk to girls more and see if anything happens now i am becoming less ugly

i am hopeless at lying but i guess it would be easy enough just to say that i lost it at 18 to a random if anybody asked me, because 23 would surely be a huge turn off. but i wouldn’t know how to explain my lack of girlfriends in those 5 years, especially to a girl i was dating. this is why i worry i can never have a normal relationship and will end up having to escortcel for life

if i said i never had a ltr because of depression would that make it less weird? i feel like most normal people would understand if a serious mental illness stopped someone from dating, but i’m not sure. of course it is not the only factor but it is true

bros how do i answer these kinds of questions. am i overthinking it? serious answers only pls

tagging the minecrafters @turkproducer @CupOfCoffee @Leonardo DiCaprio @Toth's thot @Jamesothy @Gargantuan @Danish_Retard @aBetterMii @Lars @TsarTsar444

 

[Matthias8272]

No ltr because of depression is even worse, you don't wnat to reveal mental illness to anyone you want to develop a social connection with

 

[Danish_Retard]

Just say you didn't want to "settle down" or some bullshit.

 

[Survivor95]

I was virgin until 25, lost to nu ex girlfriend who was older than me. First tine is really weird but after that You'll get used to. I don't recomand for the first tine și with an excort, or ar least tell her, because will be a not good experience specially If You're anxieous and need to pay some cash also.

 

[Deleted member 19548]

No ltr because of depression is even worse, you don't wnat to reveal mental illness to anyone you want to develop a social connection with

they would find out anyway

Just say you didn't want to "settle down" or some bullshit.

that only works if they think i’m a player

 

[Matthias8272]

See an escort for practise and you will also not be lying in doing so

 

[Deleted member 19548]

See an escort for practise and you will also not be lying in doing so

wdym not lying in doing so? i’m not going to tell anyone i saw an escort

 

[Matthias8272]

wdym not lying in doing so? i’m not going to tell anyone i saw an escort

I was implying the statement "I've lost my virginity" isn't lying.All you would have to put at the end is at x age if you want to lie, not a very big lie

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I came here to say something funny but I noticed it's a serious thread so I won't , here have a bump and a rep jim.

 

[Deleted member 19548]

I came here to say something funny but I noticed it's a serious thread so I won't , here have a bump and a rep jim.

ohhhh that is so kind thank you !!!! XxXx

 

[Deleted member 15338]

@anya would u take virginity of OP ?

 

[john2]

i will probably lose it to an escort in the next couple of months because it is a huge mental block.

I escortceled with a hot stacylite and lost my virginity, I don't regret it.
Just go for it brah. You'll view and treat women very differently afterwards.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

I escortceled with a hot stacylite and lost my virginity, I don't regret it.
Just go for it brah. You'll view and treat women very differently afterwards.

is that a sin john2?

 

[john2]

is that a sin john2?

 

[Gargantuan]

I'm in a somewhat similar situation to you. I turned 24 last month and I'm still a virgin as well.

I never really cared about it that much for the past few years but as of late I've been getting really frustrated about it, quite frankly.
My plan is to finally try and use some dating apps this coming summer hoping to get at least 1 hook up and if that doesn't work out, I'll go to an escort.
Perhaps you could give online dating a try as well and if it doesn't work out, go and see an escort.

It's far from ideal but we cannot turn back time so we just have to try and make the best of it now.

There might be a glimpse of hope though, my best friend who is 22 recently got his first girlfriend and he met her through online dating.

 

[Deleted member 19548]

I'm in a somewhat similar situation to you. I turned 24 last month and I'm still a virgin as well.

I never really cared about it that much for the past few years but as of late I've been getting really frustrated about it, quite frankly.
My plan is to finally try and use some dating apps this coming summer hoping to get at least 1 hook up and if that doesn't work out, I'll go to an escort.
Perhaps you could give online dating a try as well and if it doesn't work out, go and see an escort.

It's far from ideal but we cannot turn back time so we just have to try and make the best of it now.

There might be a glimpse of hope though, my best friend who is 22 recently got his first girlfriend and he met her through online dating.

your friend makes me think it will be alright in the end. for some reason i feel 90 even though we are both still young. we will make it brother

I escortceled with a hot stacylite and lost my virginity, I don't regret it.
Just go for it brah. You'll view and treat women very differently afterwards.

fucking jhon out of nowhere with the batista bomb based bro, how do you see them differently?

 

[john2]

fucking jhon out of nowhere with the batista bomb based bro, how do you see them differently?

Hard to explain. Your preconceptions about foids change.
You'll start to simp after pussy less and you're more likely to be based once you know what women are like. It's just a very different feeling and perception, man.
Not sure about you, but I found sex to be worse than what i thought it would initially feel like, especially sex with a condom. Maybe it will be quite different and more pleasurable without a condom. Speaking purely in terms of physical pleasure, masturbating mogs in my opinion.

 

[aBetterMii]

Def bang a HOT escort. Then say you were just not trying for a relatibship in that time you were younger and having fun (somewhat true, you probably werent looking for cause of rotting and "having fun" playing vidya to cope) and say you banged a girl a year ago when you dabbled in the scene but didnt work out with her

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Def bang a HOT escort. Then say you were just not trying for a relatibship in that time you were younger and having fun (somewhat true, you probably werent looking for cause of rotting and "having fun" playing vidya to cope) and say you banged a girl a year ago when you dabbled in the scene but didnt work out with her

i will do it

 

[aBetterMii]

i will do it

It also helps alot to not feel behind when you date. If youre virgin and shes not youll feel behind and it will cause resentment

 

[Deleted member 19548]

It also helps alot to not feel behind when you date. If youre virgin and shes not youll feel behind and it will cause resentment

exactly, i feel like an alien around girls especially when they talk about their boyfriends and shit

 

[germanlooks]

if i said i never had a ltr because of depression would that make it less weird?

No don’t mention something like depression.

Rather say that you really were busy with school/college/work and focusing on yourself and your future during this time which is the reason why you didn’t look for a LTR back then

 

[Gonthar]

if you don’t know i’m a 23yo khhv. i will probably lose it to an escort in the next couple of months because it is a huge mental block. then i will talk to girls more and see if anything happens now i am becoming less ugly

Just say: "Hi! I'm Jim....and I'm here to fuck...".

 

[Deleted member 12002]

if you don’t know i’m a 23yo khhv. i will probably lose it to an escort in the next couple of months because it is a huge mental block. then i will talk to girls more and see if anything happens now i am becoming less ugly

i am hopeless at lying but i guess it would be easy enough just to say that i lost it at 18 to a random if anybody asked me, because 23 would surely be a huge turn off. but i wouldn’t know how to explain my lack of girlfriends in those 5 years, especially to a girl i was dating. this is why i worry i can never have a normal relationship and will end up having to escortcel for life

if i said i never had a ltr because of depression would that make it less weird? i feel like most normal people would understand if a serious mental illness stopped someone from dating, but i’m not sure. of course it is not the only factor but it is true

bros how do i answer these kinds of questions. am i overthinking it? serious answers only pls

tagging the minecrafters @turkproducer @CupOfCoffee @Leonardo DiCaprio @Toth's thot @Jamesothy @Gargantuan @Danish_Retard @aBetterMii @Lars @TsarTsar444

I'm gonna give you a video response to this tomorrow. I tried just now but am too tired and couldn't stick to the point. Went off on too many tangents.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

jm i thought you deleted account

why did you come back to this shithole

 

[darkness97]

this is like asking how to do a hat-trick online. you can get some tips and shit, but your best bet is to get on the ice and practice. but unlike hockey, making moves is extremely nerve-wracking because rejection is likely.

women want sex too, so if the girl likes you at some point it will just come up naturally. but you as a man kind of have to take the lead.

if you are uncapable of doing this then you are better of just getting an escort. if you want to play the longer more funner game just find a girl you like, make her your girlfriend, and talking about sex should be easier.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

if you don’t know i’m a 23yo khhv. i will probably lose it to an escort in the next couple of months because it is a huge mental block. then i will talk to girls more and see if anything happens now i am becoming less ugly

i am hopeless at lying but i guess it would be easy enough just to say that i lost it at 18 to a random if anybody asked me, because 23 would surely be a huge turn off. but i wouldn’t know how to explain my lack of girlfriends in those 5 years, especially to a girl i was dating. this is why i worry i can never have a normal relationship and will end up having to escortcel for life

if i said i never had a ltr because of depression would that make it less weird? i feel like most normal people would understand if a serious mental illness stopped someone from dating, but i’m not sure. of course it is not the only factor but it is true

bros how do i answer these kinds of questions. am i overthinking it? serious answers only pls

tagging the minecrafters @turkproducer @CupOfCoffee @Leonardo DiCaprio @Toth's thot @Jamesothy @Gargantuan @Danish_Retard @aBetterMii @Lars @TsarTsar444

 

[Vermilioncore]

Hi bro

 

[Danish_Retard]

Appreciate the video.

Watched it at 2x speed though lol.


But you're probably right, I don't really have as much life experience to put it up against but it seems true.

 

[Deleted member 19548]

thank you for this i really appreciate it, you didn't have to take time out of your day to give advice to a random so thank you

 

[Deleted member 12002]

thank you for this i really appreciate it, you didn't have to take time out of your day to give advice to a random so thank you

You ain't no random Jim. We go way back. I remember you and your old account.

 

[HerpDerpson]

so if the girl likes you at

Over.