How do I wipe my ass?

[asdvek]

Hello, there. I was wondering, asking this forum, how do I wipe my ass? Everytime I take a crap and then try to wipe afterwards, the shit on the toilet paper never goes away and it's always dirty, and if I leave it like that then pull my pants up, a few hours later I find my underwear in shit.

How do I wipe my ass after taking a shit, properly?

 

[asdvek]

How do I wipe my ass I'll video call you from the toilet and you can give me instructions from there like how do I do it etc

 

[bndar.337]

Use a bidet

 

[asdvek]

Use a bidet

Whats that

 

[bndar.337]

Whats that

Shit cleaner

 

[asdvek]

Shit cleaner

Idk what that is just tell me how to wipe with toilet paper

 

[SubSigma]

Pinch and scrub with the toilet paper. Use wipes if u have to after

 

[Alexanderr]

Idk what that is just tell me how to wipe with toilet paper

Front -> Back
Front -> Back
Front -> Back
Repeat until the paper is entirely white again.

 

[coispet]

Front -> Back
Front -> Back
Front -> Back
Repeat until the paper is entirely white again.

Or wash it

 

[Alexanderr]

Or, you could use baby wipes. Just make sure to dispose of them in a bin or something (that you throw away) as they'll clog your toilet.

 

[asdvek]

Or, you could use baby wipes. Just make sure to dispose of them in a bin or something (that you throw away) as they'll clog your toilet.

Hmm oh wow the admins of this forum are useful thanks man.

 

[i_love_roosters]

Have your dad cum on your hand and wipe it with it

 

[News]

Get a tissue