How do people piss during sex?

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This breaks my mind, i cant figure it out.
Ive tried it before but i cant piss when Im hard, i mean how do they do it.
I think im actually infertile :(
 
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me neither. When Im hard, I have to force out the pee.

jfl at being hard when you need to pee. recipe for disaster
 
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me neither. When Im hard, I have to force out the pee.

jfl at being hard when you need to pee. recipe for disaster
yes, but srs,
how do people do it, is a mystery.
like, my dad had to do it to make me
thats 100% sure but i dont get it
:dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
disturbing shit ngl
@RabidRosaries @Tallooksmaxxer @BigJimsWornOutTires
 
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yes, but srs,
how do people do it, is a mystery.
like, my dad had to do it to make me
thats 100% sure but i dont get it
:dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
disturbing shit ngl
@RabidRosaries @Tallooksmaxxer @BigJimsWornOutTires
you can pee but you have to really FORCE it out. I mean PUSH
 
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yes, but srs,
how do people do it, is a mystery.
like, my dad had to do it to make me
thats 100% sure but i dont get it
:dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
disturbing shit ngl
@RabidRosaries @Tallooksmaxxer @BigJimsWornOutTires
better than pissing after cumming, it hurts.
 
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@rightfulcel
is this a medical issue?
i cant even force it when im erect
 
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@rightfulcel
is this a medical issue?
i cant even force it when im erect
i think that's how its supposed to be. like, imagine mixing your cum with your pee during sex:lul:
 
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i think that's how its supposed to be. like, imagine mixing your cum with your pee during sex:lul:
but they are same! :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
like how is it possible?!
i think i have blockage
 
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but they are same! :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
like how is it possible?!
i think i have blockage
bro, you know how sometimes your pee is yellow and water like? That's normal.

BUT sometimes you let out pee that is white and sticky? and it feels good? That's a special kind of pee.:feelsez:
 
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idk never tried sex
i appreciate your attempt at consoling me but
how does it work
why is everybody refusing to tell me!!??:feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:

bro, you know how sometimes your pee is yellow and water like? That's normal.

BUT sometimes you let out pee that is white and sticky? and it feels good? That's a special kind of pee.:feelsez:
No, thats the cleaning cream.
thats the wrong one, thats to clean the penis from inside.
im talking about the other stuff
 
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I can piss while rock hard hahhaaha you pissless loser :lul:
 
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I can piss while rock hard hahhaaha you pissless loser :lul:
@Tallooksmaxxer @8PSLcel
SEE?! SEE??!!?
I WAS RIGHT
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS
WHY ARE YOU LYING :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
 
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i appreciate your attempt at consoling me but
how does it work
why is everybody refusing to tell me!!??:feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:


No, thats the cleaning cream.
thats the wrong one, thats to clean the penis from inside.
im talking about the other stuff
other one???? I'm not sure man:whatfeels:
 
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@Tallooksmaxxer @8PSLcel
SEE?! SEE??!!?
I WAS RIGHT
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS
WHY ARE YOU LYING :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
idk maybe manlets have different body mechanics
 
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@Tallooksmaxxer @8PSLcel
SEE?! SEE??!!?
I WAS RIGHT
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS
WHY ARE YOU LYING :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
b b b but i wasnt lying, i have trouble peeing while hard
 
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both of us need to go to fertility clinic
someone need to shine a light in our dicks :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
the anatomy cant be rite
we have blocked dick itus
 
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It's true

Certainly not easy but I can do it

MOTHERFUCKAR 😡
thank you!
so im right! this is how its supposed to work!
I bet this is like tongue posture but for dicks or something
like something is blocking the proper channels
@zv1212 you gotta be chadlite or something, so its not perfectly developed

boys we need to get to the bottom of this:feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
 
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@zv1212 @8PSLcel @rightfulcel @Tallooksmaxxer

i have compiled the following information:


As I thought, 80% of men can not even reproduce! :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
only chads can piss during sex! this is why women only mate with them!

there has to be surgery for this.
maybe we can softmaxx by inserting screwdrivers into our willies
 
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@zv1212 @8PSLcel @rightfulcel @Tallooksmaxxer

i have compiled the following information:


As I thought, 80% of men can not even reproduce! :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
only chads can piss during sex! this is why women only mate with them!

there has to be surgery for this.
maybe we can softmaxx by inserting screwdrivers into our willies
piss while having sex or die trying
 
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thank you!
so im right! this is how its supposed to work!
I bet this is like tongue posture but for dicks or something
like something is blocking the proper channels
@zv1212 you gotta be chadlite or something, so its not perfectly developed

boys we need to get to the bottom of this:feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
Nigga its not that deep

When you are erect there is high amount of blood which causes the passageway to your blatter to he pushed inwards and this making the pee tunnel far thinner, when you do manage to pee it requires excessive force to push through that passage.
 
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piss while having sex or die trying
take the piss pill
i think this is the next level boys :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
this is the ceiling weve been looking for
most men actually CAN NOT EVEN REPRODUCE because they cant piss during sex! :feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
this is insane guys!
 
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This breaks my mind, i cant figure it out.
Ive tried it before but i cant piss when Im hard, i mean how do they do it.
I think im actually infertile :(
It takes a while for most guys don't worry, and if it does that means you're in luck as women enjoy when a man has a long sex drive (taking a while to ejaculate)
 
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Nigga its not that deep

When you are erect there is high amount of blood which causes the passageway to your blatter to he pushed inwards and this making the pee tunnel far thinner, when you do manage to pee it requires excessive force to push through that passage.
you dont understand. this is just world fallacy
just because you are chatlite and you can reproduce, though only barely, by pissing during coitus
doesnt mean that us lesser creatures can :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
keep that in mind you rude man! :feelswhat:
 
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It takes a while for most guys don't worry, and if it does that means you're in luck as women enjoy when a man has a long sex drive (taking a while to ejaculate)
i think they will not like me once they realize i am anatomical freak
@Nameless_Sunflower is a medical doctor irl, he will know what to do about this
 
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Sex ed teacher said it's impossible
 
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Sex ed teacher said it's impossible
SHE WAS CLEARLY LYIGN THEN
cuz i have MULTIPLE ppl
in this thread
AND MY other thread
saying they
CAN
and
DO
piss when hard:feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:

take that Mrs. Kozłowska HA! :bigbrain::bigbrain::bigbrain::bigbrain:
 
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my ex’s friend said a guy pissed in her mouth once when she was giving him a bj :lul: idk if gross or alpha af
 
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my ex’s friend said a guy pissed in her mouth once when she was giving him a bj :lul: idk if gross or alpha af
I read copypasta about guy who pissed in vagina
 
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my ex’s friend said a guy pissed in her mouth once when she was giving him a bj :lul: idk if gross or alpha af
beyond alpha
a bitch can forget 1000 dicks but not the taste of ur piss :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
 
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This breaks my mind, i cant figure it out.
Ive tried it before but i cant piss when Im hard, i mean how do they do it.
I think im actually infertile :(
Bro it's so hard. I literally have to close my eyes and mentally direct all my focus into peeing :trepidation:
 
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Bro it's so hard. I literally have to close my eyes and mentally direct all my focus into peeing :trepidation:
:feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
we are not even human!! :feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
i cant do it
I CANT DO IT
burning-fire.gif
 
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Who the hell pisses during sex?
 
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What you see in porn is not "reproduction"...
idk, one time watched video where they zoomed in and I could see flippers in the piss
seemed convincing enough to me :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
 
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You can squeeze a small stream out if you clench your prostate hard enough, but it’s miniscule. Only useful for the symbolic pissing on her face or other humiliations
 
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You can squeeze a small stream out if you clench your prostate hard enough, but it’s miniscule. Only useful for the symbolic pissing on her face or other humiliations
OHH thats only because you have underdeveloped urethra though:feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe::feelshehe:
if you were chad you could piss freely how curious :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
 
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the piss pill destroyed me
 
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