How do the forum chads go out by themselves?

[Deleted member 18244]

It’s summertime and daddy’s feeling horny, therefore I have to go out since I don’t even have NT pics for online dating nor anyone to take them (long story)

How would an extremely high inhib oldcel schizo that doesn’t drink go about going out by myself? I just feel like finding a milf bar in London and get a curvy 30+ tbh . Should I just show up and drink orr?

 

[Deleted member 18244]

@thecel dont laugh nigga daddy needs advice

 

[thecel]

@thecel dont laugh nigga daddy needs advice

Just mog bro. You're a mogger.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Just mog bro. You're a mogger.

Dude i’m sub5

 

[thecel]

Dude i’m sub5

mogs me

 

[Deleted member 18890]

It’s summertime and daddy’s feeling horny, therefore I have to go out since I don’t even have NT pics for online dating nor anyone to take them (long story)

How would an extremely high inhib oldcel schizo that doesn’t drink go about going out by myself? I just feel like finding a milf bar in London and get a curvy 30+ tbh . Should I just show up and drink orr?

You can take the nt pics yourself with a gorilla pod and camera with a timer

 

[Deleted member 18244]

You can take the nt pics yourself with a gorilla pod and camera with a timer

How much is a gorilla pod? Isnt that extremely sad to do outside thov

 

[Deleted member 18890]

How much is a gorilla pod? Isnt that extremely sad to do outside thov

Bro no one gave a fuck when i did it outside
Be low inhib just do it somewhere where no one will see you if you’re so worried

Theyre like $50
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[Deleted member 17525]

It’s summertime and daddy’s feeling horny, therefore I have to go out since I don’t even have NT pics for online dating nor anyone to take them (long story)

How would an extremely high inhib oldcel schizo that doesn’t drink go about going out by myself? I just feel like finding a milf bar in London and get a curvy 30+ tbh . Should I just show up and drink orr?

I'm sorry but Chads don't go out by themselves

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

CHAD PROBLEM SOLVER TO THE RESCUE!

This is what you do. Hire an escort. Prearrange a breakup at the pub. Explain to her she needs to make that shit look real. Perhaps prewrite her a script. Something like:

"Why did you have to sleep with my brother and dad after I gave you half of a million pounds??" You say out loud where everyone can hear, mainly, the other women.

She'll then scream, "Because I never loved you! You always worshipped me and your big dick just wasn't enough! I'm breaking up with you!" She'll then walk towards the exit door not before saying, "I'm now leaving. Goodbye!"

You'll then become conspicuously unhappy yet keep a good attitude about it. Trust me, a woman will approach you.