How do u get a girlfriend (serious)

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Please tell me
 
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It won't work for you.
 
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Improve your PeRsOnaliTy bro.
 
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grindr.com
 
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Be confident bro just take a shower bro
 
join a social circle. Become friends with a guy who has a girlfriend. Try to flirt with your friends girlfriends friends
 
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How NT are you?
 
Implant cheekbones
 
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It won't work for you.
Look at you fools sitting there waiting , waiting on old @Tony to save your bacon once again! I seen more inspiring corpses then you lot. LIFE IS FOR THE LIVING , and if you dont want to live let someone else have the privilege AND GET OUT OF THE WAY! You're pathetic , every last one of you aside from @Tony and the only thing pathetic about him is the fact that he associates with you fools. Must make him feel good taking care of the simple minded , the desperate and the needy. Well my daddy said sympathy is for the weak! , you get what you deserve. You got to kill to eat thats what this country is. Every man equal , every man for himself. But you lot , you lot aint got no real fight in you . Old @Tony has made a fool of himself trying to save you an thats the truth
 
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Hard as fuck outside of social circles. Tinder doesn't work if you are not good looking, cold approaching same.
 
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Just improve ur self bro and grind. The girls will come.
 
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Just be respectful of women, listen to their problems, and be generous and women will flock to you. Make sure to be confident and have a good personality.

Don't worry, buddy. There's always someone out there... somewhere...
 
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TikTok hair max and wear earrings and get social circle
 
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First, learn to play pattycake.

Girls playing pattycake smiling side view picture id72930730


Then start frequenting parks and playgrounds.

When you spot a gaggle of girls just casually mosey on over and join in on the festivities. You'll be a real hit.
 
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be good and God will bring her to you
 
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Just be respectful of women, listen to their problems, and be generous and women will flock to you. Make sure to be confident and have a good personality.

Don't worry, buddy. There's always someone out there... somewhere...
Sorry man, I gotta say this is some pretty terrible advice. This is straight up beta male conditioning that'll have you right in the friendzone where you belong, if you adhere to it.

People often confuse respect with courtesy. Be initially courteous to all women most women, but not respectful. Respect is something that has to be earned. You can't just go giving it away like candy on Halloween. Anyone who does that only signifies that they've got no respect for themselves.

Do I respect women? Well, it depends on the woman. Not all women are worthey of respect. The ones who aren't respectable definitely know it in their hearts. Do you really think those those type of women are gonna have any respect for you if you treat em like dignified ladies, when they know they're not, just because they've got vaginas? Can any other woman truly value a man who gives his respect to women like that? The respect of a man who values himself never comes cheap.

You should only listen to women's problems within reason. Like if it's something you're actually able to help with. If they're just droning on about problems with their interpersonal relationships (conflicts/drama with their friends and whatnot) just pretend to fall asleep and start snoring obnoxiously. They'll love you for it. Trust me, this type of behaviour is much more endearing to women than pretending like you actually care.

As for generosity, there's nothing wrong with it. It's gotta be genuine though. Meaning that you have to be a generous person to begin with. If you're faking it just to get laid women will certainly be able to tell. You'll just come off as creepy.
 
Sorry man, I gotta say this is some pretty terrible advice. This is straight up beta male conditioning that'll have you right in the friendzone where you belong, if you adhere to it.

People often confuse respect with courtesy. Be initially courteous to all women most women, but not respectful. Respect is something that has to be earned. You can't just go giving it away like candy on Halloween. Anyone who does that only signifies that they've got no respect for themselves.

Do I respect women? Well, it depends on the woman. Not all women are worthey of respect. The ones who aren't respectable definitely know it in their hearts. Do you really think those those type of women are gonna have any respect for you if you treat em like dignified ladies, when they know they're not, just because they've got vaginas? Can any other woman truly value a man who gives his respect to women like that? The respect of a man who values himself never comes cheap.

You should only listen to women's problems within reason. Like if it's something you're actually able to help with. If they're just droning on about problems with their interpersonal relationships (conflicts/drama with their friends and whatnot) just pretend to fall asleep and start snoring obnoxiously. They'll love you for it. Trust me, this type of behaviour is much more endearing to women than pretending like you actually care.

As for generosity, there's nothing wrong with it. It's gotta be genuine though. Meaning that you have to be a generous person to begin with. If you're faking it just to get laid women will certainly be able to tell. You'll just come off as creepy.
yes I agree
twas a joke
 
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Without being Chad, social circle.Like that should be the main priority for so many of the narcy teens here who are already good looking but aspie as fuck.If youre ugly as shit ..social circle game can also work (srs) but it'll obviously be harder.Ive seen uglies (no status or money btw) with girlfriends BUT its always their looksmatch.
 
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ok obesecel
Anyone who is top 1% of their shape is considered bmi wise obese.
It's absolutely retarded metric that shouldn't even exist, but works "well enough" for general population.
Only retarded low-iq monkey would take bmi at face value.
 
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be good and God will bring her to you
It doesn't work like that. It's all about your priorities.

"But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you." ~ Matthew 6:33

Do you believe that God will bless you if you only seek Him for the sake of having a girlfriend, or any other vain thing of this world?
 
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Get bones
 
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leave this forum and start working on your personality
Things girls like:
Good hair, clean nice teeth. Sense of humor more than anything.
 
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Things girls like:
Good hair, clean nice teeth. Sense of humor more than anything.
What about clean but not nice teeth
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First, learn to play pattycake.

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Then start frequenting parks and playgrounds.

When you spot a gaggle of girls just casually mosey on over and join in on the festivities. You'll be a real hit.
in 2021 girls that age are on tiktok dancing to "Savage" by Megan Thee Stallion
 

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