How do you actually get laid? I'm going insane

[SubSigma]

I am not impressed by any man that is under a 30 laycount no matter how hot his girlfriend is

Do escorts count?

 

[Deleted member 21340]

Just ask an incel forum on how to get laid theory

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Step 1: be chad.
The girls will take care of the rest.

 

[babineux]

Can someone give me an unironic answer?
How the fuck do normies actually have sex? How and where?

I'm good looking enough for girls to somewhat frequently cold approach me and tell me that i'm good looking, mostly bars and clubs, but I got a few street approaches too.
I've also been asked out by 2 girls i've never spoken to before. As in they found me on my blank social media profile after seeing me IRL, probably asked someone for my name.
Got catcalled a few times too.

And after all that, i'm a 21 year old man in my second year of college who only hugged and made out with one girl.
It's driving me insane.

I don't even really want a gf. I just want sex. How do you fuck girls from a bar or club? Do you fuck them that same night or do you exchange contact details and then meet up for a date?
Someone help me.

Start by talking to girls since you apparently have no issue with getting them to throw themselves at u

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Usually talking to them is how they lose interest. They know straight away i'm a subhuman beta incel from the vibes I give off.

You're not GL enough face it.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

I mean I already get approached pretty frequently by girls who start the convo with complimenting how I look. I don't think improving my looks would do much.

That means literally nothing. I get catcalled/called pretty as well and it's fucking uselsess.

 

[chawaje]

Just be nice tbh

 

[johnsmithcel]

You're not GL enough face it.

That means literally nothing. I get catcalled/called pretty as well and it's fucking uselsess.

I mean they come up to me and obsessively talk about how good looking I am, not just a random comment calling me cute or whatever. Anyway I know I am. Even on Lookism, a website as autistic as this one, I got rated between Chadlite and Chad. Not that you need to be good looking to get laid. Any 4/10 can fuck a girl below a Stacy with some effort.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

I mean they come up to me and obsessively talk about how good looking I am, not just a random comment calling me cute or whatever. Anyway I know I am. Even on Lookism, a website as autistic as this one, I got rated between Chadlite and Chad. Not that you need to be good looking to get laid. Any 4/10 can fuck a girl below a Stacy with some effort.

How tall r u?

 

[Deleted member 16501]

You have love for everyone and connect

you clearly have hatred in your heart and don't like people....so you feel 'guilty' or 'uninhibited' to talk.

if you have the physical requirements but ain't getting laid, you're emotionally and spiritually dead

unironically become a nicer person who has positive regard for people....Not a hateful little incel!

 

[johnsmithcel]

How tall r u?

6ft

 

[Deleted member 21044]

6ft

Do you have a very high pitch voice or any other severe failos? Are you ethnic?

 

[johnsmithcel]

You have love for everyone and connect

you clearly have hatred in your heart and don't like people....so you feel 'guilty' or 'uninhibited' to talk.

if you have the physical requirements but ain't getting laid, you're emotionally and spiritually dead

unironically become a nicer person who has positive regard for people....Not a hateful little incel!

Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but i'm the opposite of hateful when talking to people anyway. They know straight away i'm a scared, anxious cuck

 

[johnsmithcel]

Do you have a very high pitch voice or any other severe failos? Are you ethnic?

No, my voice is pretty deep, no other failos and i'm white

 

[Deleted member 16501]

Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but i'm the opposite of hateful when talking to people anyway. They know straight away i'm a scared, anxious cuck

you're a man. inside in your deepest core, you are not scared, anxious or nice. All men want to dominate, want to assert ourselves in the world. If you are scared and anxious, you are repressing something....which will eventually split off from you and get worse as you get older.

bottom line- trust people, and be more direct with girls. You're already good looking- just meet girls and move them gradually towards sex by asking them- ask them for their number, ask them to meet up, ask to kiss, ask to go back to your place, initiate foreplay, ask them to fuck

 

[Brazitard]

Can someone give me an unironic answer?
How the fuck do normies actually have sex? How and where?

I'm good looking enough for girls to somewhat frequently cold approach me and tell me that i'm good looking, mostly bars and clubs, but I got a few street approaches too.
I've also been asked out by 2 girls i've never spoken to before. As in they found me on my blank social media profile after seeing me IRL, probably asked someone for my name.
Got catcalled a few times too.

And after all that, i'm a 21 year old man in my second year of college who only hugged and made out with one girl.
It's driving me insane.

I don't even really want a gf. I just want sex. How do you fuck girls from a bar or club? Do you fuck them that same night or do you exchange contact details and then meet up for a date?
Someone help me.

Go flex to older uglier women or pay an escort, those are the 2 easiest methods.

 

[makeme183]

If he gets cold approached he is def at least mtn.

only chadlites and up get cold approached

I actually got a few tests already. All negative. Expensive Hookers are totally safe.

While escorts are VERY clean because always condom.

the problem with escorts is you can't eat them out without fear of catching something

And, OWO does not transmit anything.

what's OWO ?

also, why do I have a feeling that OP is a chad who's bored and just jerking us around ?

 

[Artemis]

the problem with escorts is you can't eat them out without fear of catching something

Idk, i sometimes did it, mostly with young girls.

You will not catch anything: there is no serious disease that transmits with oral, both receiving and giving.

what's OWO ?

Oral WithOut - blowjob without condom.

 

[Deleted member 17244]

I would do this if I could find a ginger stacey hooker

You can slay me if you wanna slavic beauty

 

[SubSigma]

You can slay me if you wanna slavic beauty

Only if ur femboy maxxed to look like this

 

[HarrierDuBois]

only chadlites and up get cold approached

Nah I have gotten cold approached and I'm only mtn, there must be some niche appeal as well.

 

[johnsmithcel]

only chadlites and up get cold approached

the problem with escorts is you can't eat them out without fear of catching something

what's OWO ?

also, why do I have a feeling that OP is a chad who's bored and just jerking us around ?

If I had a life I wouldn't be wasting time jerking people around here lol

 

[hansmoleman]

The nerds/borderline incels that went with me in highschool got laid by going to a university/degree with lots of people, especially lots of women. They never got laid with a good looking women though.

 

[makeme183]

Idk, i sometimes did it, mostly with young girls.

You will not catch anything: there is no serious disease that transmits with oral, both receiving and giving.

Oral WithOut - blowjob without condom.

you can get herpes , hpv , gonorrhoe and syphillis from giving and receiving oral

herpes is incurable and hpv can cause throat cancer

 

[Germania]

It's a numbers game, especially online, but outside as well. Even if you're a Chadlite, you have to put in tons of effort. You will still be ghosted, you will no longer receive an answer, you will be unfollowed.
Quantity, just talk/write with hundreds of women, with one in 100 it will work, good luck.

 

[johnsmithcel]

It's a numbers game, especially online, but outside as well. Even if you're a Chadlite, you have to put in tons of effort. You will still be ghosted, you will no longer receive an answer, you will be unfollowed.
Quantity, just talk/write with hundreds of women, with one in 100 it will work, good luck.

But even when they approach me and call me good looking nothing happens. Few times they basically invited me over to their house but after a few mins of talking to me they lost interest. Guess i'm that much of an autist.

 

[potentialzaddy]

Can someone give me an unironic answer?
How the fuck do normies actually have sex? How and where?

I'm good looking enough for girls to somewhat frequently cold approach me and tell me that i'm good looking, mostly bars and clubs, but I got a few street approaches too.
I've also been asked out by 2 girls i've never spoken to before. As in they found me on my blank social media profile after seeing me IRL, probably asked someone for my name.
Got catcalled a few times too.

And after all that, i'm a 21 year old man in my second year of college who only hugged and made out with one girl.
It's driving me insane.

I don't even really want a gf. I just want sex. How do you fuck girls from a bar or club? Do you fuck them that same night or do you exchange contact details and then meet up for a date?
Someone help me.

depends on the girl but if ur just tryna fuck u gotta move it fast before she loses interest in you, if they call you good looking at the bars you can take the blue pill on this one and just be confident bro, you might fail one or two times or be a bit cringe but dont be scared cause you gotta get over the fear of flirting to have more success

 

[Germania]

Guess i'm that much of an autist.

maybe true

 

[Artemis]

you can get herpes , hpv , gonorrhoe and syphillis from giving and receiving oral

Everyone already has herpes. Easily treatable in the case of outbreak.

HPV is safe for males.

Gonorrhoe - 90% of those with throat type have no symptoms. Sth like cold. Safe mostly. Goes away itself.

syphilis - yeah this is quite unlucky. But it is treatable easily. Also, it is VERY rare.

herpes is incurable and hpv can cause throat cancer

First time i hear about hpv causing throat cancer. My guess is fried food causes cancer as well. Minimal risk.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Nah I have gotten cold approached and I'm only mtn, there must be some niche appeal as well.

Was it with sexual intent? What did they say?

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Was it with sexual intent? What did they say?

They started talking to me, asked some random questions, said they thought I was handsome, asked me for my number, and then that was it.

 

[BoneDensity]

They know straight away i'm a subhuman beta incel from the vibes I give off.

Then how are you expecting to get laid if know that ur a beta incel?

 

[johnsmithcel]

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[MadTwatter]

Can someone give me an unironic answer?
How the fuck do normies actually have sex? How and where?

I'm good looking enough for girls to somewhat frequently cold approach me and tell me that i'm good looking, mostly bars and clubs, but I got a few street approaches too.
I've also been asked out by 2 girls i've never spoken to before. As in they found me on my blank social media profile after seeing me IRL, probably asked someone for my name.
Got catcalled a few times too.

And after all that, i'm a 21 year old man in my second year of college who only hugged and made out with one girl.
It's driving me insane.

I don't even really want a gf. I just want sex. How do you fuck girls from a bar or club? Do you fuck them that same night or do you exchange contact details and then meet up for a date?
Someone help me.

Numbers game on dating apps and lowering your standards.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Numbers game on dating apps and lowering your standards.

It's mostly the ugly and fat girls who are rude to me. It's like they go out of their way to be mean. Usually average - pretty girls are nice to me.

 

[MadTwatter]

It's mostly the ugly and fat girls who are rude to me. It's like they go out of their way to be mean. Usually average - pretty girls are nice to me.

No shit, that’s their prerogative as young women. Do you want sex or not?

Feel better by reminding yourself that in 10 years they’re going to be melting down over loneliness.

 

[johnsmithcel]

No shit, that’s their prerogative as young women. Do you want sex or not?

Feel better by reminding yourself that in 10 years they’re going to be melting down over loneliness.

I meant that fat, ugly women hate me. It's the average - above average women that approach me and are nice to me, at least initially. No point lowering my standards if it makes things even harder.

 

[maxeverything]

Start online dating maxxing, if you’re truly gl you’ll get solid matches. Then set up dates to get drinks. Take whatever you need to low inhib max, and go out with the chicks. Find ways to make yourself seem somewhat interesting for a date or two, it’s not that hard (if you’re gl). For most people irl social circle game is best but for some group settings can be tougher to navigate. With online dating you can get women in 1 on 1 situations quicker which makes it easier to escalate

 

[johnsmithcel]

Start online dating maxxing, if you’re truly gl you’ll get solid matches. Then set up dates to get drinks. Take whatever you need to low inhib max, and go out with the chicks. Find ways to make yourself seem somewhat interesting for a date or two, it’s not that hard (if you’re gl). For most people irl social circle game is best but for some group settings can be tougher to navigate. With online dating you can get women in 1 on 1 situations quicker which makes it easier to escalate

Is having 2 or 3 pics and no bio cringe if you're gl?

 

[maxeverything]

Is having 2 or 3 pics and no bio cringe if you're gl?

I mean it’s not helping your cause. Why not have a short easy bio where you say a hobby or two

 

[johnsmithcel]

I mean it’s not helping your cause. Why not have a short easy bio where you say a hobby or two

Because I don't have any. I'm studying codecelling in college, I read and I go to the gym but not good enough yet to list it there. I'm nothing tbh.

 

[maxeverything]

Because I don't have any. I'm studying codecelling in college, I read and I go to the gym but not good enough yet to list it there. I'm nothing tbh.

Ok so say you like reading and being active. Still better than nothing. Also maybe mention liking some fun bar game like pool or darts. Add 4 or 5 pics, preferably at least 2 not being aspie, and there you go.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

I am not impressed by any man that is under a 30 laycount no matter how hot his girlfriend is

Quality >> quantity

 

[Deleted member 16970]

maybe ur a healthy male and subconsciously hate the idea of entertaining chads leftovers?

 

[johnsmithcel]

maybe ur a healthy male and subconsciously hate the idea of entertaining chads leftovers?

they all fuck recessed normies lol.

 

[Deleted member 16970]

they all fuck recessed normies lol.

then they are not human. clearly.

would u fuck a monkey?