How do you explain to your friends or relatives about your surgeries ?

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I had a genio and a nosejob (soon jaw implants)
My friends asked me if i mew or something
I just told them that I lost weight
What have you done after your surgeries ? Should I make New friends after my jaw implants?
 
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Tell em the truth
 
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You kill them
 
Say you put on a calithe watch
 
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I was thinking my surgery wouldn't be that noticeable and my plan was to tell the few people who asked that I had just lost weight.

The very first person I saw 3 weeks post surgery was like "WHOOOAHHHH WTF HAPPENED DUDE YOU LOOK TOTALLY DIFFERENT" and he yelled out to someone else to come over to me.

fml.

I still stuck to my pathetic "lost weight" story and deluded myself into believing others would buy it despite people shaking their head as I tried to convince them. In hindsight it was an obvious lie and I should have been man enough to just admit it. These days I literally don't give a fuck what people think
 
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Grow or wear a fake beard, so they won't be able to tell. After a while get rid of it and they won't remember how you looked before.
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