How do you look less ugly after waking up?

[Kristin]

I look like a retard after waking up which is a problem. However, I look really good in the afternoon and at night which is weird.

 

[mortis]

Buy a pair of good genes

 

[Deleted member 10987]

I have more hooding when waking up

 

[Deleted member 11748]

I look very good in the morning and my posture is on check

 

[itorroella9]

I have more hooding when waking up

yeah same but i also look way more bloated

 

[Kristin]

Buy a pair of good genes

Blue jeans

 

[FootLongDong]

Blind urself like those streetshitter in slumdogmillionair

 

[Deleted member 10987]

yeah same but i also look way more bloated

Also true

 

[sergeant blackpill]

There's some truth to the "just take a shower" meme. my hair looks giga thin and brittle in the morning after a nights sleep, like i'm balding or something, then after a shower it looks good.

 

[vince231]

Maybe its your energy level? check out what you're eating for dinner, maybe get a few mid night snaks

But I'm genuinely confused, you said you feel like a retard but you never mention what actually looks wrong?

Need some clearer insight.

 

[joeveniro]

same, at dawn i look insane but the whole day i look normiesh

 

[Adriana Lima]

Get a silk sleepmask to reduce eye bags

 

[mortis]

Blue jeans

 

[Kristin]

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imagine wearing new balance shoes unironically

 

[Kristin]

There's some truth to the "just take a shower" meme. my hair looks giga thin and brittle in the morning after a nights sleep, like i'm balding or something, then after a shower it looks good.

yeah it helps a shitton I agree.

 

[Deleted member 10185]

It is impossible to look good after waking up.. EYEs will automatically swell when you wakeup. You need use some cold in your eyes.. For example cucumbers..... or cold spoons. Girls always use cold cucumbers in their eyes.

 

[Kristin]

It is impossible to look good after waking up.. EYEs will automatically swell when you wakeup. You need use some cold in your eyes.. For example cucumbers..... or cold spoons. Girls always use cold cucumbers in their eyes.

That sucks....I guess I have to do that every morning before school

 

[mortis]

It is impossible to look good after waking up.. EYEs will automatically swell when you wakeup. You need use some cold in your eyes.. For example cucumbers..... or cold spoons. Girls always use cold cucumbers in their eyes.

Bad genes spotted

 

[Satan]

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

 

[Kristin]

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

look who's come crawling back to us

 

[EverythingMaxxer]

Same, I look my worst in the morning. I think it’s because of skin and eye area.

 

[RAITEIII]

It is impossible to look good after waking up.. EYEs will automatically swell when you wakeup. You need use some cold in your eyes.. For example cucumbers..... or cold spoons. Girls always use cold cucumbers in their eyes.

Its not impossible jfl. Sometimes i look better more undereye and such...

 

[Momstouch]

Its because your skin gets bloated while sleeping. Its very common pheonamenan for asians

 

[RAITEIII]

Its because your skin gets bloated while sleeping. Its very common pheonamenan for asians

What does it mean if this "bloat" makes u look better?

 

[Momstouch]

What does it mean if this "bloat" makes u look better?

It makes moonface

 

[RAITEIII]

It makes moonface

It gives me better undereye and skin plump tbh

 

[Momstouch]

It gives me better undereye and skin plump tbh

Probably you have thin skin and low bodyfat then.
I have thickass skin and i get moonface after long sleeps

 

[RAITEIII]

Probably you have thin skin and low bodyfat then.
I have thickass skin and i get moonface after long sleeps

Brutal. Yes my skin is soo thin... and this is not good for me too prone to aging i looked better with more fat but no matter what I cannot gain fat on my face just lose it...